POOP READING

Jun 2, 2017

Possible True Meanings of the Word "Covfefe"

Trump really does have all the best words!

May 19, 2017

Things Trump Could Do at This Point That Would Not Shock Anyone

He really is the Lindsay Lohan of presidents.

May 12, 2017

Real Reasons Trump Fired James Comey

Oh, come on, it's not like only one other president in U.S. history had ever fired the director of the FBI before!

Apr 28, 2017

Less Publicized Accomplishments From Trump's First 100 Days in Office

Look, 100 days is really only enough time to make America subpar again.

Apr 14, 2017

Lesser-Known Taxes and Tax Loopholes

So, it turns out besting an IRS agent in a game of chess is not a way to get out of paying your taxes.

Mar 24, 2017

Fake Hints from Heloise

For God's sake, stay away from the fake horoscopes. You do not want to go around thinking "someone close to you will make a financial decision" when they really won't!

Mar 17, 2017

Lesser-Known Provisions of the American Health Care Act

Putting the "care" in "We don't care"!

Mar 3, 2017

College Courses or Sizzler Menu Items

It's an all-you-can-learn buffet!

Feb 17, 2017

Other Secrets General Flynn Shared with the Russians

Loose lips sink presidential administrations. (Fingers crossed!)

Jan 20, 2017

Additional Slogans for the Trump Administration

Is America great again yet?

Nov 11, 2016

Surprising Moments from the 2016 Election That May Not Have Actually Happened

Better to remember what didn't happen while we try to forget what did.

Oct 14, 2016

Other Things Guys Talk About in the Locker Room

Ehh, most of it's about The Hurt Locker, or how much they enjoy shopping at Foot Locker.

Sep 23, 2016

Other Candies More Dangerous Than a Bowl of Skittles

But less dangerous than a snifter of Bugles.

Sep 2, 2016

Corrections the New York Times Would Like to Make

All the News That's Fit to Misprint.

Aug 19, 2016

Other Ways That the Trump Campaign Is Shaking Things Up

Making America Even Greater Again Again!

Jul 29, 2016

Other Ways the DNC Is Different from the RNC

Full disclosure: many of these jokes were written by Michelle Obama in 2008.

Jun 17, 2016

Things That Will Get You Banned by Donald Trump

Also serves as a handy to-do list!

Mar 4, 2016

Ways the Republican Party Plans to Stop Donald Trump

Reality is starting to sink in for the Party of Lincoln.

Feb 12, 2016

Little-Known Facts About Bernie Sanders

Looks like the skeletons are out of the closet– oh wait, that's just Bernie.

Jan 22, 2016

Other Things Sarah Palin Endorses

She still draws the line at putting lipstick on a pig though. Gotta have standards.

Nov 13, 2015

Things Overheard During a Time-Travel-Aided Confrontation Between Jeb Bush and Baby Hitler

It's the Look Who's TalkingInglorious Basterds crossover no one's been waiting for!

Oct 23, 2015

Other Demands Made By Paul Ryan

Yeah, not like that stupid John Boehner, always asking politely.

Jul 17, 2015

Surprises Found in Donald Trump's Personal Financial Disclosure Form

You can't spell "Donald Trump's Money" without "Moody nuns trampled"!

Jul 3, 2015

Other Questions Hippies Are Being Besieged with in the Wake of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's Dissent

In the event you cannot find a hippie, please consult your nearest trainyard hobo.

May 29, 2015

Little-Known Facts About the 2016 Republican Presidential Candidates

And knowing is half the battle! (The other half being trying not to shoot yourself in the face as you sit through 17 months of political campaigning.)

Apr 17, 2015

Pros and Cons of Becoming the First First Gentleman in White House History

Why has it taken so long to get a man in the White House?

Oct 3, 2014

Other Things the Secret Service Would Like to Clear Up Regarding the White House Intruder

We are shocked that an organization with the word "secret" in its title would be less than forthcoming with information!

Aug 8, 2014

Rejected Titles for George W. Bush's Book About George H.W. Bush

Any book in your hand is worth two from George W. Bush.

Jul 4, 2014

Other Ways Corporations Are Like People

Hey, and look! That duck is just like an urban municipality!

