Real Reasons the Baron von Funny is Ending After Ten Years
One last chance to come up with a clever little blurb for the snarky joke list on our podunk website.
May 18, 2018
One last chance to come up with a clever little blurb for the snarky joke list on our podunk website.
May 4, 2018
Still more well-liked than Skip Bayless though.
Apr 27, 2018
Marvel really pulled out all the stops for this one!
Sep 15, 2017
Proving that there is such a thing as must-avoid TV.
Aug 25, 2017
Don't worry, they'll get back together in 20 years to cash in on a nostalgia tour.
Aug 18, 2017
Now we know why he's always been referred to as the "Socrates of the sitcom".
Jul 21, 2017
If there's one thing more challenging than the crisis in Sudan, it's thinking up a good baby name.
Jun 23, 2017
Jun 9, 2017
They're feeling the need... the need for greed.
Apr 21, 2017
It's no Conspiracy Theory; when that Pretty Woman flashes her Mona Lisa Smile, Everyone Says I Love You!
Apr 7, 2017
They'll blue you away! [THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN CANCELLED]
Feb 24, 2017
But really, we all know it's just a warm-up for the BAFTAs.
Feb 3, 2017
Seeing the future beyond a shadow of a doubt!
Jan 27, 2017
Those of us holding out for Star Wars: The Naked Lesbian Romp will have to wait a couple more years.
Dec 23, 2016
Maybe this person isn't your true love after all...
Sep 30, 2016
Guess not every idea gets rejected...
Sep 16, 2016
Hey, you don't cast Kevin James or adapt a popular movie franchise, you pay the price.
Sep 9, 2016
Can't wait to see who's doing the voice of the plane!
Sep 2, 2016
All the News That's Fit to Misprint.
Jun 24, 2016
You'd be surprised, but the people who pay Tim Burton to spray neon paintballs all over his wife and Johnny Depp actually say "no" sometimes.
May 26, 2016
Remember when the Oscars happened? Like, months ago? Well, this happened too! And finally, we got our stuff together and got it published. Featuring extra-special contributions from Holly Moyer and Betsy Rosenblatt! Enjoy!
Apr 22, 2016
Who knew a garbage can could throw stuff away?
Apr 8, 2016
Is Jaws: The Revenge already taken?
Feb 26, 2016
At least all those famous, successful, and wealthy nominees will have something to feel good about if they lose.
Nothing earth-shattering, but a great interview. He seems like a really nice guy, and he's one of those performers you don't realize how much you've missed until you think about it.—JS
Feb 8, 2016
Apparently this sketch is adored by some and hated by others. Hoping I can find a list of the second group, so I can cut them out of my life.—JS
Dec 18, 2015
Did not expect the NC-17 rating. Some things you can't un-see. [Shudder]
Dec 4, 2015
There's a difference?
Sep 4, 2015
Each made the classic TV mistake of not having John Stamos star as a surprised new grandpa. (Watch Grandfathered this fall on Fox!)
Jul 10, 2015
And you do NOT want to know what John Hillerman has been up to. Yeesh.
Jun 19, 2015
May 1, 2015
Who knew that "Directed by Woody Allen" was only the beginning?
Apr 10, 2015
[BLURB REDACTED AFTER ADVISEMENT FROM AN ANONYMOUS INSTITUTION WHOSE HELPFUL SUGGESTION SHOULD IN NO WAY BE VIEWED AS CENSORSHIP]
Feb 27, 2015
Not on the list: that bastard Eddie Rabbit. He knows what he did.
Feb 20, 2015
Why let being dead keep you being widely read?
Feb 13, 2015
Proud as a peacock, indeed.
Dec 12, 2014
It's a "Perfect Storm" for a "Fighter" who wishes that his problems could be "Departed". (We'd like this blurb to also be expunged from the record.)
Does this thing still work? This thing where you post a link and it goes on the home page of our site? Hello?—JS
Sep 26, 2014
You've got a lot of nerve being so generous, mister.
Sep 19, 2014
What can you do? The bar got set awfully high by Selfie.
Aug 29, 2014
You're never bored when you've got the Dancing Itos on speed dial!
Jul 25, 2014
Are you ready to wok?!
Jul 18, 2014
What can you do when the bar was set so high by Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid?
Jul 11, 2014
Get ready for Harry Potter and the Mysterious Lingering Back Pain!
Jun 27, 2014
It's still better than jury duty, that's for sure.
Jun 13, 2014
Whatever happened to the time-honored tradition of writing "See ya!" on an old shoe and leaving it in the mouth of their horse?
May 16, 2014
But first she'll take a long, leisurely, on-camera stroll with the bucket around its estate, so you can see that they're totally getting to know one another in a casual, friendly setting.
May 2, 2014
Wait, that's the one they kept??
Apr 25, 2014
So close, and yet so far.
Apr 11, 2014
Maybe you'll have better luck with your Arli$$ fan fiction.
Mar 7, 2014
What's in a name? Or, as John Travolta might say, "Warts own an camel?"
Feb 28, 2014
It's BAAAA-aaaack. Wait, that's a typo: it's back. Featuring special guest movie drafter Alicia Kirk.
This is one of the movies to come out of our fabulous, scintillating PoopReading.com Movie Draft (which you should totally read first). It's way longer than we agreed we'd make these. Inexcusably, self-indulgently longer. Enjoy!
This is one of the movies to come out of our fabulous, scintillating PoopReading.com Movie Draft (which you should totally read first).
Jan 10, 2014
Sorry, we were busy looking at our phones.
Dec 26, 2013
From bad Halloween costumes to the 2012 election to the new Star Wars movies (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Dec 20, 2013
Still better than Freddie, the Flag Day Ferret.
Nov 15, 2013
They're sorry, but no, there's nothing they can do about Steve Kroft.
Nov 6, 2013
From Bigfoot to rejected TV pilots to Invisible Obama (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Oct 3, 2013
"Breaking Bad" is gone. But don't cry over spilled meth; there is still greatness out there.
Sep 13, 2013
Instead, watch James Caan get back in the game in Back in the Game! ABC you on the couch, America!
Aug 23, 2013
And don't even ask about Shia LaBeouf.
Aug 14, 2013
From unpopular superheroes to Mitt Romney's tax returns to the Octomom porn film (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Jul 15, 2013
So we live in a world where one of the biggest newspapers in existence will just suddenly give you a terrific feature on a relatively obscure comedy writer? What a time to be alive.—BK
Jun 28, 2013
And look for Richard Dreyfuss to reprise his role as Dick Cheney with Bill Pullman as Dan Quayle in Hunting Quayle!
Jun 7, 2013
Guess this puts the kibosh on After After Earth: The Re-Earthening, huh?
Jun 5, 2013
From lesser-known diseases to the Secret Service scandal to the Cannes film festival (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
May 16, 2013
I never stopped loving "The Office," even if I occasionally stopped liking it for half-hour periods here and there. Still, it will be missed.—JM
Apr 17, 2013
From Jeremy Lin to high gas prices to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Apr 4, 2013
History will hold Letterman's late night legacy in higher regard than Leno's. Could not agree more.—BK
Mar 29, 2013
Next up: the philosophical entreaties of January Jones's breasts.
Mar 22, 2013
Not to be confused with Rejected!, the celebrity reality show where celebrities pitch ill-fated reality show ideas.
Mar 13, 2013
I never had a great deal of interest in Bob Woodward or John Belushi, but I found this fascinating. Lots to learn about storytelling, journalism, writing, and memory.—JS
Feb 27, 2013
Terrific inside look at how the writers of a top sitcom go about assembling an episode. (But major spoilers if you haven't watched the episode yet.)—BK
What an age we live in, that esteemed publications regularly print detailed oral histories of the stuff we grew up on.—JS
Feb 22, 2013
Why just settle for rooting for Oscar-nominated actors when you can use them as pawns in your own diabolical chess game?
Feb 18, 2013
DuckTales was one of my favorite shows of its era, and remains a fond memory. Herein, the lengthy and fascinating profile of it that I never knew I always wanted.—JS
Feb 12, 2013
A lengthy profile of deposed "Community" creator Dan Harmon. Because if this website weren't called PoopReading.com, it would be called LengthyProfilesOfDeposedCommunityCreatorDanHarmon.com.—JM
Feb 8, 2013
It takes a lot of work to come up with something better than a thimble.
Feb 7, 2013
Terrific analysis of the past, present, and (lack of) future of Community. (However, contains a couple small spoilers from the first two episodes of the new season.)—BK
Feb 6, 2013
From Black Friday to holiday wish lists to Rick Santorum (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Feb 4, 2013
Close personal friend of PoopReading.com Mike Scully on TV and TV writing.—JM
Feb 1, 2013
The best take so far on this ridiculous story, which would be unbelievable if it weren't so familiar.—JS
Jan 25, 2013
You ruined everything, ruiner!
Jan 14, 2013
This summary of everything Pete Rose says and does in his new TLC reality show is almost enjoyable enough to convince me to watch it... but nah.—BK
Jan 8, 2013
"I've been told I have a problem. A psychiatrist once said that I gambled in order to escape the reality of life. I told him that's why everybody does everything. But he had a point."—JM
Jan 4, 2013
It's possible we were drinking at the time.
Jan 3, 2013
This was giddy fun anyway, but I knew I was destined to post it here when I read this part: "Life consists of little things; the important matter is to see them largely."—JS
Jan 1, 2013
Meaty interview with Albert Brooks. The good news: he's working on another book right now. The bad news: he's not working on another film right now.—BK
Dec 21, 2012
But where's their beloved holiday jingles and stop-motion Christmas specials?
There is nothing about this that I don't love.—JM
Dec 20, 2012
And here's the third and final installment. Why did it have to end? WHYYYYYYYYYYY????—BK
Dec 19, 2012
From Herman Cain to Broadway shows to inappropriate Halloween costumes (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Part two! Woo-hoo! [Ridiculous, uncomfortably long amount of excited giggling]—BK
Dec 18, 2012
Holy crap! And this is only part one of what will be a three-part oral history! [Devolves into unintelligible ravings]—BK
Dec 10, 2012
God bless the Internet. Without it, I'd have had no reason to ever hear this piece existed. Instead it has been found, read, and greatly appreciated.—JS
Dec 7, 2012
Ehh, it's not like anyone's going to be paying attention.
Dec 3, 2012
Haven't read this yet, but let's assume it's as awesome as every other Bill Murray profile of the last 15 years.—JS
How could anybody not love Murray at this point? He's absolutely enchanting.—BK
Nov 2, 2012
A corporation known for never pinching pennies and a fan base that always handles alterations well. What could possibly go wrong?
Oct 30, 2012
Pretty terrific review of Letterman's no-audience show Monday night, which was funny, fascinating television.—BK
Oct 22, 2012
Doesn't quite rise to the level of retrospectives we've posted about Party Down or Cheers because, well, EW can't – but Sanders was an incredible show, so even this is good.—JS
Oct 19, 2012
I'm squarely in the loving Elliott camp. His mainstream appearances (HIMYM, Raymond) don't do him justice. It's the more offbeat stuff (Letterman, Eagleheart, Get a Life) where he shines.—BK
Oct 12, 2012
This is what happens when you buy from Bilton Mradley.
Oct 10, 2012
From the U.S. credit downgrade to the NBA lockout to the HPV vaccine (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Oct 9, 2012
Everybody, without exception, should read Easterbrook's work every Tuesday. Even if you skip the football parts, you've still got an entertaining and insightful 2,000-word column about pop culture, politics, society and world affairs. The football parts add about 3,500 more words on top of that, and this week many of those words are about the Vikings!—JM
Sep 27, 2012
An oral history of Cheers. Holy crap. A must read.—BK
Sep 24, 2012
Oh my, this is what I'd write if I could come up with anything more eloquent than "P.T. Anderson? Fuck that guy!" (All the hoopla reminds me of Maeby Fünke's words: better say you liked the movie; don't want to seem stupid.)—JS
My man-crush on Schur continues unabated.—BK
Sep 19, 2012
America is the world's preeminent economic force. Pro football is America's preeminent sports pastime. And I maintain that it's because of Steve Sabol. RIP.—JM
Sep 14, 2012
Well, they can't all be The Mob Doctor, can they?
Sep 11, 2012
I rarely buy books in hardcover (partly out of cost, partly because I'm always playing catch-up on older books), but I'll be making an exception today to buy Chabon's new book Telegraph Avenue, as he's my favorite author.—BK
Aug 9, 2012
I'd never heard of these dipshits before this link popped up on Twitter, but now I am completely in love with them (or at least their grey ladybug boots). #fjm—JS
Aug 6, 2012
From the GOP candidates to unpopular cereals to the debt ceiling (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
As close as we're likely to get to a transcript or video of what sounds like a truly amazing set. If this link doesn't interest you, I'm pretty sure you're on the wrong site.—JS
Aug 2, 2012
This book never quite captivated me the way I hoped it would, but I'm nonetheless appreciative of its skill and craft.—JS
Jul 31, 2012
Oswalt's keynote address at Montreal's Just For Laughs 2012. An entertaining look at the state of comedy and the democratization of content distribution.—JS
Jul 24, 2012
Jul 20, 2012
Of course, this kind of hurtful rejection is just the sort of thing that turns superheroes into supervillains.
Jul 13, 2012
If you're a fan of Keaton, this extra-long interview is a must-read. (If for no other reason than the fact that even President Obama asked him why he doesn't make more movies.)—BK
Jul 5, 2012
Terrific long interview with the man who breathes glorious life into Ron Swanson.—BK
Jun 28, 2012
Kind of odd to have a trend piece like this two or three years after the trend has been painfully obvious to even the most casual observer, but who knows? Maybe this is the one that makes the studios take notice, and they carve up the Hangover 3 budget to make four interesting, original movies.—JS
Jun 22, 2012
Guaranteed to start a new wave of octoeroticism!
1) I remember watching this episode when I was 14, and loving it. 2) Go listen to the Letterman interview on Alec Baldwin's "Here's the Thing" podcast. 3) You can watch old Letterman episodes at the Paley Center for Media library? I guess I know where I'm going to live when I retire.—BK
Jun 20, 2012
I love comedy. I love women. I love Adam Carolla. I love the internet. When all of those things threaten to converge, "Denzel-and-Chris-Pine-in-a-runaway-train"-style, I've simply got to say something.
Well, obviously she's just too stupid to love Sorkin's new HBO show, The Newsroom. (Seriously, though, if "it's exactly like every other Sorkin show" is the worst criticism you can level at it, I'm in!)—JS
Jun 6, 2012
If there's a heaven, I'm sure it consists of little else other than me getting to decide who gets to put what on their vanity license plates. And what names people are allowed to give their kids.—JM
Jun 4, 2012
These are always worth reading. (And can we maybe agree that there are some interview subjects who deserve their last name beside their responses instead of their initials?)—JS
Jun 1, 2012
I don't watch Conan regularly, but I check in from time to time, and I generally agree with this article's assessment of the show: not quite what you hoped it would be.—BK
May 30, 2012
From the Rapture to bad prom themes to the Royal Wedding (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
What?? Regis Philbin filled in for Piers Morgan Tuesday night and interviewed David Letterman and I missed it?!? Luckily, most of it seems to be here.—BK
May 25, 2012
You stay classy, America's Most Watched Network!
May 24, 2012
Fascinating, meaty discussion with three TV showrunners: Vince Gilligan (Breaking Bad), David Milch (Deadwood, Luck), and Matthew Weiner (Mad Men). (Contains a few spoilers if you've never watched those shows.)—BK
May 21, 2012
More on the fallout, including some cast and writing staff reactions, and a look at what may lie ahead for the show.—BK
Sepinwall does a great job of outlining all the reasons this could go wrong, and I'm inclined to agree with him.—BK
May 18, 2012
We're pretty sure they're not saying "Boo-urns".
In my experience, when a TV show loses its creator, the quality always declines; especially when that creator had a unique voice and a strong vision. I hope that won't be the case here, but I'm not very optimistic.—BK
It seems like we're incapable of talking about "Girls" without making everything into a big to-do, but this thoughtful piece makes about as little a to-do as I've seen so far. Refreshing.—JM
May 16, 2012
All my favorite people are nerds. Reading this analysis of the nerd psyche reminded me of all the reasons I love them.—JS
May 11, 2012
Posnanski, God bless him, tries to answer the question of whether fictional baseball scout Scotty Carson double-crossed the Judge by signing Roy Hobbs in The Natural. Just another reason why the internet is beautiful.—BK
May 10, 2012
New Girl staked a claim as one of the best and funniest shows on TV this season. (Article is full of spoilers if you haven't watched the show, including this week's season finale.)—BK
May 8, 2012
We laughed uncontrollably.—JS
May 7, 2012
We're going to have mindless summer action movies; that's a given. I know I'm excited when one actually turns out great (Iron Man, last year's Mission: Impossible). But even that comes with a downside.—JS
May 4, 2012
I don't agree with every part of the analysis, but anytime someone takes a closer look at my favorite album ever, I'm in.—BK
May 3, 2012
This is a great write-up of Community's virtues, and actually gives me greater appreciation for the "Virtual Systems Analysis" episode, which didn't wow me on first viewing.—JS
May 1, 2012
I always suspected that the secrets of existence lay deep within the game of Tetris. Now we know for sure.—JM
Credit for pointing out this link goes to my fancy-pants brother, who attended Harvard with the author.—JM
Pretty interesting, except where it's shrilly over-the-top. Suggesting that the ironic use of "thug life" is racist implies you think all thugs are racial minorities – which sounds pretty racist to me.—JS
Apr 30, 2012
I think we've set a new record for level-headedness and clear thinking in a celebrity interview. I'm even more in love with her than I was when we were 12.—JS
Apr 25, 2012
The essential Dick Clark tribute. Try as they might, no other game show could ever top The 'Mid.—JS
Apr 24, 2012
The Times has had an entire series with Whedon in the run up to his movie (which I'm becoming more and more excited about). All great, but this one was the best.—JS
Apr 20, 2012
I'll tell you what's a Mission: Impossible – someone trying to post an interview with Brad Bird before Jameson does. (And yet, Mission: Accomplished!)—BK
Apr 12, 2012
Season 2 of Eagleheart starts tonight, and if you're a fan of Chris Elliott, it is absolutely worth 15 minutes of your time. (The title is misleading, as he mostly talks Season 1, and there are some mild spoilers from those episodes.)—BK
With a title like that, do you really even need an article?—BK
Apr 10, 2012
We post strictly text links around here, since this site is about reading. However, I feel quite certain my co-contributors will approve an exception for this video.—JS
Apr 9, 2012
It sounds like Kenny Powers has finally turned his literary talents to the sci-fi genre.—JS
Apr 6, 2012
Obviously, not every network can work this way, but it'd be nice if à la carte cable pricing comes true and a few more networks had the chance to try.—JS
Apr 4, 2012
The short version: "Titanic is basically a 3.5-hour-long Zales commercial, only slightly less emotionally compelling."—TG
Apr 3, 2012
TV has a long history of handily replacing departing characters, and the biggest factor in Community's continuation may be its new syndication deal with Comedy Central.—BK
Sorry to keep going back to this well, but I have always found it utterly fascinating how Chase's ego has caused him to burn bridges and blow opportunities throughout his career.—BK
Apr 2, 2012
Just as Community's ratings are improving and prospects for a fourth season renewal are looking better, we get word of a Dan Harmon-Chevy Chase feud. Oh Community, will you ever be drama-free?—BK
Mar 30, 2012
This link is worth clicking for the picture alone. The article focuses a little too much on the writer's personal taste in men, but the picture... [kisses fingertips, makes that "Mwah!" sound]—BK
Mar 29, 2012
I wouldn't say "Cougar Town" is the best comedy, but it certainly deserves to be in the discussion. I bet you didn't know that, did you!—JM
Mar 28, 2012
From Charlie Sheen to St. Patrick's Day drinking to the 2010 U.S. Census (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Mar 23, 2012
But surely the man who made Pearl Harbor will be faithful to the source material!
"I don't watch it because it's a good show; I watch it because I really want it to be a good show." So, so true... [massive, massive spoilers abound]—JM
Mar 22, 2012
Finally, this site's love of television merges with its source of inspiration.—BK
Mar 19, 2012
Nice profile of Will Ferrell and his particular brand of comedy. (Contains a few mild spoilers from Casa de mi Padre.)—BK
Mar 16, 2012
My love of Offerman keeps growing, and I'm hoping to see his work in Will Ferrell's Casa de mi Padre very soon.—BK
Mar 15, 2012
Even if "Raising Hope" wasn't the show that my five-year-old daughter and I watch together to create precious bonding time, I'd still think it was one of the best on TV.—JM
Mar 9, 2012
Could not have said it better myself. I am so excited for the return of Bob's Burgers this Sunday!—BK
Mar 8, 2012
Co-contributor Brandon Kruse and I are approaching Chabon's new sci-fi adaptation John Carter from entirely separate sources of excitement.—JS
Mar 1, 2012
This is not a romantic comedy. It is a pornographic detour from the promise of human evolution.
Bringing to mind the mnemonic: Even Bad Entertainment Requires Tenacity.
Feb 29, 2012
The New Land? More like The Booooo Land. ["I was saying Booo-urns Land."]
I love a good metaphor when it comes to tech industry topics. Honestly, I really do.—JS
Feb 28, 2012
The original Man of Steel, Christopher Reeve, is both quadriplegic and dead. You'd still have more fun spending two hours with him than watching this movie.
If the headline isn't enough to convince you to click on this link, I'm not sure how a pithy blurb is going to help.—BK
Feb 27, 2012
If you know Penn & Teller, you know Teller never speaks. If you really know them, you know it's always fascinating when he does.—JS
Feb 24, 2012
At least it's more civilized than the barbed wire steel cage match they use to decide the winners at the Latin Grammys.
Is it possible to mine an iota of excitement from this year's Oscars? Is Rooney Mara the name of a female person? Can a chat room transcript still make for captivating reading even if nobody in it is impersonating a 15-year-old girl? We aim to answer all these questions with a hearty "Indeed, sir!"
Any Oscar that Warrior doesn't win is an Oscar that goes to the wrong person. Well, except maybe costume design. The guys in Warrior mostly just wore fighting trunks.
