May 18, 2012

The Cannes International Film Festival, an annual event held in Cannes, France and largely considered to be the most prestigious film festival in the world, opened this week. And while most of the attention is given to the movies in competition for the Palme D'Or, the award given to the director of the best feature film, there are always a few titles that seem oddly out of place...

Least Popular Films at the Cannes Film Festival

The Tree of Life 2: Treepocalypse (Brandon)

Ernest Saves Vichy France (Jameson)

National Lampoon's Boob University (Joe)

Takin' It In the Cannes (Matt)

Ke$ha: Live in FranĀ¢e (Tenessa)

Cyrano de BergerBlack (Brandon)

Night at Gratuitous Explosion Manor (Jameson)

What Languages Various Countries Would Be Speaking Right Now If It Weren't For the Good Ol' U. S. of A. (Joe)

Beaver Renegades: Hot Pussuit (Matt)

Jerry Lewis Soberly Discusses His Long History of Medical Ailments (Brandon)

Parcheesi: The Motion Picture (Jameson)

Houseboat Party Island 4 (Matt)

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Snooki (Joe)

You're Jamaican Me Crazy, Sista! (Matt)

Glenn Beck's Real History of Europe (Brandon)

Sideboob: 3D (Jameson)

Drag Race Race Racers (Matt)

Jackass VII: In the Butt (Tenessa)

A Midsummer Night's Dream... of Tits! (Brandon)

Mars 2025: The Robottening (Jameson)

Seven Samurai and a Baby (Matt)

MadagasCars (DreamWorks and Pixar having decided to combine their two most annoying kids franchises) (Joe)

Night at the Museum: Oh My God, Look What the Monkey Did to the Louvre (Brandon)

The Twilight Saga: AP Calculus Exam (Jameson)

E.T.: Extra Testicle (Matt)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons

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