Apr 4, 2014

Vladimir Putin Turn-Ons

In Soviet Russia, Vladimir Putin turns on YOU! (Seriously though, he will betray and imprison you.)

Mar 14, 2014

Other Behavior That Is Considered "Unpresidential"

Better get it all out of your system when you're a Congressman or Governor.

Jan 31, 2014

Unusual Promises Made by President Obama During the State of the Union Address

Come on, he's not going to waste his A material on a free TV special.

Jan 10, 2014

Memorable Moments from 2013 That May Not Have Actually Happened

Sorry, we were busy looking at our phones.

Dec 26, 2013

Best of Baron von Funny: October-November 2012

From bad Halloween costumes to the 2012 election to the new Star Wars movies (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Nov 8, 2013

Signs That Your City's Mayor Might Be Smoking Crack

And you were worried about Anthony Weiner's penis.

Nov 6, 2013

Best of Baron von Funny: August-September 2012

From Bigfoot to rejected TV pilots to Invisible Obama (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Oct 4, 2013

Additional Demands of the GOP "Suicide Caucus"

We object to the term "Suicide Caucus", when you could have said "Put Myself to Sleep Caucus".

Sep 27, 2013

Lesser-Known Provisions of the Affordable Care Act

Confusing enough to ensure that the uninsured don't feel so sure about their insurance.

Aug 14, 2013

Best of Baron von Funny: June-July 2012

From unpopular superheroes to Mitt Romney's tax returns to the Octomom porn film (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Aug 9, 2013

Other Things That Are Causing Tension Between Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin

Let's just hope no one serves them a single Eggo waffle.

Jul 26, 2013

Pseudonyms Anthony Weiner Considered Before Choosing "Carlos Danger"

Because you want to make sure the fake name you use for anonymous internet sex reflects the ideas and values of your political campaign.

Jun 21, 2013

Other Things Rep. Michael Burgess Has Seen a Fetus Do

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me." "The baby looked at you?"

Jun 14, 2013

Surprising Things the NSA Has Learned from Spying on Americans

It's enough to put you off eavesdropping forever.

Jun 5, 2013

Best of Baron von Funny: April-May 2012

From lesser-known diseases to the Secret Service scandal to the Cannes film festival (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

May 31, 2013

Additional "Facts" Michele Bachmann Would Like You to Know Before She Leaves Office

The extra N in Bachmann is for "nowledge"!

May 17, 2013

Headlines That Less Mature New York City Newspaper Editors Could Run During an Anthony Weiner Mayoral Campaign

Weiner is the gift that keeps on giving.

Apr 12, 2013

Surprising Proposals in President Obama's New Budget Plan

Gotta spend money to make money... unless you decide to just literally make more money.

Apr 5, 2013

Other Alarming Things Kim Jong-un Has Done Lately

Like insane father, like insane son.

Mar 1, 2013

Additional Ways Sequestration Will Cut Federal Spending

You can't spell "federal sequestration" without "fear eloquent disaster"!

Feb 6, 2013

Best of Baron von Funny: December 2011-January 2012

From Black Friday to holiday wish lists to Rick Santorum (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Jan 4, 2013

Memorable Moments from 2012 That May Not Have Actually Happened

It's possible we were drinking at the time.

Dec 19, 2012

Best of Baron von Funny: October-November 2011

From Herman Cain to Broadway shows to inappropriate Halloween costumes (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Nov 30, 2012

Other Names Considered Before Settling on the Term "Fiscal Cliff"

It's important that we all agree on the term we're going to mutter under our breath later when we're forced to eat pigeons while living in our shantytown.

Nov 14, 2012

Stray Penises and Politicos

Nov 9, 2012

Surprising Moments from the 2012 Election That May Not Have Actually Happened

We can really only remember about 47% of it.

The Distress of the Privileged

Nov 2, 2012

To "Predict" Nate Silver’s Future, Look to the More Enlightened Sports World

Oct 23, 2012

A College That Should Be Disbanded

Oct 19, 2012

Other Things Undecided Voters Can't Decide

To be, or not to be... can they get back to you on that?