Feb 23, 2012
Some interesting thoughts on the structure of TV episodes and their relationship to the season and the series. You could actually throw How I Met Your Mother into the list of offenders, these last few seasons.—JS
An interesting counterpoint. What an age we live in, that TV is worthy of such lengthy and satisfying discussion!—JS
Feb 22, 2012
Some of the analysis falls flat, but the background info on the production of this classic episode of The Simpsons is worth reading.—BK
Feb 17, 2012
A truncated synopsis of this Pulitzer Prize-winning piece has been making its way around Facebook the last few days. I'm not sure why. But, now you can read the real thing.—JM
The more I'd try to explain this, the less funny it would sound. But it's funny. Definitely read it. Eddie Izzard is great.—JM
Feb 16, 2012
On the heels of last night's season premiere, an exhaustive primer from a writer to use to recap the show for TelevisionWithoutPity.com—JM
You should read Drew Magary's "Funbag" column in Deadspin every week. I probably won't link to it every week, but you should read it every week.—JM
Feb 9, 2012
With 30 Rock now in syndication, it has been interesting to re-watch the early episodes and see how much the show has changed over time, and lately, not for the better. Holmes's analysis speaks to that recent change.—BK
Feb 2, 2012
We could all probably use just a tiny bit more Ken Jennings in our lives.—JM
Feb 1, 2012
From Derek Jeter's contract to Santa's naughty list to New Year's resolutions (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Jan 30, 2012
Ignore the terrible headline and enjoy the discussion, which was always one of my favorite features back when I actually had a subscription to Newsweek.—BK
Jan 27, 2012
John Tyler, our 10th president, was born in 1790. Two of his biological grandsons live among us today. And amazingly, this story contains no references to zombification.—JM
Jan 20, 2012
Watch out, John Wilkes Booth – you're about to get Italian Jobbed!
Jan 13, 2012
Namin' ain't easy.
Zounds! I'm a little embarrassed I haven't read any of these before, but I'm even more excited that I have all of them still in front of me. I may hold off reading them another six months or so, just to bask in the anticipation! (Also, how is Baron von Funny not on this list?)—JS
I like Gervais, but I do find myself wishing he'd just stop talking about the damn Golden Globes already.—BK
Jan 11, 2012
The most exhaustive and fascinating account I've ever read of anything I just became dimly aware of two days before.—JS
This conversation is about two years late, in my opinion, though it's well executed in this case. But the reality is that sitcoms don't tend to age well after eight seasons, and that's where The Office is right now.—BK
Jan 10, 2012
The actor, who so brilliantly portrays Ron Swanson, will make his writing debut later this season. Is there anything the man can't do?—BK
Jan 3, 2012
It's sad when the answers are so obvious and nobody does anything about it. But it's becoming remarkably familiar (see also: Congress, NBC, BCS).—JS
Dec 30, 2011
Remembering the year that wasn't.
Dec 26, 2011
Soon, Zack will not be the only Lego Maniac in the family. Interesting lessons about toy marketing and the study of how children play.—JS
Dec 21, 2011
Shit My Dad Says was a truly abysmal sitcom, but How to Be a Gentleman was bursting with potential in the form of Rhys Darby. Too bad the lame and cliché gentleman/jock concept dragged it down.—JS
Dec 19, 2011
Living in L.A. as I do, I considered moving heaven and earth to try to find a way to get into this sold-out event. It turns out I definitely should have, as it would have been the greatest thing I'd ever seen.—JM
Dec 16, 2011
Christopher Hitchens died yesterday. He didn't make it to 2012, but his writing will (this piece is included in the January issue of Vanity Fair).—JM
Dec 15, 2011
Palone thinks à la carte cable pricing isn't too far off. God, I hope he's right.—BK
Dec 14, 2011
For a piece of writing explaining how well something has sold, this is breathtaking. (And we do have that strict post-every-word-Louis-C.K.-ever-utters policy.)—TG
From celebrity products to George W. Bush's memoir to the trapped Chilean miners (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Dec 13, 2011
Widely regarded as the worst film ever made – even the MST3K episode around it isn't that great. Now in pristine HD!—JS
Dec 12, 2011
A high schooler and aspiring novelist sent surveys to dozens of popular authors in the 1960s, and a surprising number responded. I'd love to see a similar survey of filmmakers – and shove it up the ass of some of my film school profs!—JS
Dec 9, 2011
Still, you're nobody until you've been thrown out of a Shoney's.
If you're not watching Community by now, shame on you. And you may have missed your chance. But here are some great reasons to catch up on DVD.—JS
Dec 7, 2011
If M*A*S*H was my first TV family, then Harry Morgan's Col. Potter was my TV father. The show was like my bible for friendship, love, and life. And for that, I am grateful to him.—BK
Dec 2, 2011
I'm not ready to give up on it yet, but it definitely needs fixing. These ideas would be a good start. (As you might expect, this contains spoilers.)—BK
Nov 30, 2011
Vintage Klosterman. It's a shame this was written six years ago, because I sense it would only be crazier today.—JS
Nov 25, 2011
Yeah, you can go ahead and judge these books by their covers.
Of course that's the headline. But that isn't really what the article is about. It's about parenting daughters, and why girls are awesome.—JS
Nov 21, 2011
I'm not the biggest Godfather fan ever (it insists upon itself), but this thing from a couple of years ago about the making of the movie is a great read.—JM
Nov 18, 2011
It's "Oh My God, What's Going to Happen to Community?!? Day" here at PoopReading. This link delivers some solid, no-nonsense answers about the biggest questions surrounding NBC's decision.—BK
A whole lot of wishful thinking here, but none of these points is simply absurd on its face. It'll be nice to watch some 30 Rock for a while, and if Community returns it'll be better than ever (and if not, they went out before going stale.)—JS
Nov 17, 2011
I could sit and read profiles of the "South Park" guys all day.—JM
Nov 11, 2011
I smell some Tonys! (Oh wait, it's just Danza and Shalhoub.)
Nov 10, 2011
I've yet to read this, but the title alone tells me it's going to be amazing.—JS
Oct 31, 2011
Gets it nearly exactly right – all the frustration, disappointment, and perplexity that came with the worst show I ever watched every single minute of.—BK
Oct 21, 2011
And by "talking animal", we don't mean Vin Diesel.
The first paragraph is the ultimate in inflammatory hoo-ha. ("I've got a headline and, dammit, I'm gonna prop it up!") But it's an interesting topic, and a glance at any movie release slate in the last five years will tell you there's something to it.—JS
Oct 20, 2011
This is probably the most level-headed analysis of the recent Netflix hullaballoo that I've come across.—BK
Oct 18, 2011
Talking Party Down and Parks and Recreation. What else do you need?—BK
Oct 17, 2011
It's just like our Movie Draft, but with twice the rules and half the fun. Oh dear lord, what have we done?
Oct 12, 2011
The Cubs haven't won the World Series in 103 years. Much more remarkably, they haven't played in one since 1945 (only one other team that existed at the time has played in as few as two since then). This is their story.—JM
I don't want to say I'm becoming obsessed with Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe... wait, yes I do!—JM
Oct 10, 2011
Both could be prickly and domineering. Both were visionaries in their field. Both did most of their best work in the Bay Area. Both wore black all the time. And both Al Davis and Steve Jobs died last week.—JM
Oct 6, 2011
(Cue Paul Harvey) ...and that sitcom grew up to be... Parks and Recreation.—BK
Oct 5, 2011
From Glenn Beck University to the fall TV season to the Ground Zero mosque debate (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Sep 30, 2011
I used to tape record episodes of "Loveline" off of the radio onto a cassette and listen to that on my commute, so it was safe to assume I'd become a regular listener of Adam Carolla's podcast.—JM
Sep 29, 2011
"We were being given the chance to take one more shot at summer camp, only we were wiser, better drinkers, and more sexually experienced."—TG
Sep 28, 2011
Terrific oral history of the Upright Citizens Brigade comedy theater, with contributions from dozens of funny people you've come to know and love.—BK
Sep 27, 2011
In which all of our lists, combined, tell you all you really need to know about what you should be watching.
It all comes down to a clever eight-step algorithm that drives most of the character and story decisions.—BK
A delightful review of the Community season opener, by someone who seems to have a degree in the subject.—JS
Sep 26, 2011
These guys nailed the Colbert Christmas special songs and crafted a magnificent opening song for NPH at the Tonys (plus a not-bad one for Jane Lynch at last week's Emmys). Makes me want to see "Cry-Baby" now.—JS
Sep 23, 2011
I really need to stop spending so much time with my family to make room for better TV.
I agree wholeheartedly with this, but have very little hope that things will actually change.—BK
Sep 22, 2011
Some solid ideas here, but the first one, The Greatest Game Ever, is an absolute no-brainer.—BK
Sep 21, 2011
There will be an opening at Number 1. So long, "Friday Night Lights."
Sep 20, 2011
Thank God for Bob's Burgers, or this would be just another list of things that me and my friends have said about the same set of shows for years.
Sep 19, 2011
In which I blame Don Ohlmeyer for most of society's ills.
With shout-outs to Ken Jeong, John Carroll Lynch, and Judy Greer, among others.—BK
Sep 16, 2011
Of course, an approved pilot is simply one that gets rejected a month later.
Sep 15, 2011
I barely had a concept of H8R being a show before I read this ingenious takedown of it, but afterwards I was enticed to sample ten minutes of it. It's worse than he makes it sound.—JS
Sep 9, 2011
What, like the British Empire and the Soviet Union? (Historical zing!)
Sep 7, 2011
A new study suggests people enjoy a story more if they already know the ending. So the problem with modern movie trailers isn't that they give away the movie's ending – it's that they wait till the end of the trailer to do so.—JS
I'll admit, the loss of Starz makes me nervous, but I figure Netflix must've saw this sort of thing coming.—BK
Sep 5, 2011
I'm gonna let that headline stand by itself while I go lay on my couch and fan myself like a delicate Southern Belle.—BK
Sep 2, 2011
Possibly the best part of this interview is that the abbreviations make it sound like a conversation between a surge protector and the lead character in Kung Fu Panda.—JS
Sep 1, 2011
I'm sorry, but if there's one thing that @RealJoeMulder won't do, it's shamelessly plug for Twitter followers.—JM
Aug 29, 2011
I thought the Paul Rudd Autolinking Bot would have already posted this on behalf of Jameson, but I guess it's on the fritz. Thanks for nothing, P.R.A.B.!—BK
Aug 26, 2011
I don't know if Bill Simmons specifically crafts his stuff to be the world's most ideal poop reading, or if it just seems that way.—JM
Aug 25, 2011
In fairness, would you even think about contaminating the gene pool by reproducing with somebody who didn't like "30 Rock"?—JM
Even guys who work on stuff like the Conan the Barbarian remake have feelings too.—JM
Aug 24, 2011
If you're a fan of Everybody Loves Raymond, Rosenthal's book You're Lucky You're Funny: How Life Becomes a Sitcom is a must-read.—BK
Aug 23, 2011
SPOILER ALERT: "Paris Hilton was the pestilence-ridden straw that broke our society's back. I cannot put too fine a point on this."—TG
Aug 19, 2011
LaMarche is well-known to fans of Animaniacs as The Brain from Pinky and the Brain and his brilliant work as Orson Welles sure spiced up The Critic, but he does hundreds of characters that don't sound exactly like Welles also!—JS
Aug 18, 2011
I suppose when your claim to fame is "unseen monkey actor" you eventually get tired of working behind the scenes, but does anyone really think Serkis's level of fame is less than what his achievements merit?—JS
Aug 17, 2011
So have I, and after reading this – even though the author and I don't see eye-to-eye on every point – I want to go watch them all again.—BK
Aug 11, 2011
In case you didn't get the message from the 798 previous times we mentioned it on this website, here it is once more: you really should be watching Louie.—BK
I feel like I knew that the Mona Lisa had been stolen, but I didn't realize that a century ago it was missing – and essentially given up for dead – for two whole years.—JM
As somebody whose opinions of Dane Cook, Michael Bolton and Aaron Sorkin changed as a result of the TV appearances featured in this very piece, I definitely understand what this guy is talking about.—JM
Aug 10, 2011
The Wonder Years, Arrested Development, and Ricky Gervais's The Office are all great choices, but it's the presence of the Cheers pilot that signals these guys know what they're doing. It remains, for my money, the best sitcom pilot ever made.—BK
The "Dilbert" author touts the importance of boredom in the creative process, a point of view I happen to agree with.—BK
Aug 8, 2011
Nice meaty profile of Louis C.K., with lots of commentary from his fellow comedians.—BK
Aug 5, 2011
Perhaps we'll learn to love every ape we see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
Aug 4, 2011
Ohhh, "The Fight." How could I forget about "The Fight," which, in its second half, laid down nearly wall-to-wall laughs.—BK
Aug 3, 2011
Oh wait, maybe "Eagleton" was the best episode!—BK
Aug 2, 2011
I don't generally mourn dead celebrities, but I thought this was a pretty fair response.—TG
How the show drew inspiration from The Wire, a shout-out to Fire Joe Morgan, and love for "The Harvest Festival" episode (maybe that was the best one!).—BK
Aug 1, 2011
The A.V. Club continues its awesome behind-the-scenes TV series with my favorite show, my favorite showrunner, and in this segment, quite possibly my favorite episode from last season ("Flu Season").—BK
Jul 29, 2011
Funny how our plans don't always work out the way we expected. Interesting times make for interesting bedfellows.—JS
Jul 27, 2011
From Mel Gibson to the Russian Spies to the vuvuzela (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Jul 26, 2011
I wish I had more to say about "Breaking Bad." Unfortunately, it's so good that I'd feel silly adding anything.
Jul 25, 2011
There's some crazy stuff in here, roles that you'd never associate him with in a million years.—BK
Jul 21, 2011
I believe, and will continue to believe, that Friday Night Lights is the first television show in the history of the medium that qualifies as "significant world literature." Though the show is over you can expect to keep hearing about it here (so you may as well go watch all the DVDs!).—JM
I don't know what made me think of this today, but this is one of my favorite things ever. It's a "review" of Conan's old NBC "Late Night" show, written back in 1993 by Conan himself.—JM
Fear not, intrepid wordsmiths... he doesn't really mean it.—JM
Jul 20, 2011
I like Modern Family as much as the next guy, but the author's point is well-taken: four nominees in one acting category is a bit much, especially when Nick Offerman is getting shut out.—BK
Jul 19, 2011
It has been a long time since I watched the British version of The Office, so it was fun to relive the excruciating experience of the original horrible boss.—TG
Jul 18, 2011
As Feig says, let's hope people focus on the story and character work, and not just the fact that the laughs got raunchy.—BK
Jul 15, 2011
I admit, the title had me thinking he created the book using his iPad, but frankly the book would only have been slightly more astounding if he had.—JS
Jul 14, 2011
A comprehensive oral history of Friday Night Lights.—JM
Chuck Klosterman argues that out of the consensus "four best television shows of the past 10 years" – The Wire, The Sopranos, Mad Men and Breaking Bad – Breaking Bad is actually the best of the bunch. Chuck Klosterman also makes a lifelong enemy of anybody who's ever seen Friday Night Lights by not including it in the group... but that's sort of beside the point.—JM
Jul 13, 2011
Oh please oh please oh please let there be a Step Brothers 2.—BK
Jul 12, 2011
Manufactured stardom is gross, but this is a pretty interesting comparison between pop stars and politicians.—TG
Jul 11, 2011
Stock market-style analysis of Bateman's movie career, and whether he can open a movie. Come on, Horrible Bosses and The Change-Up – the Arrested Development movie might hang in the balance!—BK
Jul 8, 2011
She's often a punch line, but this 11-year-old piece is still the best I've read on this topic. One gets the sense the scenario remains largely unchanged over all that time – except more bands make their own labels and deal directly with iTunes.—JS
Jul 7, 2011
Beer led to agriculture, which led to civilization, which led to pretty much everything. All hail beer!—JM
I found this rumination on political philosophy by Googling, on an absolute whim, a particularly silly line from a years-old episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" that I'd just watched in reruns. God bless the internet.—JM
Let us not lament that "Party Down" existed for but a pair of all-too-brief seasons on the pay-cable wasteland that is the Starz network. Let us simply celebrate that it existed at all.—JM
Jul 6, 2011
Because of plummeting DVD sales, studios are scaling back budgets and looking for stuff that plays internationally, like physical comedy and animals. Suddenly I understand why Anchorman 2 has had such a hard time getting off the ground.—BK
Jul 4, 2011
Wonderful look at some of the scenes you don't see in Waiting for Guffman.—BK
Jul 1, 2011
Well, it's no Freddy Got Fingered, that's for sure.
Nothing not to like in that list. Mullally blew my socks off sitting in for Dave Letterman during his surgical recovery – she deserves more credit than she got for elevating any part of Will & Grace above its writing and awful leads.—JS
Take this quiz to find out whether or not you're a total badass.—TG
Jun 30, 2011
I don't know what got me thinking about "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" recently, and for the first time in a while, but do you ever really need a reason?—JM
Sporcle.com is the best thing ever. All other things, ever, are tied for last place.—JM
Jun 29, 2011
I know like three film composers: John Williams (duh), Carter Burwell (because of his work with the Coen Bros), and Giacchino. So if I know his name, you can assume he must be good.—BK
Jun 28, 2011
Loaded with spoilers, but fun for fans of Harry Potter, The Matrix, Twilight, Battlestar Galactica, and Star Wars.—TG
Jun 24, 2011
A chilling account of the misuse of copyright and the fact that if you can't afford to defend your rights in court, they essentially don't exist.—JS
The one guy on the planet who can discuss a ten billion dollar movie merchandising haul in terms of how happy it makes little kids and I actually believe him.—JS
Jun 23, 2011
I went to college with Chad Kultgen, I hung out a little with Chad Kultgen, and now he's actually doing stuff. It's so weird! People I know don't do stuff!—JM
Jun 22, 2011
Another Louis C.K. interview as the PR blitz for Season 2 of Louie kicks in. (This one lets you gaze/cringe at a screen grab of his naked ass.)—BK
Come on, don't tell me Peter Scolari was supposed to be in Larry Crowne but it didn't work out! Now when I watch it, all I'll be able to think about is the lack of Scolari! I want Hanks and Scolari together 4eva!—BK
Jun 21, 2011
A lot of this is excerpted from the Slate article posted yesterday, but it includes further discussion and a great quote from Wanda Sykes. It reinforces my beliefs that comedians absolutely have the right to say anything, and that we absolutely have the right to declare hateful sentiments unacceptable.—TG
Jun 20, 2011
Talks about Season 2 of his FX show (it's back this week!) and elaborates further on his defense of Tracy Morgan.—BK
Jun 17, 2011
Anybody who grew up with a dad will like this piece. Anybody who grew up with a cheap dad will love it. As such, it might be my favorite piece of all time. Happy Father's Day!—JM
Some interesting tidbits as we anticipate the release of Cars 2 (and, apparently even more thrilling, the June 17 issue of EW).—JS
Duke Nukem Forever is finally out, and it's getting reviews so bad that its PR firm has threatened to blacklist some publications. I was never going to play it anyway, but I'm reminded of this fascinating story of the 15-year struggle to produce a fitting sequel to one of the most popular games of all time.—JS
Jun 16, 2011
The NBA and NFL might both disappear for a while due to labor unrest, so sports fans are going to have to turn somewhere.—JM
We know how many bathrooms Derek Jeter's new mansion has. But, do we really want to?—JM
Jun 15, 2011
This is easily one of the best headlines we've ever linked to.—BK
I've been rewatching The Dick Van Dyke Show on Netflix streaming with my 9yo daughter, hoping to pass the joys of that classic sitcom onto another generation, and she's been loving it. It remains one of the best TV shows ever made.—BK
Jun 14, 2011
If you're too cool for Weird Al, you're too cool.—TG
It's hard to overestimate the effect books can have in the life of a teenager.—TG
Jun 13, 2011
Slate has ingeniously taken the critic movie ratings data from RottenTomatoes.com and put it into graph form, allowing you to look at the career trajectories of your favorite actors and directors.—BK
Jun 10, 2011
Wow, the buzz on these Dan Harmon articles is really starting to build. Definitely going on my "to read" pile!—JS
Among the most prolific and talented film composers of our time, Burwell describes himself as a "very private person," which may account for the lack of interviews. Still, this FAQ from his website reads like a good one.—JS
And, because there is no such thing as Saturday PoopReading.com, here's part 4 (as if you couldn't have found it yourself).—JS
Jun 9, 2011
I'm not aware of anything quite like this ever having been done before.—JM
Jun 8, 2011
I can only assume that my fellow linkers – at least two of whom are huge Community fans – will carry on with the upcoming segments of this piece.—BK
I read The Time Machine Did It and wasn't that impressed, but now that I know there are more books, I'm tempted to check out another one simply because it's John Freakin' Swartzwelder.—BK
Jun 7, 2011
I can't decide if novelists should find this horrifying or empowering.—TG
Jun 6, 2011
Nice wide-ranging interview, and as you might expect, he has nothing but great things to say about Jon Stewart.—BK
Jun 3, 2011
Norm Macdonald on Twitter has definitely exposed some fascinating layers of an already entertaining personality. (And I'm really enjoying this months book so far!)—JS
Jun 2, 2011
I've been a Marc Maron fan for over a decade, and it's nice to see his standing in the comedy game start to rise to the level of his talent. It's largely due to the success of his "WTF" podcast, to which you should listen often.—JM
"'I printed out those 6,000-word columns and took them to the bathroom just like everybody else,' says A. J. Daulerio, the 37-year-old editor in chief of Deadspin, Gawker’s sports blog. '[Simmons] changed the way I looked at everyone else’s writing.'"—JM
May 27, 2011
And you thought Jeopardy was tough.
This is like that YouTube guy who reviews the Star Wars prequels: batshit insane, but very entertaining nonetheless.—JS
May 26, 2011
This will probably be one of the few links I put up that deals with a lingerie fashion line, but the line's creators – the Myers sisters – are friends of the family, so why not?—JM
May 25, 2011
Great profile of Galifianakis, but the best part is the growing non-sequiturism of the "related" links that Time adds in their printable version of the article (which is the only way to read the whole thing on one page), which leads to Michael Bolton being associated with "a guy that looks like a rapist on a onesie."—BK
The creator of Bob's Burgers, currently the best show in Fox's Sunday night animation lineup.—BK
May 23, 2011
Congratulations to Michael Schur and Parks and Recreation on a fantastic season of TV. (Oddly enough, contains two spoilers for The Shield and The Sopranos.)—BK
May 20, 2011
On the eve of Louie's second season, a profile of Louis C.K., his processes and prospects.—JS
May 19, 2011
Reading about all this Schwarzenegger stuff is like eating junk food; I know it's really bad for me, but it's so tasty...—JM
"Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" was not a good TV show, but recently the "cast and crew" of the late, unlamented program have all begun Tweeting as if the show-within-the-show was actually real. And still on the air. This might be the greatest idea anybody has ever had.—JM
May 18, 2011
From the BP disaster to the NASCAR Hall of Fame to the season finale of Lost (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Some great insight into the inner workings of 30 Rock. And some additional insight into how much he hates brunch.—BK
May 17, 2011
Blake Eskin discusses old-timey squeamishness about f-bombs. I met him last week; he's the kind of guy who would never tell you to go fuck yourself, but he'd defend your choice to say it so long as you were being smart and funny.—TG
May 16, 2011
I want to see Everything Must Go, but what I'd really like to see – much like Ferrell himself – is Paramount giving a green light to Anchorman 2.—BK
May 13, 2011
A last-minute substitution for today's original #1 link, which will have to cool its heels until sometime next week, dig?—JS
I have a daughter named Daphne Mulder, and both of her names are mentioned in the second paragraph of this article. In the context of "Frasier" and "The X-Files"... but still.—JM
It always feels good to bash movie studio execs, and it's nice to have a scapegoat for one's subtle, innate racism. Win-win!—JS
May 12, 2011
They don't really say that. But read this if you want some behind-the-scenes scuttlebutt on the pair's transcendent Broadway musical "The Book of Mormon."—JM
May 11, 2011
Look, these windows of gobs of Albert Brooks links don't come along very often, so I've gotta link while the linking's good.—BK
May 10, 2011
The Lakers exhibited an incredible lack of class and sportsmanship in quitting on their fans and their coach. Does it tarnish the entire Phil Jackson legacy? Probably not, but, still... geez.—JM
PoopReading.com's Tenessa Gemelke is unable to post links today, so I gladly offer this Citizen Kane-themed link at her behest.—JM
May 9, 2011
A few fun peeks at the content of the book and the brilliant comic mind behind it.—BK
May 6, 2011
Turning to the lighter side, Raftery explains how AFV survives in the YouTube age and always will. We at PoopReading.com sure hope so! (And, Joe, I'll need to see that "torrents of vomit" clip.)—JS
May 5, 2011
If you take a dispassionate look at this list from a sociological standpoint, it does make the exercise seem a bit less unseemly.
Heh. That one guy's name is "Smallwood."—JM
May 4, 2011
Very excited to read his new novel, but I hope this doesn't signify an end to his screenwriting and directing career.—BK
May 2, 2011
Uh, at least three of the contributors to this site, for starters.—BK
Apr 28, 2011
The nerds have found a way in.—JM
Apr 27, 2011
Analyzing the politics of Parks and Recreation. Manages to walk that line between making interesting points and sucking the life out of the comedy.—BK
Apr 25, 2011
Talking Wet Hot American Summer as the movie approaches its 10th anniversary.—BK
Apr 22, 2011
I think about this type of thing constantly. I have no fear of death, but I fear that I'll miss out on some great movies that come out after I die.—JS
For those of us who couldn't be there, at least we have this recap to grip tightly in our fist as we curl up into a fetal ball.—BK
Apr 21, 2011
Are you sitting down? Christopher Hitchens is no great fan of the royal family. Although to be honest his main beef seems to be with the concept itself; he goes surprisingly easy (well, for him) on the Queen and her progeny.—JM
Apr 20, 2011
I love this idea. (Though I have to admit, you could shuffle numbers 11 through 38 anyway you want and it wouldn't really matter to me. I might quibble with the order of the Top 10, but I can't quibble with the choices.)—BK
Apr 19, 2011
Obviously, seeing him on my favorite show nearly sent me into a pleasure coma – turns out he was pretty shaky, too.—JS
Apr 18, 2011
As someone who grew up in the Midwest, then spent time on both coasts, then returned to the Midwest, everything in this article rings pretty true to me. Well, except for the stuff about clogs at the end.—BK
The Norm links just keep on coming. (And if you haven't checked out Sports Show, you really should.)—BK
If you're going to write an article about Britney Spears, it may as well be an interesting one. But, why write an article about Britney Spears?—JS
Apr 15, 2011
I wish I could link to the first half of an article. The literary criticism is great, but the opening meditation on paperwork and the office drone is intriguing and delightful.—JS
Apr 14, 2011
As Kobe Bryant showed us this week, sports is basically the Western world's last bastion of anti-gay bigotry. I imagine it's even more difficult in professional wrestling circles...—JM
Apr 13, 2011
Another helping of Norm? Yes, please.—BK
Apr 12, 2011
Caissie St. Onge is one of the most genuinely likable people on the internet.—TG
I love George R. R. Martin and Damon Lindelof, and they've both pissed me off with their masterpieces, but WHY ARE MOMMY AND DADDY FIGHTING?—TG
Apr 11, 2011
Old school, SNL-era profile of Tina Fey. (With a special guest appearance by Michael Schur!)—BK
Apr 8, 2011
You have to overlook a very silly and obnoxious writing style, but it's worth it for this amazing profile of Fred Rogers.—JS
Apr 7, 2011
You probably don't need to have seen all 40 of Woody Allen's feature films like the author – or even 27 of them, like me – to get something out of this.—JM
Apr 6, 2011
I really hope Sports Show turns out to be good. TV is better when there's some good Norm Macdonald comedy taking place on it.—BK
Apr 5, 2011
This interview is a year old, but it's a good reminder that Paul Rudd should be running the show in Hollywood.—TG
Apr 4, 2011
It has definitely become a show worth watching. PoopReading contributor Jameson Simmons turned me onto it, so I'm just trying to pay it forward now.—BK
Not quite as glowing a review as I think it should be, but it does offer a solid introduction to the show and its characters.—BK
Apr 1, 2011
Up next: The Walking Dead with less zombies and more sexy singing teens.
Parker and Stone take aim at morons while aiming to respectfully skewer Mormons with their new Broadway musical. (Once or twice every five years, I wish I lived in New York. This is such a time.)—JS
Mar 30, 2011
From the Winter Olympics to Joe Biden to the Toyota recall (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Get this: in addition to Silverman, Peep World apparently features Rainn Wilson, Michael C. Hall, Ben Schwartz (whom you may know as Jean-Ralphio on Parks and Recreation), Stephen Tobolowsky, Judy Greer, and Lewis Black. This is going to go horribly wrong somehow, isn't it?—BK
Mar 29, 2011
Perhaps my favorite author of all time is reading in Minneapolis on Tuesday. I will try not to shove kids out of my way in my rush to meet her. (Just kidding. I won't try.)—TG
Mar 28, 2011
Yes, if there was enough material out there, I would make every one of my links Schur-related. Thanks for asking.—BK
Mar 25, 2011
What your aloof hipster friend would say about Battle: Los Angeles, if he were also fairly funny and clever.—JS
Mar 24, 2011
This is how every new uniform for every team should be designed, always. Because otherwise you end up looking like the Oklahoma City Thunder.—JM
You hear a lot about athletes "inspiring" people, but generally that's just lip service. Joe Posnanski writes about one instance in which the inspiration was real and deeply affecting.—JM
Mar 23, 2011
I don't entirely agree with the premise, but I do have to admit that it's an interesting take on the issue.—BK
Mar 22, 2011
I've heard terrible reviews of his latest book, but this interview cements my trust in David Sedaris.—TG
Mar 21, 2011
Given her awesomeness, how could you expect anything less?—BK
Mar 17, 2011
If you allow for a very, very elastic definition of both "famous" and "alums," this is a fun list.—JM
Late night TV's Jimmy Kimmel was in Bora Bora when the earthquake hit. There was a tsunami warning, but no actual tsunami.—JM
Mar 16, 2011
Eagleheart is so much fun. If you're so busy that you don't have room in your life for 15 minutes of TV fun once a week, then what the hell are you doing hanging around here?—BK
But seriously, it really is a lot of fun. You should check it out. (You should also check out this old PoopReading piece about Elliott and some fellow underappreciated comedic performers.)—BK
Mar 11, 2011
It's not easy bein' a Sheen.
Mar 10, 2011
I don't want to spoil it for you, but it's The Beatles, Nirvana, Michaelangelo, the Sex Pistols and Francis Ford Coppola.—JM
Mar 9, 2011
As a member of the "Simpsons" generation, I already feel like I don't understand its last decade's worth of episodes.—JS
Part review of the new album, part discussion of the band's post-Berry career.—BK
Mar 8, 2011
I have doubts, but I am sincerely rooting for this movie to succeed.—TG
Mar 7, 2011
I had the good fortune of watching Brian Stack perform at The Second City in Chicago and hanging out with him in person, and I can say two things: he's one of the funniest live performers I've ever seen, and one of the nicest people I've ever met.—BK
Mar 4, 2011
In a world without Don LaFontaine, the movie trailer narrator has gone the way of the dodo. (Does this mean movie trailers are the one place Americans still read?)—JS
Mar 3, 2011
Now that "Friday Night Lights" is off the air, this title might start changing hands a bit more often.
A lengthy interview with one half of the "Cheap Seats" twins. Personally I think the legacy of the show will always be that they used some of my jokes in an episode one time... but I suppose that doesn't really apply to most "Cheap Seats" fans.—JM
Mar 2, 2011
I'll be honest: it was late, I needed a link, and after finding this, all I could hear in my head was Kent Brockman saying "That oughta hold those SOBs."—BK
Mar 1, 2011
I found out about this show last Friday, and it seems like a very different kind of documentary show on a different kind of network. Tonight's episode promises to be compelling.—JS
Feb 25, 2011
Interesting and infuriating analysis. I would've posted this a couple of weeks ago, but we were overrun with Splitsider links that day.—JS
Feb 24, 2011
When you hear a movie is "quirky," that usually just means you're going to have to pretend to like it if you don't want your hipster friends to think you're stupid. Luckily for us, Rhubarb is the other kind of quirky. The kind that's actually just good.
For me the multi-media stuff doesn't matter much... but then again, I'm now older than the median age for a "Conan" viewer. And finding that out might have been the second-oldest I've ever felt. [The oldest I've ever felt was when I discovered that I was older than the age gap between Carl Weathers and Andy Rooney. That'll scare you into eating right, I tell you what]—JM
If I have to watch Norm Macdonald as the commentator on a poker show, then that's where I'll watch Norm Macdonald. [I know he's got a Comedy Central show coming in April as well, but I liked that blurb and I'm not going to change it]—JM
Feb 23, 2011
Christian Bale has made a new movie about being kicked in the balls: an experience vastly preferable to watching his movie.
Easily the most Andrew film you will ever see about a time-traveling Edgar Allan Poe.
Feb 22, 2011
When is a Just Like Heaven ripoff just like Heaven? When I say so!
Just once it'd be nice to see a movie with a title like a hipster absinthe beverage, a plotline involving murder and forcible rape, and a naked Annette Bening on a piano, and have it turn out good.
Yes, this hits many of the tired why-don't-they-make-better- movies tropes, but it still makes for a nice rumination on the situation for we who love good movies.—JS
I would happily marry either of these people.—TG
Feb 21, 2011
What were you going to do with the Oscars on Sunday – just watch them? We remixed the sumbitches! Welcome to the future!
Lots of talk about Cedar Rapids, so there's a few spoilers in there, but nothing big.—BK
Feb 18, 2011
An unguarded and meandering interview, which makes for a fun read.—JS
I was all set to post about the Republicans' presidential chances, but then Joe swept it out from under me, so this post about the "Jeopardy!"-playing robot will have to do. (What, he got that, too? Aw, screw it.)—JS
Feb 17, 2011
Yeah, but the computer also answered "Toronto" when the category was "U.S. Cities." So let's not get too carried away.—JM
Feb 16, 2011
As an added bonus, the picture of Deakins at the top of the interview makes him look like he could totally pass for Brooks Hatlen in The Shawshank Redemption.—BK
Feb 14, 2011
Very long read, but so SO worth it if you were a fan of the show. (Plus, I feel like this link takes us full circle from a link I posted back in Jan. '09 teasing the show's debut.)—BK
Feb 11, 2011
That Hanes commercial where he tosses his phone into the back seat of Michael Jordan's car makes a whole lot more sense now.
I've never doubted any of the scathing takedowns of Scientology – not even South Park's – but when it's The New Yorker you kind of have to take notice.—JS
Feb 10, 2011
I don't agree with everything in here (I'll brook no criticism of Jon Hamm, for instance), but it's nice to see that somebody else out there isn't quite so bowled over by "Mad Men" either.—JM
As much as I love baseball, and as much as I love Ferris Bueller's Day Off, it never in a million years would have occurred to me to pore over game data and movie minutiae in order to determine exactly which game Ferris and his pals attended. I'm glad it occurred to Larry Granillo, though.—JM
Feb 9, 2011
From Tiger Woods to Avatar to the NBC late night fiasco (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Yep, I'd go see a movie with that title.—BK
Feb 8, 2011
There's not much text to this, but if you don't want to read a list of 700 hobo names, I don't even know you anymore.—TG
Feb 3, 2011
"If he told me that he was going on tour with Korn or something like that, and they were gonna be traveling around Amsterdam, that, to me, would have been like, 'oh, OK. That's probably where he’ll die.' But that's the reality of addiction. It happens on a Tuesday."—JM
This link brought to you by a guy who violated one of these rules about four hours before becoming aware of them. In my defense, though, there was a photo from Egypt of a guy on a camel with a sword. I'm not supposed to go with "Boy, that escalated quickly"? Come on.—JM
Feb 2, 2011
A look at how the careers of many in the cast of The Wire have gone since the show ended. In a just world, they and the show's creative staff would be too busy receiving an endless stream of retroactive Emmys to ever work again.—BK
Hmm... Glover starts out as a writer on 30 Rock, then leaves to become a performer on another show, and the quality of the show he used to write for begins to wane. I smell another crazy Conan O'Brien/Simpsons internet theory!—BK
Feb 1, 2011
I knew it! The Poop Reading Oscar Draft is tearing my marriage apart!—TG
Jan 31, 2011
Thanks for doing all the work, headline! I'm gonna go have a sandwich.—BK
Jan 28, 2011
They can't all be Scent of a Woman, can they?
Film legend Walter Murch deserves every accolade he's ever received (except that Oscar for editing The English Patient, which we can all agree could've been cut in half). If he says 3D is hokum, it is.—JS
Jan 27, 2011
The last five Best Picture winners haven't been particularly "Oscary"... could new front-runner The King's Speech change all that?—JM
Once "Friday Night Lights" goes off the air, the title of The Best Show on TV is back up for grabs. I'm just sayin'.—JM
Jan 26, 2011
Newsweek's 14th annual Oscar Roundtable features Annette Bening, Colin Firth, James Franco, Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, and Michelle Williams talking about on-screen kisses, on-set injuries, babies, and how actors are treated like babies.—BK
Jan 25, 2011
It's short, but it's Patton Oswalt.—TG
Jan 24, 2011
A nice look at many of the qualities that have made the show such a success. (Unfortunately, several of the points are made by using an upcoming episode as an example, so beware of spoilers.)—BK
Jan 20, 2011
My only question for Mr. Schur is a repurposing of a line from his own character, Ron Swanson: "What's a non-gay way to ask him to go camping with me?" (As you might expect, this link is chock full of spoilers.)—BK
If you're keeping score at home, that's PoopReading.com contributor Brandon Kruse 1, all of these people 0. Happy 40th Birthday, Brandon!—JM
An argument that our era of "Twitter-sized attention spans" might actually be better than the way it used to be before? Sure... I'll bite.—JM
Jan 19, 2011
It's almost back it's almost back it's almost back it's almost back!! (If I could have just placed a crude drawing of me dancing here instead of a blurb, I would have done so.)—BK
Jan 17, 2011
Looks like Clint is no longer satisfied with just appearing in his brother's movies; now he's getting in on Ron's interviews too. (Contains some mild spoilers for The Dilemma.)—BK
Jan 14, 2011
I can't wait. You watch the Oscars to win, but you watch the Globes to have fun.—JS
Jan 13, 2011
You can always count on Cracked.com.—JM
Jan 12, 2011
Fun stuff, if you were a fan of the Golden Age. (And yes, the link is a little old, but then again, so am I.)—BK
Jan 11, 2011
There's no more embarrassing waste of your online time than reading tabloid celebrity sightings – unless they involve Bill Murray!!—JS
Jan 7, 2011
It was the best of fictitious times, it was the worst of fictitious times.
Jan 5, 2011
Some movie chains are offering upscale cuisine in the theater for a "premium" moviegoing experience, but you know people will find a way to ruin it. People are the worst.—BK
Jan 4, 2011
This is sort of a cross between Revelations and The Legend of Zelda.—TG
Jan 3, 2011
A talk with the brothers as part of Newsweek's interview issue. Contains a few mild spoilers for True Grit, which I saw over the holidays, and found to be excellent.—BK
Dec 31, 2010
I know at least one reader who will get some use out of this.—JS
Dec 29, 2010
Religious Jedis, the Hoff, the drink once known as "fruit smack," the relationship between roulette and the devil, and a double dose of Sesame Street trivia.—BK
Dec 28, 2010
Have you ever suffered through a writer's workshop? This essay has.—TG
I hate when sites present these lists as slide shows, but there's plenty of good text with each one.—TG
Dec 27, 2010
When Michael Schur talks, I listen. (Though fans of Parks and Recreation should know that this conversation is mostly about baseball.)—BK
Dec 22, 2010
One of my favorite things about the end of the year is the explosion of Best Of lists. Even if you don't agree with the selections in them, it's just a great time for list lovers. (Not to be confused with Liszt lovers or landlubbers.)—BK
Dec 21, 2010
Hardly a new idea, but I am a sucker for an intricate flow chart.—TG
This is an older piece (circa Baby Mama), but the bland Reader's Digest tone makes for a surprisingly interesting, snark-free interview.—TG
Dec 20, 2010
Considerably less pretentious than last year's Top 50 of the '00s, but, you know, still a little pretentious.—BK
Dec 17, 2010
If a meaningless award is given out by a dying industry, does it still make a sound?
Dec 16, 2010
A breakdown of the Oscar race. It's never too early, folks!—JM
Dec 15, 2010
Dec 13, 2010
He was great on MASH, he was great on ER, he was great on The West Wing, and he's been great so far on 30 Rock. Alan Alda simply makes TV better.—BK
Dec 10, 2010
An interesting quickie overview of the guys behind some of the most effective and popular piracy technology of the last decade.—JS
Dec 9, 2010
"[O]ne tech chief executive calls it 'the new golf.'"—JM
An absolute must-read if you have kids. Or if you had parents. In short: an absolute must-read.—JM
Dec 8, 2010
The wave of year-end Best of lists is starting; here's NYMag's take on the best the small screen had to offer.—BK
Dec 7, 2010
Are you a sucker for lists? I am a sucker for lists.—TG
Dec 6, 2010
Keith Powell is "Toofer," by the way. (But what I don't get is: why isn't it "Twofer"? I mean, that's the joke – he's black and he's a Harvard grad, so he's two-for-one. Is it simply to avoid any pronunciation problems?)—BK
Dec 3, 2010
You have to wade through a fair amount of the author's myth of himself, as with most first-person writing (mine included). But it takes some interesting turns: I went from eye-rolling to nodding vigorously quite a few times.—JS
Dec 2, 2010
Like how one of my kids' names reveals that while my wife was pregnant we drove by a restaurant called "Daphne's."—JM
Believe it or not, a New York Times puff piece about a Republican politician.—JM
"[T]he mongoose isn't fighting snakes for food, or for territory, or for survival – it's fighting snakes because fuck snakes."—JM
Dec 1, 2010
From the Balloon Boy to distracted driving to the Sarah Palin memoir (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Michael Schur: former founder of FireJoeMorgan.com, son-in-law of Regis Philbin, co-creator of Parks and Recreation, and object of my secret gay crush. (Dammit! I knew I should've bought a computer with a delete key!) [Also, FYI, the link has some P&R mild Season 3 plotline spoilers.]—BK
Nov 30, 2010
Maybe it's silly to want a Leslie Nielsen obituary with some substance, but this offers more than the obvious Airplane! references.—TG
This contains a few spoilers for those of us who haven't seen (ahem) ANY of these shows, but this is a fascinating look at the transformation of a relatively unknown cable channel.—TG
Nov 29, 2010
A remarkably frank depiction of what it's like when you aren't one of the show's breakout stars.—BK
Nov 25, 2010
I'm thankful for the idea I just got, to recycle some old favorites in the link department. It's Thanksgiving, so just think of them as leftovers. Everyone loves Thanksgiving leftovers, right?—JM
No blurb could do this article justice.—JM
I read, and will probably continue to read, this 1981 profile of Andre the Giant once a year or so.—JM
NORM!—JM
Nov 23, 2010
This is a little picture-heavy, when most of our links are more text-heavy, but it fits squarely in the wheelhouse of our (presumed) readership and I was called into duty on short notice – just what do you want from me?!—JS
Nov 22, 2010
As if my crush on Annie from Community weren't straining my relationship enough as it is, now I'll never get these images out of my head.—JS
Nov 18, 2010
Yeah... I forgot to look for links, and it was my day to do links. I was up really late. But here: TMQ is like half football and half random miscellaneous fascinating stuff, so even if you're not a sports fan there's plenty here to like.—JM
Nov 17, 2010
Parks is returning on my birthday, and I couldn't be happier. In fact, I'm so happy that I don't even care about the stupidity of the NBC six-comedies-in-one-night plan that's bringing it back.—BK
Nov 15, 2010
I suppose you could say that by posting this link, I'm betting that you'll enjoy it.—BK
Nov 12, 2010
The show "attracts ratings but not much analysis – it's one of those network tentpoles that baffle or bore critics." Nussbaum takes a fresh look at it and finds it just as awful as she remembered it.—JS
Nov 10, 2010
I can't believe I'm just finding out about this now.—BK
Hmm, let's see... over the last week, I've posted two Toy Story 3 links, two late night comedy wars links, and a 30 Rock link. Boy, I sure hope you like the same stuff we like, or else I'm being kind of a jagweed (30 Rock glossary shout out!).—BK
Nov 8, 2010
An excerpt from Carter's latest book about the behind-the-scenes drama in late night network television comedy, The War for Late Night.—BK
Nov 4, 2010
One of the best concepts ever. The blog post is really short but the comments section will keep you busy for hours. I guarantee it. (not a guarantee)—JM
No, although if the entire world were run by the San Francisco board of supervisors (see above), I wouldn't give us very good odds to reach 2011.—JM
Nov 3, 2010
I love it when the headlines do the blurb writing for you.—BK
It couldn't happen to a hackier guy.—BK
Nov 2, 2010
Looking for a write-in candidate this Election Day? Here's a reason to consider Justin Long.—TG
Nov 1, 2010
Darabont's involvement and AMC's track record of excellence have me very excited about The Walking Dead, even though I wouldn't classify myself as a zombie aficionado. Ever since The Shawshank Redemption, he's had a lifetime pass from me.—BK
Oct 28, 2010
TV's best-ever show began its last-ever season on DirecTV last night. Relive the best moments... but only if you've seen them already, because spoilers abound.—JM
Oct 27, 2010
According to producer (and former Kids in the Hall writer) Norm Hiscock, NBC still hasn't revealed where exactly P&R is going to air when it returns mid-season, a situation made even more ridiculous by the fact that they just picked up that steaming turd pile Outsourced for a full season. Is this any way to treat the show this very site rated the third-best of 2009-10?—BK
Ratings are down on Thursday nights. I'm choosing to see this as a protest over the absence of Parks and Recreation.—BK
Oct 26, 2010
Equal parts frank and silly–just the way I likes 'em.—TG
Oct 25, 2010
An interview with Bob Gale? How often do you see that? Did somebody use a flux capacitor to go back in time and make this happen?—BK
Oct 22, 2010
Surely you can't go wrong founding your business model on the assumption that Americans will read more books.