Oct 10, 2012

Best of Baron von Funny: August-September 2011

From the U.S. credit downgrade to the NBA lockout to the HPV vaccine (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Oct 9, 2012

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Oct 8, 2012

Without Voting, Noncitizens Could Swing the Election For Obama

Oct 5, 2012

Things Overheard at the First Presidential Debate

Now with 20% more quiet snickering about the use of the word "rebuttal"!

Oct 1, 2012

Obama's Way

Sep 20, 2012

Sam Harris On the Freedom To Offend an Imaginary God

Sep 7, 2012

Other Things That Can Be Attributed to Invisible Obama

But will he meet his match in Ultra-Visible Romney?

Sep 6, 2012

The Marriage Problem That Comes Every Four Years

Sep 4, 2012

How should journalists navigate post-truth politics?

Aug 24, 2012

Other "Facts" Rep. Todd Akin Would Like to Share With You

Aug 22, 2012

I'm Right, You're Wrong and Other Political Truths

Aug 17, 2012

Little-Known Facts About Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Paul Ryan

Because we demand to know everything there is to know about a guy we never heard of a week ago!

Aug 6, 2012

Best of Baron von Funny: June-July 2011

From the GOP candidates to unpopular cereals to the debt ceiling (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Jul 27, 2012

Secrets Hidden in Mitt Romney's Unreleased Tax Returns

Let he who is without millions in income being exempted through the use of dozens of loopholes cast the first stone.

Jul 17, 2012

Two Classes In America, Divided By "I Do"

Jul 16, 2012

10 Things Most Americans Don't Know about America

Jun 29, 2012

Signs That Your City Is Going Bankrupt

You never should have built it on rock n' roll.

Jun 8, 2012

Signs That Americans' Heads Are Growing Too Large

Damn that Mr. Burns and his Brain & Nerve Tonic!

Jun 6, 2012

On U.S. car license plates, DAMNIML8 is OK, TOILET is not

May 30, 2012

Best of Baron von Funny: April-May 2011

From the Rapture to bad prom themes to the Royal Wedding (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

May 10, 2012

Mitt Romney’s Prep School Classmates Recall Pranks, But Also Troubling Incidents

May 4, 2012

Other "Oops Moments" Rick Perry Says God Will Forgive

But if you hang toilet paper in the improper underhand fashion, you're on your own.

Apr 20, 2012

New Mottos for the U.S. Secret Service

Ask not what your country can do for you; ask who you can do for your country.

Mar 29, 2012

A Message From a Republican Meteorologist on Climate Change

Mar 28, 2012

Best of Baron von Funny: February-March 2011

From Charlie Sheen to St. Patrick's Day drinking to the 2010 U.S. Census (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Mar 23, 2012

Please Stop Apologizing

Mar 12, 2012

Daylight saving time – still mostly a scam

Mar 9, 2012

The U.S. Government Is Too Big to Succeed

Feb 16, 2012

Funbag

Feb 3, 2012

The Accidental Rebranding of Komen for the Cure

Feb 1, 2012

Best of Baron von Funny: December 2010-January 2011

From Derek Jeter's contract to Santa's naughty list to New Year's resolutions (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Jan 27, 2012

Surprising Moments From President Obama's State of the Union Address

You can't spell "State of the Union" without "uneaten fish toot."

President John Tyler's Grandchildren Still Alive

Jan 20, 2012

I hope SOPA passes.

Jan 6, 2012

Signs That Rick Santorum's Strong Showing in Iowa Is Going to His Head

Looks like someone's drunk on power... and significant amounts of homemade corn liquor.

Jan 4, 2012

Google, Amazon, Facebook, and Twitter considering "nuclear option" to protest SOPA

Dec 30, 2011

Memorable Moments from 2011 That May Not Have Actually Happened

Remembering the year that wasn't.

Dec 16, 2011

Trial of the Will

Dec 14, 2011

Best of Baron von Funny: October-November 2010

From celebrity products to George W. Bush's memoir to the trapped Chilean miners (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Dec 8, 2011

$56 Billion Later, Airport Security Is Junk

Nov 28, 2011

When Did the GOP Lose Touch With Reality?

Nov 17, 2011

To Increase Jobs, Increase Economic Freedom

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Americans

Nov 4, 2011

Herman Cain Pickup Lines or Things People Might Say in a Restaurant

Once you go black, you'll need to sign a binding non-disclosure agreement.