If I had a name as awesome as Mac Montandon, I probably wouldn't notice the spelling of lesser words like "pizazz" or "non-sequitur" either. (Though, admittedly, Montandon got a few more words right than this guy.)—JS
Oct 21, 2010
Once you go Michael Ian, you never go back.—JM
I suspect that Adams himself didn't actually pick the headline for this piece; it's actually about how to write humor in general.—JM
Oct 18, 2010
Rubicon just completed its excellent first season on AMC, and executive producer Bromell talks about how he came on board to run the show after the creator left, and the brilliance of Michael Cristofer. (Contains spoilers, especially if you've never watched the show.)—BK
Oct 15, 2010
Showing your dick now gets a special tsk-tsk from the ratings board, thanks to Sasha Baron Cohen and Johnny Knoxville. (Shooting a guy's dick off? Same ol' PG-13.)—JS
More parents should try this as an income stream. Perhaps instead of saying "da-da," most babies are saying "Dada."—JS
Oct 14, 2010
Simmons "broke" the story of the Randy Moss trade by accidentally tweeting when he was trying to send a direct message to somebody. I'm not sure how, but maybe Brett Favre could use something like that as an excuse...—JM
But let's not stop trying!—JM
Oct 13, 2010
In anticipation of Thursday night's live episode of 30 Rock, here's an interview with executive producer Robert Carlock about that live episode. (Contains a few mild spoilers.)—BK
Oct 12, 2010
Really? People are talking about The Simpsons again? Okay, I'll bite.—TG
I've never watched The Bachelor or Weekend at Bernie's 2, but I found this delightful.—TG
Oct 6, 2010
If you've been hoping Running Wilde might have the potential to be another Arrested Development, the first paragraph (and pretty much the entire rest of the interview) will crush those dreams into dust. Sigh.—BK
Oct 5, 2010
I'm not sure if everyone loves Pee-wee Herman, but I still do.—TG
Oct 4, 2010
As a compliment to (or perhaps in reaction to) The Social Network, here's a lengthy profile of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg.—BK
Oct 1, 2010
But not into space. That's a whole other deal.
A tough read in light of Giraldo's untimely passing, but a window into the sort of forces that impel a great artist.—JS
Sep 30, 2010
A nice tribute, although merely remembering him as an "insult comic" overlooks his remarkably smart and funny standup material. The world got significantly less funny this week. Too damn bad.—JM
I propose that all PoopReading.com contributors immediately begin growing mustaches, even Tenessa. Especially Tenessa.—JM
Sep 24, 2010
It's a fine line between film and flim-flam.
Sep 23, 2010
In defense of... network television executives? Actually, our dear Linda Holmes makes a very good point: if we'd actually watch the good stuff, they'd put more good stuff on.—JM
Thanks to a perfect storm of political and societal factors, many countries are apparently only a generation or two removed from Children of Men territory.—JM
Sep 22, 2010
From Kanye West to swine flu to the Chevy Volt (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Sep 21, 2010
If you don't watch these shows, you're bad and wrong.
In anticipation of Easy A, here's a look at the many reasons we love absurd adolescent movies.—TG
Sep 20, 2010
You're going to have to chase me down and drive a stake through my heart to stop me linking to Tobo's writing about the biz. (Hat tip, Andy C.)—JS
Sep 17, 2010
Unfortunately, Outsourced wasn't one of them.
If you can stand it, another pasty white nerd will celebrate 30 Rock, Louie, and Modern Family. (Also, I proudly present the only list in which cable shows outweigh the networks!)
I'm reasonably confident we have not exhausted our readers' appetite for discussion of Louis C.K. and his television show. Right?—JS
Sep 16, 2010
Finally, a list that salutes the triumph of Becker reruns and live-to-tape coverage of professional bowling!
As long as @SteveMartinToGo doesn't discover the downside, we should all be fine.—JM
Sep 15, 2010
Filled with apologies, self-aggrandizement, confessions, putting myself down, and a surprise ending. It's like a TV show all by itself!
Sep 14, 2010
If you've been waiting for somebody to compare Modern Family to The Sopranos, you're in luck!
If you don't already know and love Dan Harmon, you soon will.—TG
For the duration of the awful BP oil spill, the fake official BP Twitter feed was a pretty hilarious diversion. Its anonymous author steps forward.—JS
Sep 13, 2010
Now that the 2010-2011 TV season is about to start, we figured we'd better get started on last season's Top Ten lists! Tune in throughout the week for more lists from the whole PoopReading.com crew; I know you will!
Sep 9, 2010
"Internal NFLPA studies have shown that only 33 to 40 percent of hardcore NFL fans have the impending labor drama on their radar screens." I would submit that if the impending labor drama is not on your radar screen, then you are clearly not a hardcore NFL fan.—JM
"I sympathize afresh with the mighty Voltaire, who, when badgered on his deathbed and urged to renounce the devil, murmured that this was no time to be making enemies."—JM
Sep 8, 2010
Before I read this story, I had no idea ChristWire.org was a thing. And now that I know that it's a thing, I feel like more people should know that it's a thing.—BK
Sep 7, 2010
An old but enjoyable profile of Merl Reagle, superstar crossword constructor, high point of the documentary Wordplay, and guest voice as himself on The Simpsons (although, at this point, we've all done that last one.)—JS
Sep 2, 2010
Finally, somebody else brings up the utter pointlessness of the Inglourious Basterds. (the characters, that is; not the movie. The movie is a fun watch; but the existence of the actual Inglourious Basterds, in the world of the movie, turns out to be pointless and inconsequential). Spoilers abound, for Basterds and other films.—JM
The story of how this little ditty became one of the most recognizable songs in the world.—JM
Aug 31, 2010
I don't know enough football to say whether the argument lands, but that's a headline! (And, after Googling in vain for a choice Goldblum profile on the heels of The Switch, it was either that, or this.)—JS
Aug 25, 2010
Newsweek's Emmy Roundtable brings us Bryan Cranston, Chris Colfer, Christina Hendricks, Matthew Fox, Eric Stonestreet, and Connie Britton talking about their early careers and the line between character and actor.—BK
Aug 24, 2010
The most exciting part about this is the "part 1," meaning there's already part 2 (and maybe more to come!) in this series about auditioning. (If you haven't seen Stephen Tobolowsky's Birthday Party, you're missing out on grade-A raconteursmanship.)—JS
Aug 23, 2010
One of the many reasons you should be watching Parks and Recreation. (And if you already are watching, you may find it hard to read this interview without hearing her character April's voice.)—BK
Aug 19, 2010
I've always enjoyed Jim Caple so I'm linking to this piece, even though he doesn't deserve it after claiming that Turturro – not Malkovich – played Teddy KGB in Rounders.—JM
Aug 18, 2010
Parnell talks about his new Comedy Central show Big Lake, and makes a brief mention that there's more Dr. Spaceman in his future (woo-hoo!).—BK
If you thought the franchise started going downhill with Return of the Jedi and that damn Ewok party, well, Kurtz says you're pretty much right on.—BK
Aug 17, 2010
Given that description, he wasn't the first person to pop into my mind, but, surprise! It's Garry Shandling's profile.—JS
You'll have to wade through a few patches of writing only FJM could love, but this behind-the-scenes history of the Madden video game series is pretty interesting (even if, like me, you don't play video games or watch NFL football).—JS
Aug 12, 2010
I like a good romantic comedy as much as the next man. Probably way, way more than the next man, in fact.—JM
I'm telling you: beekeeper outfits. My daughters will never be allowed out of the house wearing anything more revealing than beekeeper outfits.—JM
Aug 11, 2010
The co-writer and director of Anchorman, Step Brothers, and the new The Other Guys talks at length about comedy and what makes his movies work. (Mild spoilers for all of those films.)—BK
Aug 10, 2010
Bob Inglis (R-SC) forfeited his incumbency in this year's primary because he disagrees with Glenn Beck, won't publicly denounce Obama as a "socialist," and steers clear of a few of the zanier conspiracy theories.—JS
I'll flood the Internet with links decrying 3D movies if I have to! (I've got young Nate Kruse on my side at least – bless him.)—JS
Aug 9, 2010
Lots of cool info on the current production of the movie I never thought would get made (though I'm very excited that it is). And I'd just like to remind everyone that I was the first guy to cast Brad Pitt and Philip Seymour Hoffman in the same film.—BK
Aug 5, 2010
This isn't exactly of-the-moment, but I finally saw Kick-Ass last night and couldn't have enjoyed it more. But it's most certainly not for everyone, so I offer two differing takes on the movie.—JM
And here's Roger Ebert's take. I disagree, but, he's built up enough movie-critic trust with me over the years that I feel his opinion must be given due weight. No fat joke intended, I swear.—JM
Aug 4, 2010
Fun stuff – especially a neat little tidbit about Stanley Tucci's gift for name-changing advice.—BK
Too short, and doesn't quite live up to the titillation of the headline, but time with Kline is always well-spent.—BK
Aug 3, 2010
An exhaustive series if examples relating how not having a car became Hollywood shorthand for loser.—JS
Aug 2, 2010
Linney talks about excitement over the Tonys, her upcoming Showtime show The Big C, and the privilege of aging.—BK
Jul 30, 2010
A witty and reasonable take on the "can gay actors play straight" kerfuffle. (Hat tip, Sam B. Yes, Sam – we finally got around to checking our e-mail.)—JS
More sharp criticism for 3D movies, centered on Christopher Nolan's announcement that his third Batman film won't be shot in 3D because the process interferes with the brightness and contrast of the image.—JS
Jul 28, 2010
From Sarah Palin to rejected Jeopardy! categories to the Congressional health care bill (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
If our incessant recommendations that you check out C.K.'s new FX show Louie have not been enough to convince you watch, perhaps this write-up of the show will finally do the trick.—BK
Jul 27, 2010
The short history of The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, as remembered by one of its writers.—JS
The laugh track may be the scourge of sitcoms today, but it still occupies a fascinating place in TV history. (Please excuse the freak coincidence that the authors of today's links have co-written a book; I didn't plan this.)—JS
Jul 24, 2010
Oh like you've never been caught delivering a series of screaming, profanity-laced tirades on the phone to the Russian singer-songwriter who bore your child.
Jul 23, 2010
I feel dumb saying this, but spoiler alert if you've never seen Casablanca, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Jazz Singer, Battleship Potemkin, and The Seventh Seal. That was probably unnecessary, huh?—BK
Jul 22, 2010
TV critic Sepinwall is spending the summer revisiting "Firefly," as we all should. Every summer. Major spoilers, but if you've gone this long without watching "Firefly" then you don't deserve plot twists. Or even, quite frankly, to go on living.—JM
Apparently, America is what she is today because the Pilgrims ran out of beer. I'd be prouder of that story if America wasn't one of the worst beer-making nations on the planet, but, there you go.—JM
Jul 21, 2010
It's a Bill Murray interview, which means you will read it and like it. What are you waiting for?—JS
Jul 16, 2010
This may be a 20-year-old commencement speech, but I love hearing from Bill Watterson pretty much any chance I get.—JS
I love hearing from Penn & Teller pretty much any chance I get.—JS
Jul 15, 2010
Whether or not you care at all about Michael Jackson – and I don't, particularly – this is an interesting look at the making of a pop culture classic.—JM
This is more of a click-through photo gallery with (ample) text, not the type of thing that generally makes for the best poop reading. But dude... Joss Whedon's best episodes ever! Come ON!—JM
Jul 14, 2010
Based on the premise that back in 2002 (after the release of Signs), Time Magazine declared M. Night Shyamalan to be the next Spielberg, and they would now like to withdraw their pick.—BK
Jul 13, 2010
A year and a half ago, I linked to an account of Michael Larson's sneaky victory over the Press Your Luck game board, and added: "The guy who beat The Price Is Right this week apparently took the honest route." Turns out I should retract that last bit.—JS
It's really rare that Holmes and I agree on anything in pop culture (I see to it, in fact), but I watched Fletch again recently, and despite my respect for it I didn't laugh much either.—JS
Jul 12, 2010
A look at why music concerts are being cancelled or downsized this summer. Gee, you mean a bloated, overpriced industry that's in bed with Ticketmaster is starting to see some consumer backlash? Go figure.—BK
Jul 8, 2010
Think we're sick of posting Louis C.K. links here at PoopReading.com? Think again!—JM
Jul 7, 2010
Here's another C.K. interview in honor of his excellent new FX show, which is something everyone should check out.—BK
C.K. talks about his new TV show, his old TV show, the realities of parenting, and yes, a little of what the title of the article refers to.—BK
Edward Hopper's Nighthawks is my favorite painting, and so I found this story of a search for the New York City building that reportedly inspired the work of art to be fascinating.—BK
Jul 5, 2010
How Murray became one of the most sought-after actors working in movies today while simultaneously being one of the most elusive to track down.—BK
Jul 2, 2010
Your sitcom is awful, but the network is contractually obligated to keep airing it. What do you do? Make it good? No – make it bizarrely awful! (Hat tip, Tenessa G.)—JS
Jul 1, 2010
I'm on vacation. I don't write blurbs on vacation. Just read for yourself and find out what this piece is about, all right?—JM
Jun 29, 2010
Anniversary piece on the classic and influential Airplane!. (And, to makers of "direct hit" spoof movies that have taken that influence awry, Patton Oswalt explains the difference.)—JS
Jun 24, 2010
I say it's all temporary and soccer once again fails to catch on here (kind of like, how much televised swimming have you watched since Michael Phelps at the 2008 Olympics?), but for now it's all terribly exciting. And if this piece is any indication, Roger Bennett is the perfect man to help us enjoy it until our World Cup fever dies down (which could happen as early as Saturday afternoon).—JM
Jun 23, 2010
More than you thought you'd ever learn about two SNL scripts that will never get produced: Hans and Franz: The Girly-Man Dilemma and a Superfans movie.—BK
Jun 22, 2010
If you're a reader of novels, that "somewhere" is "practically everywhere." Is it a narrative device, a way to pad the page count, or an in-joke – a literary Wilhelm Scream?—JS
Now that it's no longer useful as an entertaining prime time TV show, Glee could be useful as a teaching moment about the broken state of copyright law.—JS
Jun 21, 2010
Just a little taste of Paul Rudd, but even a tiny Rudd morsel brings plenty of long-lasting flavor.—BK
Jun 18, 2010
Why should soccer fans be the only ones to enjoy teeth-grinding aggravation and temporary hearing loss?
Jun 17, 2010
Oh, soccer... is there anything you can't ruin?—JM
Jun 16, 2010
Yes, the new A-Team movie inspired the list, but no, it did not make the cut.—BK
Jun 15, 2010
Like with most things, I'm naturally inclined to blame Clinton and hippies. But in this instance, try as I might, I couldn't find a way to blame Clinton.
Jun 10, 2010
I liked "Last Comic Standing" even back when it was bad, but now that it's good? And longtime favorite Andy Kindler is one of the judges? Come on.—JM
Pardon my French, but fuckin' A was this ever Emmy-worthy. Spoilers and embedded Hulu clips abound, so it's not ideal poop reading, but I posted this link anyway because you need to know how bad of a person you are for not watching this show.—JM
Jun 8, 2010
A look at a new documentary about the provocative and fascinating comedian.—JS
Insightful ideas about group-participation projects, like the spate of social media gamesphere dreck, but also a lot of well-deserved praise for one of the best shows on any medium ever.—JS
Jun 7, 2010
Last Comic Standing returns tonight – with the reality-competition tropes eliminated and Kindler at the judges' table, it might be worth watching again.—JS
Jun 4, 2010
Why couldn't Miley Cyrus have waited 100 years to publish her autobiography?
Looking at the trailers, it seems the makers of the film know even less about it. (Speaking of The Phantom Menace, I finally watched this review – by Frank Conniff? – and recommend it highly.)—JS
Jun 3, 2010
Geez, P.J. O'Rourke is really mean. Still, pre-obituaries are a pretty good idea.—JM
Jun 2, 2010
Far from the best thing SNL has ever done, and admittedly a little dark and weird, but if you are a fan of Will Ferrell's exquisite talent for comic screaming, this is the sketch for you.—BK
May 28, 2010
Which is not to be confused with Ways to Kill the Noid Using a Plumber's PVC Apparatus.
Lorne makes the magazine's top ten list – right below MTV's Jersey Shore! – for his innovative product placement integration at SNL.—JS
May 27, 2010
I'm not necessarily a huge fan of NBA basketball or of the Star Wars films, but I have at least heard of both of those things. And I think that's just about all you need to be able to enjoy this piece. Not that Posnanski ever isn't enjoyable.—JM
May 25, 2010
Okay, so MacGruber was a dud, to the surprise of very few. Forte is still a comic genius, as you know if you've seen him on 30 Rock, Sit Down, Shut Up, or How I Met Your Mother.—JS
May 24, 2010
How Law & Order became a lifeline for New York actors during its 20-year run on NBC.—BK
May 21, 2010
Come on, why would they give us anything other than more of the lucid, straightforward, plain-spoken storytelling we've come to enjoy over the years?
A discussion with the author of the "Shit My Dad Says" Twitter feed, which is becoming a CBS sitcom this fall. (Apparently, CBS is spelling it $#*! My Dad Says – I can only assume the announcer will be bleeped in the promos?)—JS
May 20, 2010
The author describes "The Big Bang Theory" as "one of [her] favorite shows." I'm sorry, universe, but it doesn't matter how many people whose TV opinions I respect end up telling me that "The Big Bang Theory" is watchable. I mean, come on, universe; you and I both know that can't possibly be the case.—JM
You don't have to be particularly (or even remotely) religiously interested to find stuff like this, well, interesting.—JM
May 19, 2010
From Somali pirates to the new Star Trek movie to Obama's first 100 days in office (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Part of a series on the 2009-10 TV season, it's a look at how the fantastic Modern Family is crafting a new formula for the family sitcom. (Spoiler alert if you haven't watched the episode "Starry Night" from earlier this year.)—BK
May 17, 2010
I just found out that NBC has downgraded Parks & Recreation to mid-season replacement status for next year, which is terrible news. So I'm turning today into Parks & Recreation Link Day in the world's lamest, most futile attempt to get more people to watch one of the funniest shows on TV.—BK
How P&R co-creators Greg Daniels and Michael Schur tinkered with the show to transform a lackluster Season 1 into a stellar Season 2.—BK
May 14, 2010
It's a shame Singel takes such a pee-drinking, tinfoil-hat-wearing, shrill tone, because some of the privacy concerns he cites would sound downright reasonable coming from a normal person.—JS
May 13, 2010
I read this a few years ago, and I don't know what prompted me to link to it now. But read it; it's fascinating. And there's nobody better at this than Gene Weingarten.—JM
May 12, 2010
Joe devotes a non-sports column (though there's still a little sports) to a long, meandering (but always interesting) explanation of why Brendan Fraser just might be his favorite actor working today (seriously).—BK
May 11, 2010
Zounds, yes! It kills me that Richard Dawkins's excellent concept for the spread of ideas (vs. genes, which spread physical traits) has been co-opted by the swappers of kitty photos. (Next, abolish everything else on this "spring cleaning" list.)—JS
May 7, 2010
They're not talking about the secret porn rooms, or burying the bodies of the day's teacup ride victims (of course the really interesting stuff gets glossed over).—JS
A great look at the upcoming film from a behind-the-story standpoint, and a discussion of how Unkrich mixes the old with the new at Pixar.—JS
May 6, 2010
Dude. Duuuuude! I mean, I don't think this is actually the case, but, still. Duuuuude!—JM
May 5, 2010
I suspect that "Friday Night Lights" will hold this title until it goes off the air for good. There's really nothing "Modern Family" or anybody else can do, which is a bit of a shame, but "Friday Night Lights" is just so damn good.
As you might expect, Ebert makes a number of excellent points, written, as always, from the point of view of someone who simply loves movies with every fiber of his being.—BK
May 4, 2010
Obama rules; Jay Leno is an unfunny dumbass. I was going to type that into the Internet anyway – thanks for giving it some context!—JS
Tread lightly if you prefer to know absolutely nothing about the plot of the movie – but this is a fascinating angle at marketing the movie to a slightly older demographic than is typically assumed.—JS
May 3, 2010
This is, hands down, the longest Scott Adsit interview I've ever seen. I can only now conclude, based on this evidence alone, that Movieline is awesome.—BK
Apr 30, 2010
The Welsh rugby star came out recently, and the response was almost exclusively positive. I believe it would be so in the United States as well, at least among fans and the media. American sports has no one to blame, then, but the athletes themselves.—JM
Apr 28, 2010
As you might expect, loads of praise for Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, but the best part is the candid honesty about the worst movie he's ever appeared in.—BK
Extolling the many virtues of Catherine Keener, including the fact that her preference for privacy can make it difficult to write a magazine feature extolling her many virtues.—BK
Apr 27, 2010
Sorry to go back to the Cracked well so soon, but I had no idea a) Betty White hosted SNL or b) this was why. What?!—JS
Apr 23, 2010
A look at insane film director Terrence Malick and the two obsessive producers whose decade-long quest brought The Thin Red Line to the screen. (If you ask me, they needn't have bothered, but obviously people feel otherwise.)—JS
A nice recap of the Tonight Show situation, a plausible George Lopez reenactment, and a Pimpbot shout-out. Basically, everything the Internet needs.—JS
Apr 21, 2010
Fey talks about comedy, her new hit movie Date Night, and, of course, Poop Reading favorite 30 Rock.—BK
Articles about Adam Scott? That's a linkin'. Articles about Party Down, Parks and Recreation, or Step Brothers? That's a linkin'. Articles that feature Adam Scott talking about his work in Party Down, Parks and Recreation, and Step Brothers? Ohh, you better believe that's a linkin'.—BK
Apr 20, 2010
A Hulu app coming for iPad? Why again was leaving Flash off the device such a terrible idea?—JS
Apr 19, 2010
More than in the past, as they find new ways to contribute to the look and feel of a show, especially with ambitious, larger-scale dramas like Lost and Mad Men.—BK
Apr 16, 2010
Can an athlete really be "hot," or "in the zone?" Science doesn't seem to think so. Oh, science. Must you ruin all of our fun?—JM
Not the typical kind of link we do, this one is a website itself, not a specific piece. But it'll blow your mind!—JM
Apr 15, 2010
A nice intro to the sort of words that make your language sound interesting.—JS
A great sum-up of the deal's short-term letdown and long-term potential.—JS
Apr 14, 2010
Great profile of Sarah Silverman and her new memoir, The Bedwetter.—BK
Apr 13, 2010
Brilliant concept, hits every nail on the head – including overstaying its own welcome with a wrongheaded, ass-backwards final entry. Very meta, boys; I love it.—JS
Apr 12, 2010
Good, but not as good as it could have been if Smithers had truly sought out the most elite MLB players at that particular point in time. (Best use of advanced baseball statistics EVER.)—BK
Apr 9, 2010
Why she's a legend, and will continue enjoying her Lifetime Pass for years to come. (Hat tip, Michael effing McKean!)—JS
Apr 6, 2010
She shares a birthday with me and Jason Bateman, and a crappy sitcom with Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer. Now she's working on a tribute to Ann Richards. (Hat tip, Andy C.)—JS
Apr 2, 2010
Nice points about technology looking dated in movies, but my favorite part is referring to this year's onslaught of remakes as a pop-culture stop-loss program.—JS
Apr 1, 2010
A classic April Fool's Day article from back when people read magazines—MW
For those of you keeping track at home, I now lead all other PoopReading.com contributors combined in links to articles dealing with the disputed authorship of Shakespeare's plays. The score is two to nothing.—JM
Mar 31, 2010
Includes the awesome Alan Alda 30 Rock/MASH joke, so it gets my seal of approval.—BK
Mar 30, 2010
The screenwriter of Battlefield Earth and Robin Hood: Men in Tights faces the music about his awful transgression. (In this case, he's talking about Battlefield Earth.)—JS
Mar 29, 2010
Interesting look at, among other things, how the rapid growth of Carolla's audience created some distribution cost issues, and how that has him experimenting with ways to make podcasting profitable.—BK
Mar 26, 2010
On the shifting landscape of Clint Eastwood's movie career.—JS
Oo! Everybody read it! (And by "everybody," I mean "writers of Lost.")—JS
The co-authors of The Invention of Lying explain the point of their movie as part of a series on faith. (Includes spoilers of a general plot-direction variety.)—JS
Mar 25, 2010
A new book – "Appetite For America," by Stephen Fried – sounds like it couldn't possibly be more up my alley. Father's Day isn't that far away, you know...—JM
Mar 24, 2010
From March Madness to unwanted Barbie dolls to Christian Bale's profane tirade (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
From last November, but the story is still interesting and, as an added bonus, now it's spoiler-free!—BK
Including a video starring Richard Belzer, Brian Doyle-Murray, a rowboat, and a hungry dog. I smell a sitcom pitch!—BK
Mar 23, 2010
His online comedy series sounds wild and surreal, with dozens of stars playing themselves. Certainly worth a look.—JS
Hm, I hate to parrot our anti-Leno arguments, but Coco has enough money. Maybe he should do the dignified thing and walk away.—JS
Mar 19, 2010
"Just because we can doesn't mean we should" – sweet Jeebus, yes. And, while we're at it, let's discuss the definition of "can."—JS
Mar 18, 2010
Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, where are you when we really need you?—JM
"It is likely the case that your teenagers do not actually like the terrible music you hear during those brief moments when they take their ear buds out." So there's hope...—JM
Mar 17, 2010
Including Iron Man 2, Toy Story 3, and the latest from Christopher Nolan.—BK
Mar 16, 2010
With HBO's Hanks-produced The Pacific taking to the airwaves, a look back at his role in chronicling the turning points of a nation.—JS
For an alternate look at history and the movies.—JS
I must've dozed off before these were handed out last Sunday. Nevertheless, I vote we give them all to Sandra Bullock.—JS
Mar 12, 2010
If you thought you'd seen everything Woody Harrelson would do with a dead person, you were wrong.
My friend Merrill has been at this a while now. Individual posts are a little short for our purposes, but with plenty of archives, you can customize to any length.—JS
Mar 11, 2010
Imagine Ocean's 12 meets Son of Oklahoma, only way shittier.
I personally would institute the death penalty for movie talkers if I was in charge, but shushing is a good tactic too.—JM
Mar 10, 2010
Moviegoers who see Once Upon a Time are not likely to live happily ever after.
Not sure I agree with the conclusions (then again, I was predisposed to love Steve and Alec), but I heartily applaud the effort.—BK
Mar 9, 2010
Meryl Streep and Morgan Freeman... how can you possibly go wrong?
Mar 8, 2010
The first of five reviews of the films from the 2010 Movie Draft gives us Christopher Plummer and Stanley Tucci fighting over railroads and Penelope Cruz's heart.
Fischer talks all things Office (spoiler-free so long as you've watched last Thursday's episode).—BK
Mar 5, 2010
Pretty much the same list of predictions you can get anywhere else online, with a lot more crazed ranting about the meaninglessness of it all.
Okay, second-worst. Let's not forget Tarantino.—JS
Mar 4, 2010
I haven't seen any of the movies, which means my judgment will not – cannot! – be clouded. This is my year.
A long – long – retrospective of the legendary actor and director's work.—JM
Mar 3, 2010
We did this last year and you shit your pants from its awesomeness. All we can say is, we hope you bought at least two new pairs of pants this year.
If you're not watching ABC's Modern Family, you really should be; it's easily among the best comedies on TV right now.—BK
Mar 2, 2010
Brandon wants to shoot DVDs into space. Mike wants to shave Morgan Spurlock. Joe threatens to punch Jameson in the face. Jameson threatens to burn down the Internet. But in the end, the love is just too strong...
Mar 1, 2010
We conclude our look at the most overlooked by taking a look at Best Picture. Also, be sure to check back with us every day this week... we're about to go Oscar nuts at PoopReading.com!
Ebert gives a thumbs up to the in-depth profile of himself that recently ran in Esquire Magazine.—BK
Feb 26, 2010
The animation studio refers to him as their "lucky charm" – fitting his unique voice into each of their ten films. He discusses their process, and life as a character actor.—JS
Theatre owners are worried an early DVD release will keep audiences away from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. I'd worry more about its trailer doing that.—JS
Feb 25, 2010
After this comes the big dog: Marmaduke! No, I mean... Best Picture!
Several authors offer their best advice. Here's the first part...—JM
... and here's the second.—JM
Feb 24, 2010
The girl with the cheesy last name talks about her work on Mad Men and Community, though really, it's no contest: it's much more fun to watch her on Community.—BK
Feb 23, 2010
Just two more to go after this one: Best Director and Best Picture. I don't know about you... but I'm going to miss the Snubbies when they're gone.
The unsung heroes behind your favorite Disney movies were sweatshop laborers – and, since we're talking about the 1940s, that means grandma!—JS
Feb 22, 2010
Is there any other kind?—BK
Feb 19, 2010
We finish out the week – but not the Snubbies, so don't worry – with Best Actress. More to come, so join us again on Monday. Or Tuesday. No later than Tuesday.
One thing about Ricky Gervais interviews: you're guaranteed a generous helping of the interjection "(wild laughter)."—JS
It's never too late to lick the wounds of Leno regaining The Tonight Show. (Maybe the Olympics could just go on forever, the way it seems like they are?)—JS
Feb 18, 2010
We'll have more Snubbies for you tomorrow, but here's some Oscar stuff to tide you over in the mean time. I haven't been paying attention; I assumed Avatar was just going to win everything. Maybe not, as it turns out.—JM
The Summer Olympics have table tennis and pistol shooting, yet curling is the butt of all the jokes. Hardly seems fair...—JM
Feb 17, 2010
We continue our week-long righting of the past decade's Oscar wrongs.
Just a fantastic read. A detailed and moving profile of Ebert and his long, hard-luck battle with cancer, the subsequent loss of his jaw and voice, and his renewed love affair with the written word.—BK
Feb 16, 2010
The Oscars may not be able to get it right, but by God, we will. Join us all week for the Snubbies!
A brilliant idea. I don't watch, but I assume the sap was flowing freely when that luger whanged himself into a support column.—JS
Oh, y'know... peer pressure, bad parenting, but mostly boredom at the workplace.—JS
Feb 15, 2010
Covering the long, complicated history of failed attempts to revive – with and without Chevy Chase – the once-popular comedy franchise.—BK
Feb 12, 2010
Sounds like a blast (you don't invoke Borges without getting me aroused), but the thought of rereading The Odyssey to get the references is a bummer.—JS
Feb 11, 2010
I'd wager that Penn didn't select the title of this piece himself; he strikes me as particularly genial, and this mostly light-hearted offering is no exception.—JM
Feb 10, 2010
I know one person on this site who would answer that titular question with a vehement no. Personally, I find Tarantino insufferable as a person, but I really like his work.—BK
Talks a lot about stand-up (and doing stand-up in character as Randy in Funny People), and not quite enough about Parks and Recreation.—BK
Feb 8, 2010
I saw Temple Grandin this weekend and it's fantastic; not the kind of award bait they make fun of in Tropic Thunder, but rather a film that captures the spirit of its subject, with a stellar central performance by Danes.—BK
Feb 5, 2010
Behind the scenes of this week's nomination announcements.—JS
Feb 3, 2010
Newsweek's annual Oscar roundtable is one of the magazine's long-standing treasures, and this year's edition brings Jeff Bridges, Sandra Bullock, Morgan Freeman, Woody Harrelson, Carey Mulligan, and Gabourney Sidibe together to talk shop.—BK
Feb 2, 2010
A great write-up of one of the modern era's greatest comedies. "What amazes me about the movie is that Murray and Ramis get away with it. They never lose their nerve." That's the hardest thing to do in today's mass-audience comedies, and the key to its lasting appeal.—JS
The rare opportunity to read Breathed talking about Bloom County is one worth seizing. In a perfect world, I'd apply for three weeks' paid leave to just sit and enjoy the new five-volume anthology.—JS
Feb 1, 2010
See above.—BK
Jan 29, 2010
Get ready for Michael Bay movies to feel even more like a crack high.—JS
Jan 28, 2010
A piece in defense of Jay Leno. Nothing in here is technically refutable... but she doesn't bring up the bit about how Jay promised the show to Conan but then, in effect, didn't leave when he said he would. Even so, an interesting take.—JM
Jan 27, 2010
A spoiler-free look at what's at stake for the upcoming final season of Lost.—BK
The lessons seem to be: a) learn more than one acting note, b) don't let the action hero paradigm shift on you, and c) never get old.—BK
Jan 25, 2010
It was wrong on many levels. Now let us never speak of The Office clip show again.—BK
If you had to put a nail in the Team Coco coffin, with a little class and perspective, this might be the way to do it. (Still, fuck Leno.)—JS
Jan 21, 2010
Almost half of the words in the title of the piece are inaccurate, and I know I shouldn't care about the "American Idol" audition episodes. But still.—JM
This piece from 1993, written by the man himself, is just as funny as it's ever been (when I first read it, I went around for months saying that various stuff was "for girls." You will too).—JM
Jan 20, 2010
Why Gene Hackman's retirement (I had no idea) is acting's – and Oscar's – loss. (With much-deserved praise for his criminally overlooked work in The Royal Tenenbaums.)—BK
One of my favorite SNL sketches of all time (and since today is my birthday, posting this is like a little gift to myself).—BK
Interesting allegory, though far from perfect. Some of us are just angry because Leno is an untalented hack who's even less worthy of The Tonight Show job now than he was 18 years ago.—BK
Jan 18, 2010
Rabin, on loan from the A.V. Club, gives an excellent summation of Leno's career and his role in NBC's late night turmoil.—BK
Jan 15, 2010
Which was caused by the solution to their prime time problem, which was caused by the original solution to their late night problem. Proud as a Peacock, indeed!
A write-up of the brilliant sketch comedy show by someone who, like me, came to appreciate it only after it had come and gone.—JS
Jan 14, 2010
It really was, wasn't it?—JM
Jan 13, 2010
From Rod Blagojevich to unpopular holiday stories to the auto bailout (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Which is why NBC is hoping you'll watch the Golden Globes this Sunday.—BK
The infamous – and terrific – profile where he talks about quitting acting (and hurls around some exquisite insults) is finally available online.—BK
Jan 12, 2010
It's almost as though he's following the advice of a book on the subject. (Didn't Bill Carter write a book on the subject?)—JS
Basically: holy effing ess, run for your life if NBC offers you a late night TV show on their network.—JS
It is what it sounds like: The Dude by way of The Bard. (Obviously this runs way over the usual length, but we've linked to every other Lebowski thing out there, so there's no sense stopping now.)—JS
Jan 11, 2010
A look at the new HBO show coming this spring from David Simon, the creator of The Wire (my choice for the greatest show in the history of television).—BK
Jan 8, 2010
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to make a bunch of shit up.
Every entertainment option is now at our fingertips; shouldn't that level the playing field between blockbusters and more obscure fare? Not so much, for a few interesting reasons.—JS
Jan 7, 2010
Shooting down the current "Beatty has slept with nearly 13,000 women" speculation in hilarious fashion.—BK
We can take it as a given that "Celebrity Rehab" is awesome, because Dr. Drew is involved. But overall, does it help or hurt? Or both? Or neither?—JM
Jan 6, 2010
How books shrank during the '00s. (When the average person's attention span is measured in tweets, a thousand page novel doesn't seem so viable.)—JS
Jan 5, 2010
Not even apples and oranges, I'd imagine. More like apples vs., um, blue space apples that cost a billion dollars.—JM
Jan 4, 2010
A great profile of Michael Cera, and how he likes to mock and play around with his nice guy persona.—BK
Unless the thought of Jackie Chan as a spy/babysitter sounds appealing to you, the author suggests skipping the month traditionally seen as a dumping ground for the worst Hollywood has to offer.—BK
Dec 30, 2009
Steve seems to have been left out of most of the trailers and posters for It's Complicated, but thankfully he's still part of the print publicity campaign.—BK
Dec 29, 2009
Like sex, criminal trials, and just about everything else, spaceship battles in movies are completely unlike they would be in real life.—JS
Dec 24, 2009
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!—JM
Dec 22, 2009
Musings on the staying power of Homestar Runner, currently celebrating ten years on the "air."—JS
Dec 21, 2009
Spoilers upon spoilers upon spoilers. If you ever intend on watching "Dexter," but you haven't yet, then don't even think about reading this. That said: enjoy!—JM
Dec 18, 2009
Who knew that a film set 150 years in the future on a fictional planet located several light years away from Earth would have surprises?
The review of Funny People you didn't realize you were waiting for (good thing, too, because it would've been a long wait), tied into a review of the Coen brothers' A Serious Man.—JS
An interesting and thought-provoking read, even for someone like me who's spent most of his life making sure he already knows this stuff. (Happy birthday, Steve!)—JS
With this week's passing of Roy Disney, it's great to know that someone in the organization still carries Walt's willingness to sweat the details.—JS
Dec 17, 2009
Turns out that Toby Young, that bald English one-trick-pony douchebag from "Top Chef," is actually an excellent writer and an even better cultural critic. Who knew?—JM
The radio industry only recently has switched to a ratings-gathering methodology more sophisticated than "asking people to write down what they listen to." I'm completely serious.—JM
Dec 16, 2009
Leopold, who earlier this year made us giddy by linking to our Movie Draft, offers up a look at whether The Simpsons has stayed on the air too long. But he missed his chance to link to us again.—BK
More Scott Adsit interviews and features that I can link to, please.—BK
30 Rock has been my choice for the Best Show on TV for two seasons running, yet even I am starting to echo the sentiment expressed by this article.—BK
Dec 15, 2009
Normally when I think of James Franco, I think, "What the fuck?" As in, "Why do I have to watch this douche be on-screen?" After reading this treatise on performance art, dada, and how it pushed him to appear on General Hospital, I'm saying "What the fuck?" with horror… and just a little respect.—JS
Dec 11, 2009
This was a fun one last year, so here's this year's version. My personal favorites are Pabst Smear, Carnal Befoulment, and German Beef Initiative.—BK
Dec 10, 2009
The most compelling stories, it's been said, take you deep into worlds that you barely knew existed.—JM
Dec 9, 2009
The Second City connection for three of the biggest talents working in TV comedy today.—BK
There's no question James Cameron is an uncompromising visionary who's transformed the sci-fi genre. But it remains to be seen whether his pet project Avatar will be a creative watershed or an embarrassing waste of time.—JS
Dec 8, 2009
A look back at how the '00s became the best decade in television history.—BK
The author believes this death is a good thing, because the Method is no longer a proper fit for this era. I can't say I disagree.—BK
New fiction from the late DFW, which is a rare thing. And it comes in under a thousand pages!—JS
Dec 7, 2009
50 films, including many interesting choices, lots of good rental ideas, and the wisdom not to neglect Pixar.—BK
Most of this simply confirms my own independent research from a few years ago.—JM
Dec 4, 2009
Looks like somebody's sliced one deep into the rough.
Dec 3, 2009
I could not agree more with the premise of this article, nor with its praise of Ron Swanson as played by Nick Offerman.—BK
Dec 1, 2009
Boyhood: turns out it's not all just sports and farting. (even if it's mostly sports and farting)—JM
Nov 30, 2009
A few of the ways that studio marketing departments finesse and distort movie review quotes to make you want to see their movie.—BK
Several personal favorites, several books I've been meaning to get to, and in general, a big ol' reminder that I wish I had more time to read.—BK
Nov 25, 2009
This guy is desperate to show you how smart he is, and his "look how many words I know" writing style makes this a bit of a chore to get through. Still, any time somebody wants to analyze reality TV from a sociological standpoint, I am so there.—JM
An oldie but a goodie.—JM
Nov 18, 2009
From the presidential election to the explosion of the iPhone to the futility of the Detroit Lions (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
The best part is comparing the grosses of the sequel to the grosses of the original, which in most cases, shows that not only were these movies unexpected, they were unwanted by the public.—BK
Nov 17, 2009
A thoughtful piece about Glenn Beck (not that Jon Stewart's sillier work on the subject hasn't been excellent). Includes a nice parallel to the great Andy Griffith movie A Face in the Crowd (which inspired the Gabbo Simpsons episode).—JS
Not that there aren't still plenty of mistakes. Rob Thomas comes to mind.—JS
Nov 16, 2009
You may not know who David Lloyd is, but if you enjoyed The Mary Tyler Moore Show (credited writer on 31 episodes), Taxi (12 episodes), Cheers (25 episodes), or Frasier (15 episodes), you've likely enjoyed his work. When James L. Brooks says you're the best, then yeah, you're probably the best.—BK
I sense the potential for some copycat lists here at PoopReading.com.—BK
Nov 13, 2009
Remember kids: say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and for the love of all that is holy, will you please turn down that music?!?
Nov 12, 2009
This piece is a little long and a little dry, but it's about Wikipedia. And I love Wikipedia. I mean, you want to know about the Maldives (just to pick something)? You go to Wikipedia, and BOOM! Now you know all you'll really ever need to know about the Maldives.—JM
Nov 11, 2009
Downey goes long on life, love, and why he agrees with the author's choice for the greatest actor in the world.—BK
The A.V. Club is doing a "Best of the Decade" theme this month, and this one about cancelled TV shows is a goodie. With Invasion and Wonderland, plus an honorable mention for Boomtown, I'm satisfied.—BK
Nov 9, 2009
Short but interesting, with a little talk about whether Up can net a Best Picture nomination. (Contains a few mild Up spoilers.)—BK
Nov 6, 2009
Oh, like you've never spent outrageous sums of money to buy multiple European castles.
Deconstructing the Nicolas Cage apocalypse movie Knowing. Now that we have an inkling why he made it, why the hell was it ever America's #1 movie?
I detested Napoleon Dynamite, but Gentlemen Broncos looks like it might edge into better territory, thanks in large part to the delightful Jemaine Clement.—JS
Nov 5, 2009
And there's ten of them? Oh you bet we're gonna link to that.—BK
In honor of the great news that Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are co-hosting the Oscars, here's one of their fun moments together from Saturday Night Live.—BK
Nov 4, 2009
I couldn't be happier about how good Parks and Recreation has become, and Chris Pratt is certainly a big part of that. (And even if you're not a fan, you should at least skip down to the middle of the interview for a great Nick Offerman quote about the "new" American dream.)—BK
Nov 3, 2009
Behind the scenes at The Onion as it celebrates its 21st year.—JS
Nov 2, 2009
I'm not crazy about linking to all kinds of garbage about the Letterman mess, but as with most things Dave, this piece proves too fascinating to refuse, and keeps things pretty above board.—BK
Oct 30, 2009
Considering his awards show appearances to date, it should be awesome. I wouldn't consider it an audition to host the Oscars, though; it's my understanding he's been offered that job before, and (rightly) turned it down.—JS
Oct 29, 2009
Parker, who may well be one of the sharpest knives in the drawer, herein offers up more clichés than you can shake a stick at.—JM
You know what? When I see a movie that apparently only Roger Ebert and I liked, I'm going to link to his review of it.—JM
This is well-trod territory, but it still interests me. And even though doing a piece on women in comedy without talking to Sarah Silverman would be a bit like doing a piece on black presidents without talking to Barack Obama, this is worth reading nonetheless.—JM
Oct 28, 2009
This isn't exactly news (Fischer died in January of 2008), but the bizarre story of the chess champion's life remains morbidly fascinating.—JM
Seeing Coach Taylor in the East Dillon red and black in the photo accompanying this article was every bit as disorienting to this Vikings fan as seeing Brett Favre in purple and gold for the first time. That's how deeply "Friday Night Lights" gets under your skin. Seasons 4 starts tonight and it's only on DirecTV for now, but Seasons 1 through 3 are available to watch on your computer via Netflix. There's simply no excuse anymore, folks.—JM
One of David Letterman's only female writers (ever) shares her thoughts in a very even-handed, non-whiny manner.—JM
Oct 26, 2009
The actress talks about her new one-woman Broadway show, Wishful Drinking, and the life that helped inspire it.—BK
Oct 23, 2009
There's a Pythons documentary and a new Fawlty Towers DVD set on the way. Besides, I'll take any excuse to listen to Cleese talk about writing Fawlty Towers.—JS
Oct 22, 2009
What can poker teach us? Pretty much everything, if this piece is to be believed.—JM
Yeah, yeah; two football links. Quit whining, they're both good. In an excerpt from his new book of essays, Klosterman explains why he – and we – love football so damned much.—JM
Oct 21, 2009
With stops to work on Heat Vision and Jack and The Sarah Silverman Show in between.—BK
Oct 20, 2009
I'm delighted to be validated on this one. A quirky, tonal send-up with a certain acquired-taste appeal, Down With Love was nonetheless much better than it ever got credit for.—JS
Some hard truths here. Some hard, hard truths.—JM
Oct 19, 2009
An eloquent exploration of the role that depression and mental instability can sometimes play in the creation of great art.—BK
I had the great pleasure of seeing The Big Lebowski for the umpteenth time on the big screen with a theater full of fellow fans this weekend. That has nothing to do with this link, other than to give you a glimpse into my mindset: Coens!—BK
Oct 16, 2009
If you're still reading our site, there's a pretty solid chance it'll be catnip to you, too. Set your TiVos, starting this Sunday.—JS
Oct 15, 2009
Get it? Hare? As in, a Playboy bunny? Oh, it's no use with you people. Anyway, Marge has already been in Maxim. Yes she's a MILF, but I don't see how this undoes any of the show's creative nosedive.—JS
New "30 Rock!" New "30 Rock!" New "30 Rock!" New "30 Rock!"—JM
Oct 13, 2009
Wow; talk about my wheelhouse: a piece about how boring it is to read bad children's books to your kid. I will make one point in defense of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar," however: it's short. Lots of tediously bad children's books are not.—JM
The answer to this question: yes, but just barely.—JM
Oct 12, 2009
ABC's new reality show "Shark Tank" is even better than this review would lead you to believe.—JM
The cult of personality grows (although who could object to this? Learning is learning).—JM
The A.V. Club's apparently added regional features (who knew?), like this quiz that gives a shout out to the Coen Bros. retrospective going on here in the Twin Cities.—BK
Oct 9, 2009
Because nobody wants to be like those philistines who run the Batman movies.