Nov 3, 2011

The Birth Control Solution

Oct 11, 2011

The Geniuses We'll Never Know

Oct 7, 2011

Things Republicans Are Willing to Do If It Will Help Them Avoid Having Mitt Romney as Their 2012 Nominee

Looks like somebody poo-pooed the idea of Thaddeus McCotter a little too hastily.

Oct 5, 2011

Best of Baron von Funny: August-September 2010

From Glenn Beck University to the fall TV season to the Ground Zero mosque debate (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Sep 26, 2011

Going Postal

Sep 15, 2011

The GOP War on Voting

Sep 2, 2011

"Don't Ask Don't Tell": Exclusive Interviews with Gay Servicemen

Aug 25, 2011

The Billionaire King of Techtopia

Aug 19, 2011

Special Features of Ground Force One

Go Ground Force and leave the driving to POTUS!

Why Did Japan Surrender?

Aug 16, 2011

Take a Stroll with Rob Delaney: A Voter's Guide

Aug 15, 2011

No Plans for 2013, but an Actor Seems Focused on the Mayor’s Office

Aug 12, 2011

New Mottos for the U.S. in Light of the Credit Downgrade

A downgrade is just an upgrade turned upside down!

Aug 5, 2011

A Method to Republican "Madness"

I'm rich; tax me more

Jul 29, 2011

The Professor and the Pornographer

Jul 28, 2011

The Left-Leaning Tower

Jul 27, 2011

Best of Baron von Funny: June-July 2010

From Mel Gibson to the Russian Spies to the vuvuzela (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Jul 26, 2011

The Mother of All No-Brainers

Jul 22, 2011

Things That Might Happen if the U.S. Fails to Solve Its Debt Ceiling Crisis

"Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?" "Mmm, yes I would, Kent."

An Investment Manager's View of the Top 1%

Employer-Employee Relationship Outdated

Jul 15, 2011

Michele Bachmann's Holy War

Jul 12, 2011

We're No. 1: Lady Gaga's Born This Way

Jul 7, 2011

"But who versus? Who are we doing it versus?"

Jun 17, 2011

Little-Known Facts About the GOP Presidential Candidates

The more you know, the less you understand.

Jun 16, 2011

So, Cricket? Maybe?

Jun 10, 2011

Other Reasons for Sending Someone a Picture of Your Cock

It should be noted that ladies never need a reason to show us their boobs.

May 27, 2011

The Science of Why We Don't Believe Science

May 26, 2011

Dead Kids Make Bad Laws

May 24, 2011

Revenge of the Squares in North Dakota

May 19, 2011

Behind Arnold's Deception

May 18, 2011

Best of Baron von Funny: April-May 2010

From the BP disaster to the NASCAR Hall of Fame to the season finale of Lost (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

May 12, 2011

Why "South Park's" Trey Parker and Matt Stone Now Say It's "Wrong" To Offend

May 10, 2011

The Mark of Kane

May 6, 2011

Unfinished Items on Osama bin Laden's Bucket List

Get out there and live life, because you never know when you might get shot in the face by Navy SEALs while hiding out in your secret, fortified compound in Pakistan.

May 5, 2011

Schadenfreude For the Non-Believer

May 3, 2011

The RICH Economy

Apr 27, 2011

Hate Thy Neighbor

Apr 22, 2011

Things to Look Forward to in a Trump Presidency

Be careful what you vote for.

Donald Trump: Magnificent Bastard

Apr 21, 2011

Lower the Drinking Age For Everyone

Beware the In-Laws

Apr 14, 2011

All He Wanted: Chris Kanyon's Doomed Quest To Be Wrestling's First Openly Gay Star

Finland's Educational Success? The Anti-Tiger Mother Approach

Apr 8, 2011

New Slogans for the Obama Reelection Campaign

You can't spell "reelect Obama" without "acrobat melee."

Apr 7, 2011

The Human Brain: Turning Our Minds To the Law

Apr 6, 2011

How Dumb Are We?

Mar 30, 2011

Best of Baron von Funny: February-March 2010

From the Winter Olympics to Joe Biden to the Toyota recall (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Mar 29, 2011

Tim Pawlenty: Can a Placebo Win the Presidency?