Oct 8, 2009
Granderson doesn't name names, if you're looking for that sort of thing, but he tackles an issue that I've long seen as a very important one. Fortunately, I don't think we're too far away from pro athletes being openly gay, and having it not be a big deal.—JM
Ms. Sachs interviews Jesse Sheidlower, who may be the world's leading expert on "f*ck" (asterisk intended. My part of the homepage is a family show...)—JM
This explains the careers of Michael Cera and Seth Rogan (well, this, plus their considerable comedic talents. But still).—JM
Oct 7, 2009
In an effort to avoid the tabloid craziness of Letterman's current scandal, let's all enjoy this terrific bit of classic poop reading about how his 2000 heart attack transformed both the host and his show.—BK
Oct 6, 2009
I had hoped this would be in verse form – still, it's a savvy look at the prospects and shortcomings of The Jay Leno Show. (And I was surprised to learn Marina Franklin is on it – maybe I'll tune in!)—JS
Oct 5, 2009
You don't necessarily have to be a football fan to enjoy this column (trust me, my knowledge of the NFL is cursory at best), especially because of a brilliant "Most screwed-up celebrity kids in 2025" fantasy draft tangent that pops up in the middle. (My apologies to Joe for possibly stealing a Simmons link.)—BK
Oct 2, 2009
Holy Batman Jesus! Of all that we know about Dave (admittedly, very little), this was the last thing I'd have expected. I fear the nutjobs that Palin whipped into a frenzy will devour him now.—JS
Oct 1, 2009
I'm sure that the arts community would be defending him just as vociferously if he were a Catholic priest rather than an acclaimed director. Aren't you?—JM
This isn't exactly timely, but it's a good example of why Roger Ebert is so damn good. 2008's Lakeview Terrace got a 47 average score on Metacritic.com (that's not good), but among notable critics only Ebert rightly saw it as a top-notch thriller and more (i.e., only Ebert agreed with me).—JM
Sep 30, 2009
He's always an interesting interview, though the soapboxing can get tiresome. The good news here is that the author of the piece has edited those impromptu tangents into tidy – and funny – bite-sized summaries.—BK
I have to admit, I've been pleasantly surprised by most of Chase's work in the show so far. The writers seem to have a good feel for how to use him.—BK
A nice, in-depth look at a tone-setting scene from one of the Coen Brothers' best films.—BK
Sep 29, 2009
With Bionicle, video games, and tie-in toys, it's definitely not the LEGO you remember. As kids, we had a big bin of random blocks, not a bunch of separate model sets.—JS
"For easy reference, I made up lists of alternative names for breasts, penises and vaginas, and supplementary lists later on for buttholes, as that trend gained popularity." Not for the squeamish reader, but very entertaining.—JS
Sep 28, 2009
Ricky Gervais on his directorial debut The Invention of Lying, and on his penchant for abusing himself on screen. (Contains a couple tiny spoilers, for those concerned about such things.)—BK
Sep 25, 2009
May we all keep fucking that chicken.
Turns out every new advance in communication, from the typewriter to the telephone to writing things down, was met with resistance and prophesies of doom, so maybe Twitter won't destroy the world after all.—JM
Ignoring the brain trauma problem in retired players and hoping the problem goes away would be bad enough, but what the NFL is doing is even worse.—JM
Sep 24, 2009
"FNL" Seasons 1 and 2 are available to stream on Netflix, so you don't even have to wait for the DVDs to come in the mail. There's no excuse anymore. Get off your ass like I did last week, and start watching this show. (more "FNL" info to come very soon in a "Best Show On TV" piece if "Glee" is bad again next week)—JM
Sep 23, 2009
Fascinating, if only for the fact that Chase careens back and forth between botched attempts at humor and self-effacing talk that feels a little disingenuous. (And I say all of this as a fan of his.)—BK
The number of quality shows on this list is simply astounding. Perhaps there's something to be said for self-referential television.—BK
Sep 22, 2009
A million dollars goes to a group of computer geeks who figured a way to improve the recommendations on Netflix, and we all benefit. Read on for the juicy details.—JS
Checking in with the funniest man alive on the eve of his feature film (co-) directing debut.—JS
Sep 21, 2009
Too soon? No, not for this profane, irreverent yet somehow not even remotely disrespectful piece. It its own weird way, this might be the best Patrick Swayze tribute you'll read.—JM
Today is apparently the "official" start of the new fall TV season, as this week is when the Nielsen tracking kicks off. In honor of that, here's a solid preview from TV critic Alan Sepinwall.—BK
Sep 18, 2009
Free your mind, and your mouth will follow.
Sep 17, 2009
It would be difficult, if not impossible, to exaggerate the level of respect, bordering on worship, that most comedians feel for the late Bill Hicks.—JM
More than worth linking to for the caption on the picture of the squirrel alone, but the entire piece is pretty good.—JM
Sep 16, 2009
An Emmy roundtable discussion with Toni Collette, Jon Cryer, Jim Parsons, Amy Poehler, and Sarah Silverman.—BK
An analysis of the opening night of The Jay Leno Show that includes the words "excruciatingly dull," "creaky comedy," and "filler." Who is this Caryn James, and how quickly can we build a statue in her honor?—BK
It's not Tuesday morning anymore, but everything should still apply.—JM
Sep 15, 2009
And bless him for it. (Need proof that the "kiddie fare" label still restricts the art form's untapped potential? How about the fact that a headline like this can even exist a year after WALL-E?)—JS
Sep 14, 2009
In light of Kanye West's most recent bizarre, off-putting outburst, this piece written back in May is worth revisiting. The author is kind of kidding, but not really, and makes a pretty convincing argument.—JM
How we overuse the term, sometimes to the point of diluting its significance.—BK
Sep 11, 2009
Besides the surprise that there's yet another season of Survivor.
If anyone can capture the offbeat mix of whimsy and the macabre, it's Jonze. (No offense, Tim Burton.)—JS
A nice rundown of the stakes and stakeholders involved in Leno's show starting next week. (A little Leno-friendly for our tastes, but hey, what can you do?)—JS
Sep 10, 2009
It's "Glee." It'll be "Glee" for a while.
This is an oldie but a goodie.—JM
Sep 9, 2009
As Saturday Night Live makes more inscrutable cast changes this week (Michaela Watkins and Casey Wilson out, two new ladies in), here's a classic feature from 1995 that showcases the dysfunction that has long existed behind the scenes.—BK
Unfortunately, you have to buy the new issue to get the Colbert cover story, but at least they're tossing us this tasty Q&A bone online.—BK
Sep 8, 2009
A nice feature on the fake Seinfeld reunion that will be a part of the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm (a feature that EW took their sweet time posting online). It's going to be awesome! (It's got to be awesome, right?) [I'm getting paranoid that it might somehow turn out less than awesome.]—BK
Sep 4, 2009
Simmons. Vegas. Read it.—JM
One of my favorite film blogs reiterates the arguments against a 3D revolution. (Keep beating that drum – we'll kill it yet!)—JS
A list of quick, quippy jokes centered around a given topic of recent cultural interest? Somehow, I think it works for a Friday around here.—JS
Sep 3, 2009
Bill Simmons writing about Vegas; that's like Julia Roberts going on Letterman. You just don't miss it.—JM
Yeah it does!—JM
Believe it or not, the internet turned 40 this week. DJ Gallo has some thoughts about how today's sports world would be different if the internet had never come about...—JM
Sep 2, 2009
How you can order "off" the menu at fast food restaurants. You'll feel like a really big star. Or, you'll just feel fat because let's face it chubs, you're ordering off the menu at a fast food joint.—MW
Extract looks like it could be good. Considering that it's Bateman's first leading role since 1987, Arrested Development fans probably better hope it's good.—BK
Sep 1, 2009
Is Rock Band: The Beatles the ultimate sell-out, or a great new way to connect with their music? (Maybe it's just giving the fans what they want?)—JS
Aug 31, 2009
A few fun little nuggets from one of the greatest shows in television history.—BK
Aug 28, 2009
In which all four of our Ten Best lists are factored in, and we tell you, once and for all, what the best shows really are.
I didn't even realize this was a quiz until the end of round one, and by then I'd already peed myself.—JS
I didn't watch the show much, but I always sensed that more was lurking in Mr. Belvedere's backstory. McCarthy confronts that stuff fearlessly, as is his wont.—JS
Aug 27, 2009
Time to lay the hammer down, bitches!
Some insight into why Craigslist.org still looks like the rest of the internet used to look ten years ago, yet manages to be one of the most successful websites anywhere.—JM
Aug 26, 2009
You've read the top ten lists that make no mention of Psych – now read the one that mentions it constantly!
Among many topics, he touches on fatherhood, why this is a golden age for television, and his new film The Big Fan.—BK
Aug 25, 2009
Heavy on comedy, light on drama, and devoid of all reality. Shows! Reality shows was what I was... sigh.
Aug 24, 2009
Which shows will make the list? Who will be Number 1? Will your favorite show make the cut? Brett Favre! [okay, Brett Favre doesn't actually have anything to do with this, but I just wouldn't feel right not including him somewhere]
Having seen her magnificent work in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I have to say I concur with that title.—BK
Aug 21, 2009
I have to believe Blast Dirtpeck is a pseudonym (for Slab Squatthrust?) but I like his take on the state of comedy. Anyone notice how all the classic SNL transcripts we post are at least a decade old?—JS
We're producing celebrities (well, mostly "celebrities") a lot faster than we used to. In the future, one will die every 15 minutes.—JS
Aug 20, 2009
I've heard good things about Inglourious Basterds. Really good things.—JM
The Yale University Press has decided to publish a book about the Danish Mohammed cartoon controversy... without reprinting the actual cartoons. And the prognosis for the 21st century gets ever-so-slightly more bleak.—JM
Aug 19, 2009
Which is not to say that's a bad thing, as evidenced by the presence of excellent works like In Utero, Kid A, Different Seasons, and Pinkerton.—BK
Aug 18, 2009
Mad Men returned this week. Let's... uh... use that as a reason to highlight this brief chat with Ms. Hendricks.—JS
Aug 17, 2009
Probably not as funny as it could've been, but the concept is just plain awesome. Who wouldn't love to have access to this kind of information after they die?—BK
You may be thinking "Who's that?", but if you've seen Role Models, Party Down, or The Hangover, you definitely know who he is. He's been doing such good work over the last couple years that it's great to see him finally getting recognition.—BK
Aug 14, 2009
She sure did single-handedly redeem the "Julie" scenes in Julie & Julia. (Wow, a Brad Bird link and an Amy Adams link this week – I'm just paving the way for a seamless handoff to the Jameson Link-Posting Robot.)—JS
Aug 13, 2009
This piece contains a glaring factual inaccuracy, referring to the LSU football team's "national championship run in 2003." There is no actual "national championship" at the top level of college football, of course, and the January 2004 bowl season proved conclusively that if such a thing did exist, USC would have won it fairly easily. But other than that, this is a fun read.—JM
Aug 12, 2009
Great stuff about Role Models, a wonderfully thorough telling of the origins of The State, and an explanation why there will never be another Wet Hot American Summer.—BK
My apologies for the A.V. Club-heavy linking today, but when they decide to post interviews with David Wain and Jon Hamm on consecutive days, what's a The State/Mad Men fan to do?—BK
Aug 11, 2009
Open by referring to Brad Bird's master work as "criminally underrated," and you have a personal guarantee that I will link to whatever you're writing.—JS
Not to pile on with the Hughes rememberances (although, seriously, better him than Jacko), but this one is particularly impressive.—JS
Me too! So much that I'll watch his show on FX (with its risk of It's Always Sunny... promos) and his arc on Parks & Recreation (with its risk of Amy Poehler).—JS
Aug 10, 2009
A look at how he reinvented the teen movie for a whole generation. I'm still trying to come to terms with the revelation (not mentioned in this article) that he wrote the script for Planes, Trains, and Automobiles in just three days.—BK
Not the actresses, but the writers, more than half of whom are women. (Contains some spoilers from the first two seasons in case you aren't caught up on the show.)—BK
Aug 7, 2009
She needs a reason?
Some smart decisions about the format (why haven't late night shows done these things already?) and some straight talk from Jay. Not at all what I was expecting.—JS
Aug 6, 2009
I think Patton Oswalt and Norm Macdonald deserve some consideration as well, but this piece argues Louis C.K.'s case pretty well.—JM
It takes quite a bit of mental gymnastics, but apparently, if you're determined to do so, you can see the last few weeks as a "win" for the former Alaska governor. Plus, Star Trek!—JM
Aug 5, 2009
When you combine Gladwell and To Kill a Mockingbird, you've got my attention. An interesting look at the history of racial prejudice and Southern liberalism by way of the classic novel.—BK
Short but sweet (okay, incredibly short) as Tina Fey, Jack McBrayer, and Jane Krakowski talk about their favorite 30 Rock moments.—BK
Aug 4, 2009
Let's hope not (unless the end of such a "moment" lets him operate outside the scrutiny of such moronic scorecarding), but it is fascinating how comedy tastes change, and how success can be unpredictable.—JS
It's a shame to see the America/"Real" America divide revived – especially by movie marketers – but then Joe always was "the real American hero."—JS
Aug 3, 2009
This isn't the sort of fare we normally link to, but it's important to remember that this story is still going on...—JM
A few quibble-worthy selections, but mostly a good list, with a number one pick that will make fellow PoopReading.com contributor Jameson Simmons very happy.—BK
Jul 30, 2009
An under-appreciated Norm Macdonald gem in which he plays a character named Stan Hooper, as is his wont.—JM
Do drunks become writers, or do writers become drunks? [that's not quite an apt blurb for this piece, but it's cute and pithy so I'm keeping it here]—JM
Jul 29, 2009
Other than the mountains of irrefutable evidence that Barack Obama is a natural born United States citizen, what evidence do we actually have that Barack Obama is a natural born United States citizen? One patriot dares to ask the tough questions...
I have a feeling Funny People will be the Apatow film that makes me start seeing him the way hipper-than-thou types have the past few years. I hope not, though.—JS
Ahem? Apparently someone hasn't been watching her 30 Rock!—JS
Jul 28, 2009
An alternate take on an idea our own Joe Mulder took a crack at a few weeks ago, though this one goes even further back in history.—BK
Compromises between the record industry and webcasters has led to a surge in funding for the internet music site. This is excellent news, and according to this article, a sign that webcasting will play a big role in the future of the industry.—BK
Jul 27, 2009
The Sports Guy breaks down the offseason of the NBA, a league I don't really follow, using quotes from Almost Famous, which he borderline-hilariously proclaims "the movie of the decade." Still... new Simmons is new Simmons. Plus, this is only part one!—JM
Daniels talks about doing theater with James Gandolfini, why the excellent The Squid and the Whale wouldn't have worked with a star in the lead role, and yes, the toilet scene from Dumb and Dumber.—BK
Jul 24, 2009
Celebrating the simple joys of Wipeout – the only network show I've watched all summer. It's good for ABC, and that's good for me: season three is on its way!—JS
A brief profile of the director of In the Loop, based on his BBC comedy series The Thick of It. (Suddenly, I find myself in the market for a multi-region DVD player.)—JS
And it's a shame (not that I care about hers in particular). Using clout to refuse nudity means more unknowns will be cast for their willingness to bare all, which only helps the porn moguls who lure naïve wannabes with promises of making it big.—JS
Jul 23, 2009
Close personal friend of PoopReading.com (whether he likes it or not) Ben Fritz examines a shift in the attitudes of videogame companies toward big screen adaptations of their work.—JM
It's easy to criticize "Big Brother." And almost all of those criticisms are wrong, because "Big Brother" is awesome. Linda Holmes, however, offers up a criticism that has considerable merit...—JM
Several books advance various theories on how and why obesity has become so much more common in the United States (and the rest of the developed world).—JM
Jul 22, 2009
If you've grown tired of us trying to convince you, let the Brits give it a try.—BK
Jul 21, 2009
Goodridge is hopeful that a Best Picture field of ten will allow good films some breathing room to compete with the standard Oscar bait fare. Naïve, perhaps, but one can dream.—JS
Jul 20, 2009
Always nice to hear from the guys over at Cracked.com.—JM
Bateman talks about drugs and alcohol, getting clean, the rebirth of his career, and yes, even a little mention of the Arrested Development movie.—BK
Jul 17, 2009
Sometimes the road to success includes a few wrong turns.
Jul 16, 2009
I have every reason to believe that I would be capable of becoming a big cricket fan. I mean, I'm sure I won't, but, still.—JM
For instance: men sexually harass women because they are not sexist. And more.—JM
Jul 15, 2009
It's Michael & Michael week here at PoopReading! (I guess the new show better be good, huh?)—BK
He spends a little time doing that, but mostly he talks about doing stunts, writing his autobiography, playing the banjo, and, of course, comedy.—BK
Jul 14, 2009
Not sure if I'm more excited about today's DVD release of The State or tomorrow's debut of Michael & Michael Have Issues. Here's a little bit of both (mainly The State).—JS
Jul 13, 2009
Come on, EW! Don't you know how much we love this kind of thing? Why must you always screw it up? There's far more than 25 people, midway through they just chuck the "America" part, and there's an undeserved pick at #20. That said, they get a lot right, and I do loves me some listmaking.—BK
ESPN's "30 For 30" has to be one of the best ideas in the history of television, and apparently a lot of the credit goes to PoopReading.com favorite Bill Simmons.—JM
Jul 10, 2009
Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist is back in reruns on Comedy Central! Here's a meandering interview with its star, discussing the show and many, many other things.—JS
Jul 9, 2009
Some of these fall into the "relax, it's just a movie" category. But others, like "why did Marty appear to have no intention of avoiding the photo booth when fleeing the Libyans in the DeLorean?", really resonate.—JM
The Sci Fi Channel just rebranded itself as "Syfy." When I first heard that, I thought "what possible reason could there be for something like this?" Turns out there were a few good ones, actually.—JM
Jul 8, 2009
Great profile of Wilco frontman Jeff Tweedy as he finds peace in marriage, parenthood, and the success of his band.—BK
A great idea with some good choices, including the requisite love for Toy Story 2. And man, were there some lean years in the mid-to-late 90s.—BK
Jul 7, 2009
The inexplicable obsession with how much a movie makes – as opposed to how well it's made – drives reporters to ignore inflation-adjusted grosses, making box office records easier to break.—JS
Jul 3, 2009
Masters, whose vendetta with Mann seems to rival Sean Young's with James Woods, singles him out as a director who fails to make "good" movies right – with the inevitable outcome being more Transformers movies.—JS
Jul 2, 2009
I finally saw Into the Wild, and thought it was excellent. This is the magazine article that begat the book that begat the movie.—JM
Just pretend that Year One never happened, and you can enjoy this lengthy, meaty interview with the comedy legend.—JM
Jul 1, 2009
The Oscars just changed the rules so that ten movies will be nominated for Best Picture instead of five. But which movies might have been nominated if they'd changed that rule five years ago?
A rare inside look at the busiest – and highest paid (I think) – man in television comedy.—BK
Jun 30, 2009
AMPAS shifts to ten Best Picture nominees, inviting discord over whether they've ever gotten five right. (A rant familiar to devoted readers.) Foote's conclusions are debatable (Shrek? Madison County?), but then that's the point, isn't it?—JS
Jun 29, 2009
"Politicians will, almost by definition, be deeply weird." It seems to me that I remember Jerry Seinfeld doing a routine along these lines once, too. And, if you think about it, if any of your buddies pulled you aside one day and said "I've decided that I'm honestly and seriously going to try to become the President of America," you'd think he'd gone completely nuts. And yet, every four (or eight) years, one guy does it.—JM
A bit of classic PoopReading from 2000: a profile of Simpsons writer George Meyer, one of the best profiles The New Yorker has ever done (and that's saying something).—BK
Jun 26, 2009
That is, besides just making it longer and more self-congratulatory.
This piece may go a bit easy on Michael, but it's a very thoughtful rumination on his life from someone who really, really tried to help him (and essentially predicted his fate).—JM
A new album, a Tonight Show appearance, and a "world tour" – a quarter century later, the Tap lives on.—JS
An update on the quest to develop homegrown software code that can beat the Netflix movie recommendation system.—JS
Jun 25, 2009
As with most successful people who didn't benefit from nepotism, John Grisham's rise to publishing super-stardom took talent, hard work and a decent amount of blind luck.—JM
Jun 24, 2009
A little something to pass the time as we wait for his new Comedy Central show Michael and Michael Have Issues (with PoopReading favorite Michael Ian Black) and the release of The State DVDs, two events that are apparently happening in the same glorious week in July.—BK
Today's teens can't relate the alienated young protagonist of J.D. Salinger's classic novel, calling him "whiny," "immature," and "in need of Prozac." Couldn't the same things be said about the cast of The Hills?—BK
Jun 22, 2009
He talks about a lot of things over the course of a long, rambling conversation, including putting an end date on 30 Rock.—BK
Seems to be an interview minus the questions, with all of Cera's answers provided with no context. So it's a bit of an odd duck, but still interesting.—BK
Jun 19, 2009
Up to, but not yet including, this list.
"Movies used to be better!" Does saying that still make you sound like a codger if it's demonstrably true?—JS
Jun 18, 2009
A "comfort wipe" is basically a stick to help old and/or obese people wipe their butts.—JM
Jun 17, 2009
We here at PoopReading don't always agree on everything, but the title of this profile is definitely a sentiment we can all get behind.—BK
I've always had a soft spot for this little bit concocted by Dana Carvey and Robert Smigel, which apparently originated as a sketch in the unaired eighth episode of The Dana Carvey Show.—BK
Jun 16, 2009
Few can. But deliberately misinterpreting a joke in an attempt to get some publicity and generate a wedge issue isn't even trying.—JS
An in-depth history of cooking shows, fascinating whether you watch them or not. (I don't.)—JS
Jun 15, 2009
I've been re-watching Newhart courtesy of WGN, and it's been fun to be reminded what a hit Larry and the Darryls were, and how great Sanderson was in that role. And his modesty and graciousness in this interview just makes you want to root for him.—BK
Other than the odd talk show spot (like last Thursday's gangbusters appearance on Conan), Norm Macdonald fans really have to do some digging if they want to hear from him. But it's always worth it.—JM
Jun 12, 2009
Yet somehow "Potent Potables" still gets a free pass.
David Letterman isn't the only one who has some explaining to do.
An interview in The New Yorker with Bill Simmons on the NBA Finals and his upcoming book.—JM
I'm no Galifaniac, but his Comedians of Comedy performances were unique and daring (and funny) and I've never seen him in anything I didn't like him in. (Full disclosure: I have not seen Out Cold.)—JS
Jun 11, 2009
On the eve of Brüno, a look at the comic style of his famously reserved creator, Sacha Baron Cohen.—JS
We all knew that Harry Truman was a feisty ex-haberdasher (right? Um... right?), but here are 12 others you probably weren't aware of...—JM
If you're going to write a column based on a certain premise, I understand that you're going to cherry pick your evidence to support your theory (heck; that's my bread and butter). But don't just make stuff up! To wit: Liam Neeson was never "a solid B-list actor heading toward character roles and retirement;" he was going to play Abraham Lincoln for Steven Spielberg before Taken even opened. Pretty much everybody knew who Kevin James was before this January. And, the two most successful R-rated comedies in history can't possibly be Sex and the City and American Pie 2. I don't feel like looking it up, but, that can't be right.—JM
Jun 10, 2009
A Jack Donaghy comp proves elusive, and that hurts the comic momentum a bit, but it's still a fun and interesting premise.—BK
Not the greatest interview, but us Steve-iacs will take our Steve wherever we can Steve it.—BK
Colbert steps in as Guest Editor this week, and while his stint is mostly serious, here he indulges himself in some fun.—BK
Jun 9, 2009
The "reality shows are destroying television" rant has been done to death. But when it makes me laugh as hard as this did, done-to-death is just fine.—JS
A site that makes lists for you! I can think of some guys who'd love that. This list balances the predictable with the insane, with details about ABC's Life on Mars that I'm amazed are not punishable by law.—JS
Jun 8, 2009
Really, not to toot our own horn here, but if you like baseball, and you like movies, then I don't know why on earth you wouldn't want to read this.
(Blurb not written, as author has run out of his house to go purchase vast quantities of Sylvester Stallone's high-protein pudding.)—BK
Which is, of course, the best kind of Larry David encounter to have.—BK
Jun 5, 2009
Sometimes membership does not have its privileges.
A pivotal clip from Downfall, with the subtitles adjusted, can say pretty much anything you want it to, with hilarious results.—JS
Jun 4, 2009
I listened to Teresa Strasser almost daily for about three years on Adam Carolla's morning radio show, and grew quite fond of her. Alas, she married another. Now she's blogging about her pregnancy, which may be of interest to those of you who are pregnant, or have been pregnant. Or who once had a pregnant spouse, or relative, or friend. Or Mom.—JM
To be sure, we here at PoopReading.com have a great deal of love for "Without a Trace," and were particularly sad to see it go. This article is less about "Without a Trace," though, than it is about every hour-long drama.—JM
Jun 3, 2009
My take on a column idea that originated more than a year ago. I am nothing if not timely.
Dipping back into the A.V. Club archives for a second opinion on one of my underappreciated favorites.—BK
Big surprise – some of the so-called "experts" that peddle advice on Oprah may not know what they're talking about.—BK
Jun 2, 2009
Factoids and insider info on the popular anti-masturbation campaign.—JS
Jun 1, 2009
Let's finish what we started, shall we?
Linda Holmes, one of my favorites, wants Pixar to make a movie about a girl. Who isn't a princess. As the father of daughters, I wouldn't mind if they did that myself.—JM
On top of this, Conan O'Brien gives the movie kudos in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly. Everything's coming up marionette!—BK
May 29, 2009
He's far more fascinating than Heineken's Most Drunkenly Incapacitated Dude in a Wendy's.
Celebrating bee week with a look back at a classic spelling bee post. (In a just world, Joe would be posting this link, since he first introduced me to it. And yet.)—JS
May 28, 2009
"I think at some point my show is going to have to morph into a detective show. I think four weeks in, Andy Richter and I will be solving crimes. It's going to be 'Murder, She Wrote' for a younger demo."—JM
There might come a time when I feel like I'm putting up too many links from Cracked.com. That time is not today.—JM
May 27, 2009
Can you guess which shows the TV networks just announced for the fall season? The answers may be more ridiculous than you think.
As Sesame Street turns 40, it faces reduced episode counts, staff layoffs, and sagging ratings. My kids watch it, but I have to admit, it's not their favorite show. Still, I'm grateful to have a cultural touchstone we can share.—BK
Terrific profile of Conan in the midst of his transition to The Tonight Show that also manages to work in a look at the changing landscape of late night comedy.—BK
May 26, 2009
Action scribe Shane Black gives a short guide to what every action movie should have – which is, oddly, tied to the dopey Renny Harlin movie 12 Rounds.—JS
Not since the Quizno's spongemonkeys have we heard an ad campaign described as "quirky genius." The Dos Equis guy (who sounds a lot like Bill Brasky) fits the bill.—JS
Will I get tired of nerdy science types deconstructing the tropes of science fiction? Not until someone travels back in time to stop me.—JS
May 25, 2009
I'd heard about this before, and I think it's awesome.—BK
May 22, 2009
Jesse "The Body" Ventura over real gubernatorial candidates, "American Idol's" Kris Allen over everyone else, VHS over Beta, and more...
I know it's not football season, and I know it's not 2008. Still, this is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Also, the Major League Baseball draft is coming up, and I'm going to steal the living hell out of this idea.—JM
This one won't really work if you want to print it out and take it with you, but I decided it was too good not to link to anyway.—JM
Extolling the virtues of Pixar, which will no doubt thrill PoopReading contributor Jameson Simmons. (There are two mentions of the upcoming release Up that I would consider spoiler-free, but your standards may be stricter than mine.)—BK
Networks clamor for "Buffy"-like material, but when they get it, they have no idea what to do with it. Some updates on the Buffyverse.—JS
May 21, 2009
It's not who you think! (wait a minute... never mind. It's probably who you think)—JM
The piece doesn't quite live up to the title, although to be fair, no piece could ever hope to live up to that title. But, apart from a few tiresome "fork" puns, it's a fun read.—JM
May 20, 2009
Don't get hung up on the title of this piece; it's something of an in-joke between me and PoopReading.com contributor Jameson Simmons, from back before this website was even a gleam in anyone's eye. The piece itself is about "Glee," the TV show.
Even if you aren't a fan of Grodin (to which I say, really?), it's worth reading for his refreshing candor, including a section about his work in the 2006 film The Ex that features some of the most frank answers I've ever seen an actor give.—BK
May 19, 2009
You mean there are guys out there like me, funnier than 90% of monologue jokes? And they're getting paid for it?—JS
Alec Baldwin was on Letterman last week, which reminded me of this excellent profile from the days before Poop Reading. It's worth reading again, but at the very least it belongs in our archives.—JS
Of course not. And it needs to die a quick, expensive death while there are still unconverted theatres to offer a 2D bailout option.—JS
May 18, 2009
"Chuck" is coming back, as is "Dollhouse." If only they could see their way clear to bring "Life" back, as well... but I guess you can't have everything.—JM
It's pretty simple: if there's Big Lebowski material out there worth reading, we're going to link to it. I hope everybody's cool with that.—BK
"Fringe," I saw a couple of times but don't really watch. "Dollhouse," I've flip-flopped on several times over the course of its short run; right now, I'm a fan.—JM
It should go without saying that you should probably listen to doctors and scientists more. It should.—JM
May 15, 2009
You mean there's a guy out there like me, writing a vicious riposte whenever anyone belittles Pixar? And he's getting paid for it?—JS
May 14, 2009
A few years ago, Bill Simmons and Malcolm Gladwell had an epic email exchange that covered mostly basketball, but also covered anything and everything else. Yesterday, they did it again. This is Part One...—JM
Here's Part Two...—JM
...and here's Part Three.—JM
May 13, 2009
A terrific feature on Woody Allen and Larry David and their collaboration on Allen's Whatever Works. (It's also a review of the film, so while there's nothing specifically spoiler-y, it does include the typical discussion of the plot and characters.)—BK
Dozens of baseball professionals, including ex-A's manager Art Howe, have signed on to play themselves. Even if you don't care about Moneyball, you have to admit this is one of the most fascinating projects out there.—BK
May 12, 2009
God, yes – movie audiences are ruining moviegoing. But is fleeing for the home theatre the answer? Even as I flee, I wish for a better solution.—JS
Interesting – if generous – perspective. I could've handled a lot of the other stuff if Topher had been more like Xander and less like an obnoxious ass.—JS
If nothing else, Star Trek gives us a nice angle to discuss the science of outer space. (Yep, the old "spaceship explosions should be silent" gripe again.)—JS
May 11, 2009
The Onion AV Club talks to one of the greats.—JM
How 30 Rock's storylines have a tendency to embrace a conservative worldview. It's a really interesting observation, even if the writer – understandably – isn't quite sure what to make of it.—BK
May 8, 2009
Because if there's one thing rabid fan bases love, it's unexpected changes to their beloved franchise.
Lots of stuff to cover this week, folks. We've got sports, we've got TV; well... mostly just sports and a little bit of TV.
This trippy, indie space story with Sam Rockwell is shaping up to be one of the year's most interesting films. (Then again, we've seen how often that can go horribly awry...)—JS
Basically a rehash of the brilliant South Park episode, but still entertaining in a furious-blogger sort of way.—JS
May 7, 2009
A link that our own Brandon Kruse put up earlier in the week inspired me to think about who has earned my "lifetime pass." Kevin, Joss, Sarah and Norm: thanks for all the good work.
Nothing groundbreaking here. Still, it's always nice to hear from Judd Apatow.—JM
May 6, 2009
Judging by the rest of this piece, which looks at NBC's plans for the fall schedule (including, ugh, Jay Leno five nights a week), the answer is no. But I'll admit I have a soft spot for Chase, and I'd love to see him make a comeback with his new show Community.—BK
May 4, 2009
As in which entertainers can't fall out of your good graces, even when they deliver a clunker or two. The Coen Brothers, Steve Martin, Albert Brooks, and U2 come to mind for me, and all have tested that status at one point or another.—BK
A talk with Jeff Dowd, the real-life inspiration for The Dude character in The Big Lebowski. If you're not interested in his experiences being a part of the Seattle Seven in the 70s, you can find the Lebowski stuff about halfway down the page.—BK
May 1, 2009
Joe and I don't always agree – as Isaac (Robert Guillaume) said on Sports Night, if you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you. Last Friday was like Isaac Day here at Poop Reading.
My descent into Facebook madness continues unabated...
Apr 30, 2009
You've got your classic "Saturday Night Live" sketches, and then you've got the ones that should have become classics... like this one. Good ol' Norm.—JM
Apr 29, 2009
Wain talks about Role Models, The State DVD, and most intriguing of all, the possibility of a sequel to Wet Hot American Summer.—BK
Apr 28, 2009
We don't get much Tuesday Morning Quarterback between January and August, so I suggest we all get while the getting is good.—JM
Oh, it is on, folks. It is fucking on! (sorry for the swear word, Mom and Matt, but I think even you would agree that sometimes, only the "f"-word will suffice. And this is most certainly one of those times)—JM
Apr 27, 2009
Reminds you that Guest/McKean/Shearer aren't just hysterically funny, they're also pretty good songwriters and musicians. We should probably hate them.—BK
Apr 24, 2009
America's sweethearts say the darndest things.
Gay marriage, Kent Hrbek, and "Chuck."
(this blurb should not be taken to mean that Kent Hrbek is getting gay married to a guy named Chuck. I mean, I haven't specifically heard that he isn't, but, in this particular case, I think we can take the absence of any evidence that he is to mean that he is not)
Observations on fatherhood, the state of the term "nerd," and the author's ongoing gay crush on Jason Statham.—JS
Apr 23, 2009
Please, please, please please please please please watch "Chuck," you guys. It's gotten so good.—JM
The title of the piece says it all; no need for me to try to elucidate.—JM
Apr 22, 2009
Short answer: almost certainly not by the celebrity you sent it to.—BK
Demetri Martin has been cast as Paul DePodesta? Wow. Even if I had dared dream they'd make a Moneyball movie, there's no way I'd have envisioned Steven Soderbergh, Brad Pitt, Steven Zaillian, and Demetri Martin as the team responsible for bringing it to the screen.—BK
Apr 21, 2009
TMQ returns from hibernation with his annual NFL draft column! Rejoice!—JM
A brief, entertaining interview with David Wain about the official announcement of when we can finally hold The State in our hands.—JS
If you like Pac-Man, this'll keep you entertained for quite a while. If you don't, then greetings! How are things in Communist Russia?—JS
Apr 20, 2009
Now we just wait for the Jared Allen quote saying "Yes, yes, this lion is much more frightening. I am now afraid to sack Daunte Culpepper."—MW
It's good to see someone devote some column space to the underappreciated Adsit, though I can't help wishing it was longer and more in-depth.—BK
It sounds like YouTube may prove financially unsustainable. You mean I'll have to burn videos of my daughters to DVD and mail them to my parents, like some sort of caveman?—JM
Apr 17, 2009
How do you get two byline links in the same week here at PoopReading.com? By making at least one of your pieces about Michael Schur, of course.—BK
Apr 15, 2009
How the success of This is Spinal Tap and the mockumentary in general have made it harder for some real documentaries to be taken seriously – particularly a new one about a very Tap-esque band named Anvil.—BK
Apr 13, 2009
This piece was written last summer, but it's just as true now. I don't know what made me think of it; maybe I just wanted to be needlessly provocative.—JM
Yes, it failed to live up to the ridiculously high expectations, and sure, it almost destroyed the Kids in the Hall, but it deserves a little love and the A.V. Club is here to give it.—BK
Apr 10, 2009
It's not exactly a collection of the best and the brightest.
I whine about an obscure baseball urban legend and recommend a show on DVD.
Reflecting on the 10th anniversary of The Matrix. (Which caused me to take a fond, and cringing, look back at my own Matrix Week, coinciding with its 2003 sequel.)—JS
Not updating currently, but among the most poopable things I've ever seen online. Print out a few of these entries whenever you need a quick fix.—JS
Truly chilling outcomes from the smash success of Fast and Furious. This is the year that my mystification at popular movie tastes went from annoyance to outright panic.—JS
Apr 9, 2009
There's almost nothing less funny than a bland recap of a stand-up comedy show, but the comics at this show are so out-of-their-minds hilarious that even this bland recap of a stand-up comedy show is funny. I really could have seen this show, too. Dammit. I should have tried harder (or, indeed, at all) to pull that off.—JM
According to this piece, at least, Howard the Duck isn't as bad as you remember. It's worse.—JM
Apr 8, 2009
You never thought you'd see the day, but after four months it's finally here... I unveil the second of my multi-part series, in which we consider the top TV shows ever set in Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida and Georgia.
Anna Faris was a much-debated omission from this PoopReading column, and since I was the guy who shot her down, my posting of this link will no doubt now cause Jameson's head to explode.—BK
About 15 years ago, Second City in Chicago ran a show that ended with an angry man ranting about consumerism and asking audience members to throw their Blockbuster cards on stage to be cut up. And it almost never failed to yield multiple cards, often tossed with an enthusiasm that seemed cathartic.—BK
Apr 7, 2009
This is the reason I refuse to watch, read, or link to anything Michael Ian Black does.—JS
Okay, this review loses its snarky zing after a while, but I'm pretty sure the ninja is fighting a shark in a water hazard. If you tell your grandchildren about one thing, let it be this.—JS
Apr 6, 2009
An interview with "30 Rock's" Frank, the guy who wears the custom made trucker hats (in character, and in real life). My personal favorite so far? The one that just said "DRAPES."—JM
I feel like this is the stuff we here at PoopReading.com would write, if we here at PoopReading.com wrote stuff like this.—JM
Apr 3, 2009
It's a fine line between cranky old humorist and becoming a real-life version of Grandpa Simpson.
Thoughts on NASCAR (sort of), "Castle" (watch it), and Uncle Ned Packers Fan (I'll explain...)
As a satirical critique of the modern mishmash media culture, it's brilliant. As a serious suggestion, it's ludicrous. If only we could be certain which...—JS
It's not just a stupid promotional gimmick that ruins otherwise good cinema, it's also physically detrimental!—JS
Apr 2, 2009
As if we needed evidence to confirm it, evidence seems to confirm that Republicans are on the receiving end of more – and more bitter – jokes from late night comics.—JM
Apr 1, 2009
I'm of the opinion that this is the best sketch that Mike Myers ever did on SNL. I suspect he also wrote it, though I've never been able to confirm that.—BK
Terrible title, decent profile, but at least there's a quote from Michael Schur. I'm gonna pretend I didn't just hear you say "Who is Michael Schur?"—BK
Mar 31, 2009
Interesting profile of a wacked-out creative genius. Assumes the reader's familiarity with the PBF comic (which is unfortunate, but easy to rectify).—JS
Mar 30, 2009
A profile of comedian Aziz Ansari. I enjoyed his brief stint on Scrubs, and I'm getting the feeling he might emerge as the best thing on the upcoming Parks and Recreation.—BK
I first came across this December 1981 Sports Illustrated profile of Andre the Giant ten years ago or so, and I've read it at least once a year since then. It's one of the more interesting things you'll ever read, and it'll keep you in poop reading for about a week. Enjoy!—JM
Simon Callow (the actor, I can only assume) on a new Charlie Chaplin biography by Simon Louvish.—JM
Mar 27, 2009
Is "meh" a slogan, or more of a corporate statement of purpose?
A sports team with stupid uniforms finally suffers real consequences; plus, trifling thoughts on "American Idol" and "Dollhouse."
It's great to see that my gay crush on RDJ can be equaled – but not exceeded – by that of Kidd, an actual gay man.—JS
Mar 26, 2009
Jim Caple takes a look at what the failures of newspapers, and the corresponding loss of baseball beat writers, means for the fan.—JM
Mar 25, 2009
Why you should be thankful you never got the chance to buy a ticket for Spaceman From Pluto, Take It Like a Man, or Anhedonia.—BK
A pitch-perfect network notes satire that, given the subject matter, features just the right amount of comic restraint.—BK
I think the author is being a little too hard on Con Air (especially compared to Cage's recent offerings), but the rest is spot-on. It feels like that guy I loved so much in Raising Arizona doesn't even exist anymore.—BK
Mar 24, 2009
An interesting point wrapped in a shrill and well-worn package. (With a thorough misunderstanding of Back to the Future as a bonus!)—JS
A.V. Club embraces its own onrushing irrelevance. "Aren't as bad as you think," maybe – but "among the series' best?" Not this jumble of non-actor cameos and lame film/TV spoofs, no way.—JS
Mar 23, 2009
I didn't get to see I Love You, Man this weekend; I had to settle for reading this review. Also, more people apparently decided that they'd rather see Knowing. Which I'm sure is fine, but... come on.—JM
The Sports Guy takes a shot at using sports-style statistical analysis to answer the question: Who is the greatest living actor? (Hat tip, Chris C.)—BK
Mar 20, 2009
No, we're not being paid from the I Love You, Man promotional budget. Just thought I ought to make that clear.—JS
Maybe not among their all-time best, but I've always had a fondness for this sketch (and we've got a lot of years to fill, here; no use wasting all the primo links up front).—JS
Mar 19, 2009
A "kiddie foodie movement?" This can't possibly be a thing, can it?—JM
I've got a VHS copy of Dirty Work, and I personally got it signed by both Norm Macdonald and Artie Lange. I figured I'd mention that now, since opportunities to mention it don't come up all that often.—JM
Mar 18, 2009
As always with these kind of things, you might quibble with the choices, but you can't dispute the greatness of the idea. And man, is that Sports Region tough.—BK
The Catch-22 of all celebrity is that we want to feel like we know these people, but the reality of the circumstances makes that inherently impossible. And the Catch-22 of this profile is that it makes you feel like you know Ben Affleck.—BK
Mar 17, 2009
A quick interview about Friday's I Love You, Man – oh, who am I kidding? This is linked because it mentions Paul Rudd's penis.—JS
Conan's hornymanatee.com and the many sites from How I Met Your Mother (the "William Faulkner of sitcoms!").—JS
A guide to laying out your thoughts like the late genius of the run-on sentence.—JS
Mar 16, 2009
As usual, you have to ignore Stein's annoying penchant for inserting himself into the story, but you'll be rewarded with some nice Rudd details (he went to college with Joe Buck and Jon Hamm?!).—BK
I haven't seen Watchmen, so I can't comment. As the parent of a two-year-old, however, I have seen The Incredibles roughly 9,000 times in the last six months, and I look forward to viewing #9,001.—JM
Mar 13, 2009
I didn't want to like Brand, the whole time he was winning me over in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Since then, despite his style and appearance, he's only grown on me.—JS
Mar 11, 2009
The wonderful Lauren Graham talks about the wonderful Gilmore Girls and other stuff that's just alright.—BK
How writer/director Tony Gilroy (Michael Clayton, Duplicity) works to find new ways to surprise jaded movie audiences.—BK
Mar 10, 2009
The awesomeness of the idea is diminished a little by the author's atrocious spelling.—BK
Unsurprisingly, Silver found it more difficult to predict the votes of fickle, ill-informed Academy members compared to the fickle, ill-informed electorate as a whole.—JS
Mar 9, 2009
Joel Stein writes about the phenomenon of the Adam Carolla podcast. I keep telling you people. I keep telling you...—JM
One of our underappreciated favorites talks about Joss Whedon, comedy, his early soap opera work, and his new ABC show Castle.—BK
Mar 6, 2009
To welcome my second daughter into the world I've got some parenting tips; and for no reason in particular I've got a slight bone to pick with the movie In Bruges.
Mar 5, 2009
It doesn't even matter who Phil is. Everybody should write this list and put it on the internet. But since I'm not going to, here's Phil's.—JM
Adam Carolla's podcast is apparently #1 on iTunes after less than two weeks. I told you people about him, did I not?—JM
Mar 4, 2009
A second look at the project that killed the Mike Myers comedy dynasty. Conclusion: it still stinks.—BK
What does Guitar Hero's popularity mean for the future of rock and roll?—BK
Mar 3, 2009
How iconic pieces of film history end up as expensive collector's items.—BK
Those French people think they're so hot, but you know what? They're not.—JM
Mar 2, 2009
I may be the only person who remembers this Saturday Night Live sketch from 1996, and that includes the people who wrote and performed it. Nevertheless, it deserves to be acknowledged as a classic.—JM
Feb 27, 2009
Strikes and scandals haven't just hurt the game; they've hurt the moviegoing public.
Feb 26, 2009
Family commitments have kept me from writing anything new the last day or two, but I figured I'd put up this oldie but goodie. Not to be immodest, but it might be my favorite thing I've ever written.
Brilliant profile. At times it's a maddening and skittish read, which seems to mirror the experience of spending time with Gervais.—JS
Feb 25, 2009
A Jason Bateman profile that's not very in-depth, but hey, we'll take whatever we can get.—BK
It's exactly the reason you'd expect: music licensing fees. Is there any entertainment medium left that hasn't had run-ins with the music industry over this stuff?—BK
Feb 24, 2009
I loved, loved, loved "The Adam Carolla Show." And now it's gone.
Sixteen films that do exactly what the title implies.—JS
If you're like me, you've always been mildly fascinated by the 18th century English writer Samuel Johnson, but not enough to read an entire book either by or about him. Well, now we're in luck: a Slate.com article about two new Samuel Johnson biographies!—JM
Feb 23, 2009
Plenty of people liveblog the Oscars; you can bet TWoP does it best.—JM
Another sign of 30 Rock's underappreciation: in order to get a nice, long article about the best show on American television, we have to turn to the British.—BK
This year's acting winners seem unlikely to be future candidates for this list (especially since one of them is, you know, dead). If only Mickey Rourke had won...—BK
Feb 20, 2009
Because we'd like to free up time for more awkward, stilted banter between presenters.
If you read Joe's Oscar picks and thought to yourself, "These are entertaining and insightful, but I prefer fewer laughs and more spittle-spewing rants," then you are in luck, my friends!
My Oscars picks column comes to PoopReading.com... and the world will never be the same. Okay, fine; it will. Just go ahead and read this in any case, okay?
Making the case that Conan O'Brien will be great as the new host of The Tonight Show. He will, but the fact that this means we're that much closer to Leno in prime-time is taking some of the fun out of this.—BK
Feb 19, 2009
The fourth of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft gives a taste of rural politics, steamy sexual intrigue, and family secrets with Josh Brolin, Sean Penn, and who else but Angelina Jolie?
The third of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft showcases the comedic talents of Richard Jenkins, Meryl Streep, Brad Pitt and Philip Seymour Hoffman, as Melissa Leo looks on (hey, somebody's got to play the straight man).
To tide you over until tomorrow, when PoopReading.com offers fresh, homegrown Oscar picks, here are some from the indispensable AwardsDaily.com—JM
Having recently viewed it for a second time, I have to agree: it never really got a fair shake.—BK
Feb 18, 2009
The second of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft finds Penélope Cruz, Anne Hathaway and Mickey Rourke in a thriller set in the hot, steamy jungles of Central and South America.
The first of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft brings us Robert Downey, Jr. on a quest for the truth about the 1969 moon landing.
He's abandoning TV for the internet. TV's loss, to be sure.—BK
Feb 17, 2009
Fire. Sliced bread. The automobile. Flight. Landing on the moon. These were some of mankind's greatest achievements. Until now.
The man who predicted last year's election to within a mere percentage point turns his focus to Sunday's Oscars.—JS
You know, if you just read a transcript of the show without watching it, you'd think every contestant was a 4-year-old.—JS
Feb 16, 2009
An oldie but a goodie (though you do need to have at least a passing familiarity with the song).—BK
Lengthy, entertaining profile of comedian Demetri Martin, he of the new Comedy Central smash hit Important Things.—JS
The first of many Oscar-themed links and posts you'll see this week.—BK
Feb 13, 2009
If Alex Rodriguez is the most hated man in sports right now, hockey player Bryan Little of the Atlanta Thrashers should be the most beloved.
A review of Ferrell and McKay's Broadway Bush impersonation sendoff, highlighting the informative power of comedy.—JS
Feb 12, 2009
While everyone debates which movie deserves to win at this year's Oscars, we take a look at who should have won in 2003. Be warned: the Academy's choices don't look any better in the long view.
Wasn't Grover Cleveland fictional? I mean, that name... come on. Put a colon in the middle and you've got the title of a regional Sesame Street spin-off.—BK
Feb 11, 2009
SNL Transcripts always makes for good reading, and this is one of my favorites. It's got the Will Ferrell/Adam McKay stamp all over it, so if you like Anchorman and Step Brothers, you should like this.—BK
Feb 10, 2009
A few months ago, Clint Eastwood basically called our generation a bunch of pussies. Was he right? In there anyone out there who can take up the mantle of Clint, or, for that matter, of Harrison Ford? This piece's title might give you a clue...
Out of all the links we've posted, this one kept a smile on my face the longest.—JS
Excerpts from his book, which everyone should read regardless of interest in show business or comedy, just to learn how his mind works.—JS
I won't say that I agree with every word of this, but at the heart of it, there's an awfully good point.—BK
A computer-generated sci-fi epic with grand ambitions to communicate the perils of war and racism fails to remember the principal rule of filmmaking: Do Not Suck.—JS
Feb 9, 2009
Without giving away any of the titles, I can tell you that it manages to give some love to Albert Brooks, Steve Martin and Pixar, which is enough to win us over.—BK
Feb 6, 2009
Don't say we didn't warn you.
In which I cover reality TV and grammar. And if there are two more compelling subjects out there waiting to be tackled, I'd certainly love to hear what they are... yeah. Thought so.
Letterman's offhand, carefree incisiveness keeps him relevant even when his show isn't always at its best. Why to watch, even if you do so with your finger on the fast-forward button.—JS
My kingdom for an AIDS Wolf/Minus the Bear double bill.—BK
You can quibble about the rankings or the omissions (Bowfinger anyone?), you can complain that you can't get it all on one page, but the fact remains: it's still a chance to spend several minutes of your day reveling in Steve, and that's a wonderful thing.—BK
Feb 5, 2009
Surely the only place to find Jerry Seinfeld, Wilco and Bill Belichick thrown together... that is, until my one-act play gets produced.—BK
Exploring the legal issues surrounding Christian Bale's on-set tirade and bringing new meaning to the phrase "them's fightin' words!"—BK
Feb 4, 2009
The all-too-brief interview touches upon their recent reunion, new projects, and yeah, the whereabouts of those damn DVDs.—BK
David Denby has seen the enemy, and it is this year's Best Picture nominees. (FYI: Contains a few small plot details that might be considered mildly spoilerish.)—BK
Feb 3, 2009
The NFL season isn't really over until Gregg Easterbrook writes his Super Bowl column and hands out the Longest Award in Sports. Enjoy.—JM
Searching for the interview about Phil Connors staying in Punxsutawney for 10 years in Groundhog Day, I found this. Which is also interesting, and reveals the early incubation of The Year One.—JS
WALL-E director Andrew Stanton discusses the animation ghetto, and the trouble with sequels. (Hat tip, AC for the link.)—JS
Feb 2, 2009
In which I take Entertainment Weekly to task, make a hypocrite of myself, and generally rue the continued underappreciation of Albert Brooks.
Number one on their list (and mine): those annoying head-box DVD sets The Simpsons used starting with Season 6.—BK
Jan 30, 2009
If I were able to travel back in time to witness one single event in the history of Earth, it would have been Night 1 of "The State's" reunion show. Please, please, for the love of God, please, put this show out on DVD. I'll do anything. Anything. Well, no... not that. Okay, that.—JM
Why couldn't math have been this awesome when I was growing up?—BK
Jan 29, 2009
I like to think the benefit of the Pink Panther remakes is that at least we get a bunch of Steve features and an appearance on SNL around the release date.—BK
Jan 28, 2009
Newsweek's annual Oscar roundtable is always terrific, and with Robert Downey, Jr. and Mickey Rourke on hand, this one stays plenty interesting.—BK
Jan 27, 2009
There's not much football left this season (i.e., one game), which means there's not much Gregg Easterbook left this season. Read him while you still can!—JM
It seems to take on different forms depending on what people want to project onto it.—JS
Jan 26, 2009
Enough to make the costs of campaigning for one worthwhile.—BK
Jan 23, 2009
I am by no means a pet person, and I don't usually go in for the sentimental "my beloved dog" stuff. But, to paraphrase the great Bill McNeal, you'd have to be a robot not to cry at this.—JM
Good stuff, though sadly the list does not include the time Scooby Doo and the Gang met the Harlem Globetrotters.—BK
A fun and flighty set of varied reactions to yesterday's Oscar announcements. (But he needs to get that cough looked at.)—JS
Jan 21, 2009
I only saw 20; that's what happens when you start having kids, I'm afraid. But, out of those 20, there were surprisingly few dogs. Find out which one I liked best; I'm sure you're just dying to know.
It's less about Obama than it is about the changing ways Hollywood has portrayed black men over the last 50 years; but an interesting read nonetheless.—BK
A nice little piece of satire. But I'm also just fearful enough to believe some of it could eventually come true.—BK
Jan 20, 2009
In which we examine some films that are shoo-ins for Academy Award nominations, and why they shouldn't (necessarily) be.
We originally published this piece back in November, but it seems like a good fit for inauguration day. And, if you haven't read it, it's new to you!
Jan 19, 2009
Of course, answering these questions will create 343 new ones. So be careful what you wish for.—BK
Jan 15, 2009
These people are smart, funny, and hardworking. What do they have to do to get the recognition they deserve? Be smarter, funnier, and hardworkinger?
Co-created by Paul Rudd and Veronica Mars creator Rob Thomas! Featuring Ken Marino! And Jane Lynch! And Martin Starr! With a guest appearance by Enrico Colantoni! It's a veritable stew of underappreciated favorites! But it'll be on Starz. (Wait, I get Starz!)—BK
Will Ferrell and Adam McKay prepare to take Ferrell's Bush impression to Broadway (and HBO! Woo-hoo!) for a one-man show farewell.—BK
Jan 14, 2009
Now that "American Idol" is losing steam and getting desperate, to the point of adding a fourth judge to a panel that's been the same for seven years, I figure this is the perfect time to start writing about it on the internet.
This occupies 60 minutes of ABC's airtime when we could be watching Pushing Daisies. It's enough to make a man don an explosive vest.—JS
Jan 13, 2009
The hilarious New Zealand duo talk about the upcoming season of their HBO series.—BK
The evidence is piled on, so skim liberally, but some powerhouse entries (like Peter Travers's baby-on-baby action) mustn't be missed. (I won't soon forget this instant-classic gem: "Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson are this generation's most engaging on-screen couple.")—JS
An interesting look at the emerging field of photography-as-art-history. Sort of heady, but that's okay once in a while.—JM
The world's best, longest, and least-about-football football column is almost done for the year; don't miss it while it's still around!—JM
Steve Martin turns up in a family home movie shot at Disneyland and starts a correspondence with its auteur. (Steve Martin completists, start around 20:19.)—JS
Jan 12, 2009
The title goes back to "30 Rock"... and, since all that needs to be said about that show's principals has been said already, we take a bit of a look at the episodes written by the man who's written most of the best ones.
A look at movie marketing via a profile of one highly-skilled practitioner of that art. An utterly fascinating and depressing look at the state of modern studio moviemaking.—BK
Jan 9, 2009
Oswalt makes the case for improving this year's award season movies with a little dash of Jason Statham.—JS
Jan 8, 2009
A look at twin failed adaptations of the same Elmore Leonard novel. An entertaining read, even if you haven't seen either film (as I have not).—BK
A compare-and-contrast look at the various methodologies used by spell-check programs in word processing versus online search engines. What's that? It sounds boring? Well... you're boring!—JM
Jan 6, 2009
Some nice details from a career that spanned five decades and, according to IMDB.com, nearly 200 different characters, including the guest spot I'll always remember him for: Colonel Daniel Webster Tucker in a classic April Fool's episode of MASH.—BK
Pretty much what you'd expect – "in my day" this, "kids today are pussies" that – which is to say: awesome.—JM
Jan 5, 2009
I wrote this a few months ago, but it still holds true. Besides, if you haven't read it, it's new to you!
An interview with Bill Lawrence on the eve of the show's revival on ABC.—BK
Meets the minimum acceptable standard by listing Jack Donaghy, then exceeds it by including several Poop Reading favorites from Pushing Daisies, The Office, and How I Met Your Mother.—BK
Jan 2, 2009
Is it possible to burn a time slot? Or feed it to wolves?
A professional athlete and a burgeoning screenwriter. I suppose he also sleeps on a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.—BK
Dec 31, 2008
NewsRadio gets some long-overdue praise from someone other than Entertainment Weekly. (A little video-clip-heavy for our purposes, but you can read around those.)—JS
Dec 30, 2008
Or, How One Bad Decision Cost Sean Connery Hundreds of Millions of Dollars.—BK
Dec 29, 2008
Newly discovered, even though it was written a year ago. You can quibble with the rankings or the omissions (Gil, Dr. Nick Riviera), but anybody who references the Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum-Like Substance gets an A+ in my book.—BK
A look at an artistic tradition that too often veers into laziness and comic absurdity.—BK
Dec 26, 2008
Hindsight isn't always 20/20.
For those of you with new iTunes gift cards burning a hole in your pocket.—BK
In defense of Jason Statham, Counting Crows, and, believe it or not, Boat Trip.—BK
Dec 23, 2008
If you're sick of everyone talking about this movie, this list is sick of you!—JS
Longish, but there are worse people to spend a few extra minutes reading about.—JS
As the last major distributor abandons the format, so goes the final nail into the coffin.—BK
Dec 22, 2008
A look at why the Tom Cruise brand, like the stock market, may be on the verge of collapse.—BK
One day after a gut-wrenching Minnesota Vikings home loss to the Falcons, it's only fitting that we link to a recap of a "HIMYM" episode wherein a plot point involves the mother of all gut-wrenching Minnesota Vikings home losses to the Falcons.—JM
A review of the worst, strangest and funniest band names of the year. With apologies to those of you who are fans of Anal Hearse.—BK
Dec 19, 2008
Hey, they can't all be "Frosty the Snowman" or "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."
Nothing misleading about that title... TWoP looks at their favorite films of 2008. It takes a bit more mouse-clicking than is ideal for our purposes, but it's not that bad.—JM
How the man did his homework and scammed thousands from Press Your Luck. (The guy who beat The Price Is Right this week apparently took the honest route.)—JS
Dec 18, 2008
Part of a series of "What I've Learned" interviews, this one talks with the classic TV funnyman.—BK
Dec 17, 2008
It was probably that evil Gavin MacLeod, or George "Goober" Lindsey.
The Sports Guy writes about The Wrestler, the one Oscar-season movie I'm going to be sure to see.—JM
I once heard someone say that they didn't feel like they'd seen a movie until they read Pauline Kael's review of it. I feel the same way about Linda Holmes, TWoP's former Miss Alli, and "Survivor" episodes.—JM
Dec 16, 2008
Analysis of Jay Leno's frustrating popularity – it's a year old, but bears revisiting in light of recent events.—JS
Dec 15, 2008
Five favorite line readings by Baldwin. It hits on a couple of great ones, but really, this list needs to be much, much longer, and contain at least 50 quotes from 30 Rock.—BK
I have to see this movie. (And unfortunately, you have to click on four different pages to read this article.)—BK
Dec 12, 2008
Continuing our series of movie cliché evaluations: a quick deconstruction of Baz Luhrmann’s Australia.—JS
Highlighting the potential winners among next year's slated releases.—BK
Dec 11, 2008
On Jim Carrey's legacy of characters locked in struggle with the self.—JS
Dec 10, 2008
If there's one thing that we here at Poop Reading can all get behind, it's dumping on Leno. Well played, Chuck Barney.—BK
An odd, fascinating profile of what is either a mid-life crisis or a period of enlightenment for Murray. I can't tell whether to feel pity or be impressed. Don't the Germans have a word that means both?—BK
Dec 9, 2008
In the first of a series, we take a look at Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas and California. And yes, we know there are only 50 states; the District of Columbia has shows, too.
Music is a window into our shared humanity. And our shared humanity wants to get it on.—JS
Lamenting the dearth of originality since the days of Hoosiers and Field of Dreams.—BK
Checking in with Joe's former co-workers from Cheap Seats.—JS
Dec 8, 2008
Everybody's been clamoring for some absurd sketch comedy featuring talking household tools, right? Right?
Overly dour at times, and the writing gets surprisingly slapdash, but if you're as a big a Fey fan as we are, it's a worthwhile read.—BK
Dec 5, 2008
Bill Simmons is back, and so are his "Ramblings." Rejoice, America.—JM
Trey Parker and Matt Stone discuss the ways in which South Park pushes people's buttons.—JS
Dec 4, 2008
I didn't give "How I Met Your Mother" the title of The Best Show on TV, "How I Met Your Mother" took the title by brute force.
I know what you're thinking – "Hey, it's been three whole weeks since you guys last posted a link about The Big Lebowski. What gives?!" Crisis averted, my friends.—BK
Dec 3, 2008
Interesting tales from their collaboration, on the eve of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Pitt's much-anticipated third film with the director.—JS
Because nothing says Christmas like a surprise dinner visit from your boss or stealing the identity of a man you just killed.—BK
Dec 2, 2008
Finally, we get to talk about the ladies. Part One was a regular sausage fest, huh fellas?
Ebert laments the decline of looking at movies as an art form. The crankier he gets, the more I love him.—JS
ESPN changed things up this year, adding drama to the final table and giving the "November Nine" some extra celebrity. But did it make for better poker television?—JS
Dec 1, 2008
These people should have been recognized. Now, finally, in the form of an internet post that almost no one (except you!) is ever going to read, they will be.
It turns out there is a perfect length for a pop song. Any less is a trifle; any more is agony.—JS
Nov 26, 2008
A brief and pleasant Q&A with Jack McBrayer of 30 Rock.—JS
Nov 25, 2008
Where the lesson is: never trust ABC.
An update on the Netflix Prize, the puzzles of computerized recommendation, and the ongoing scourge of Napoleon Dynamite.—JS
One day I will run for president on the platform that Planes, Trains and Automobiles should be mandatory Thanksgiving viewing for all. And I will win in a landslide.—BK
Nov 24, 2008
In a nod to the upcoming release of Valkyrie, a thought-provoking review of previous fictional attempts to rid the world of an evil man.—BK
Richard Lawson attempts to get to the bottom of the success of the pop culture phenomenon that is Twilight. The verdict: pretty much what I would have thought.—JM
Nov 21, 2008
For those of you thinking of applying for the position in the future.
Nov 20, 2008
As we prepare to bid "The Shield" a fond farewell next Tuesday, at last it assumes its rightful place at the top of the television heap.
The word is that Deep Vote is a playful figment of Ebert's imagination, which only makes this better.—JS
Nov 19, 2008
In a train car on a dark night in Sydney, I find out all I will ever need to know about Adelaide. I'm dying to visit someday.
Parker talks about the South Park movie that almost was, and the end of the TV series (though not before 2011, at least).—BK
An involved and fascinating look at the history of suck.com, another in the Internet's history of excellent and now-defunct sites.—JS
Nov 18, 2008
A panel of 179 musicians, journalists, record execs and others produces a massive document. You can argue over the choices, but you can't deny that this is a fine piece of listmaking.—BK
I realize I run the risk of making this site look like a clearinghouse of Lebowski information. There are worse things.—JS
Nov 17, 2008
Highlighting the one moment of cultural relevancy in the history of The Lone Gunmen.—BK
Chronicling the history of dumb, arbitrary Academy Award rules (are there any other kind?) that have bitten people in the ass, a list that apparently now includes the score for The Dark Knight.—BK
Nov 16, 2008
President-elect Obama is as addicted to his BlackBerry as any of us. Will President Obama be able to live without it?—JM
Nov 15, 2008
Technically, they ranked her as the #2 Entertainer of the Year (behind Robert Downey, Jr.). But the point remains: she's pretty awesome.—BK
Nov 13, 2008
A gesture of friendship takes an unexpected turn.
Part one of a two-day mailbag extravaganza from Simmons. Part two comes tomorrow.—JM
Nov 10, 2008
There's definitely a movie in here. Get Will Ferrell on the phone, somebody!—JM
Nov 9, 2008
Harris reasons, with typical insight and aplomb, why a Batman movie might as well be a Best Picture contender.—JS
Nov 7, 2008
Joe said it more succinctly: The Daily Show is very likely to survive Obama's presidency. But in case you're curious why it will, read on.
Nov 6, 2008
The classic list, now with 10% less hate-filled swearing!
The author of "Positively Fifth Street" writes about his 2008 World Series of Poker experience.—JM
Seeing Dan Kois's byline in the previous link, I was reminded of a story he put in an old TWoP recap. It's really short, but, you can pair it with the "Daily Show" piece, and you'll have a nice read. Follow this link, and read the last two paragraphs.—JM
I'm pretty sure it can.—JM
Nov 3, 2008
In defense of an embarrassing buffoon.
Nov 2, 2008
You'll have to forgive me, I'm late to the party on all the 10th anniversary hoopla that went down in September.—BK
How The Big Lebowski became the most worshipped comedy of its generation.—BK
Charting the many parallels between the Santos/Vinick race and the Obama/McCain race. Somewhere John Wells's ego is firing pistols in the air.—BK
Oct 31, 2008
What Emily Post has in common with Rimbaud.—JM
Oct 29, 2008
Jameson, Joe and I have been making this point for years. Way to jump on the bandwagon, L.A. Times!—BK
Oct 28, 2008
I agree with the premise, I disagree with the conclusions. Nonetheless, it's an interesting discussion of modern political satire.—BK
Oct 27, 2008
A few notes about this GQ profile of Jimmy Kimmel: 1) I haven't read it yet, but I'm sure it's good, 2) it's on like 12 different pages, so you'll have to do a lot of clicking, and 3) page 4 seems to be missing as I write this. Still; check it out.—JM
Oct 24, 2008
An interesting (and non-partisan, I promise!) rumination on political marriages that's not the downer that the title would lead you to believe.—JM
I've been sternly warned about posting political links, but what the hell; it's Michael Ian Black. He should get a pass.—JM
Oct 21, 2008
Also known formerly as TWoP's Miss Alli, Linda Holmes gives us some short but sweet "buyer beware" rantings.—JM
Oct 18, 2008
Malcolm Gladwell explores the differences between creative prodigies and late bloomers. Fascinating, and for some of us, reason to hope.—BK
Oct 16, 2008
Splitting lists is for cowards trying to pad out their archives. My archives speak for themselves!
A weird, fascinating and occasionally hilarious profile of Norm Macdonald, done about a year-and-a-half ago. Still makes for good reading, though.—JM
Oct 15, 2008
Last time I said that Part 1 was shows 10 through 5; I lied. It was 10 through 6. If you can bring yourself to trust me this time, I give you shows 5 through 1.
Oct 13, 2008
Oct 12, 2008
The funniest writer in the history of The Simpsons talks about hobo obsessions, cynicism in comedy, and praying for Mojo. From 2004, but still terrific.—BK
Oct 10, 2008
Our "length" meter only goes up to three rolls, but, this Bill Simmons mailbag should keep you busy for an awfully long time.—JM
Oct 9, 2008
Winning another Outstanding Comedy Series Emmy doesn't necessarily signal the end of worrying over ratings.
Oct 8, 2008
It's not actually a drinking game. But still.
You should probably just read everything Michael Ian Black puts on the internet.—JM
Oct 7, 2008
Shows 10 through 5... the other half of the list is coming soon.
Oct 2, 2008
One of the internet's few absolute must-reads, Bill Simmons breaks down the "Karate Kid" trilogy in a post that resonates every bit as much today as it did when he wrote it six years ago.—JM
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