Mar 25, 2011

Other Surprising Facts Found in the 2010 U.S. Census Data

Well, other than the fact that there sure are a lot of people with the last name Jablome.

Mar 17, 2011

Three Famous Alums From All 68 NCAA Tournament Teams

Feb 25, 2011

Oscar Picks 2011!

I'll be honest: these won't be as good as last year's. Last year I won the Oscar pool. This year? Just hoping to finish in the top half. Still, read on. Like you've got anything better to do...

Feb 18, 2011

Things Americans Were Paying Attention To While That Whole Egypt Thing Was Going On

In our defense, we're used to learning about Egypt's past. Who knew they had stuff worth paying attention to in the present?

Feb 17, 2011

For 2012, GOP's Best Hope May Be Losing

Feb 9, 2011

Best of Baron von Funny: December 2009-January 2010

From Tiger Woods to Avatar to the NBC late night fiasco (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Feb 8, 2011

Fight for Libraries as You Do for Freedom

Feb 4, 2011

How to Tax the Rich

Jan 20, 2011

59 Famous People Who Died Before Age 40

The Incredible Shrinking Sound Bite

Jan 13, 2011

Can Tim Pawlenty Light a Fire With Republicans?

Jan 11, 2011

The Cloudy Logic of 'Political' Shootings

Jan 7, 2011

Memorable Moments from 2010 That May Not Have Actually Happened

It was the best of fictitious times, it was the worst of fictitious times.

Dec 31, 2010

The Loophole Artist

Dec 29, 2010

50 Amazing Facts for Our 50th Issue

Dec 17, 2010

Pros and Cons of Being Time Magazine's Person of the Year

If a meaningless award is given out by a dying industry, does it still make a sound?

A Bayesian Take on Julian Assange

Dec 16, 2010

Needed: An Economics For Grownups

Dec 3, 2010

A Waste of Money and Time

Dec 2, 2010

Talking Tough and Drawing Viewers, Christie Is a YouTube Star

Waste Land: The Pentagon's Nearly Unprecedented, Wildly Irrational Spending Binge

Dec 1, 2010

Best of Baron von Funny: October-November 2009

From the Balloon Boy to distracted driving to the Sarah Palin memoir (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Nov 26, 2010

Other Things the Pope Says It's Okay to Do Now

Best papal decrees EVER.

Where I draw the line

Nov 25, 2010

The 9 Manliest Names in the World

Nov 19, 2010

TSA to investigate body scan resister

News Flash: Deadly Terrorism Existed Before 9/11

Nov 18, 2010

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Nov 15, 2010

Sweet Action: 8 Big Bets Made by Famous People

Nov 12, 2010

Surprises Found in the New George W. Bush Memoir

Guaranteed to catch you more off guard than a Category 5 hurricane in the Gulf.

Nov 11, 2010

Inside the Christie Bubble: Jersey Peers Take Denials With a Grain of Salt

Nov 9, 2010

Democrats didn't lose the battle of 2010. They won it.

Nov 5, 2010

Ways the Democrats Plan to Win Back the American Public

Have they even tried standing outside the American public's window holding a boom box that's playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes"?

For the First Time, the TSA Meets Resistance

Nov 4, 2010

San Francisco Bans Happy Meals

Nov 2, 2010

Breathless Myths and Stodgy Realities of the 2010 Election

Oct 28, 2010

The Republic of Paperwork

Sep 28, 2010

First, Bash the Teachers

Small Change: Why the Revolution Will Not Be Tweeted

Sep 23, 2010

America's One-Child Policy

Sep 22, 2010

Comic Timing

Sep 9, 2010

Fans' Guide to NFL Labor Battle

Sep 8, 2010

A Niche of the Unreal in a World of Credulity

Sep 3, 2010

Additional Courses to Be Offered at Glenn Beck University

Before applying, just make sure you have a safety school, like O'Reilly Tech, Hannity College, or Dartmouth.

Aug 31, 2010

This Is Not a Recovery

Aug 24, 2010

Power Couple

Aug 20, 2010

Other Construction Projects Deemed Too Inappropriate to Be Allowed Within Five Blocks of Ground Zero

If you build it, they will scrum.

Aug 12, 2010

Outraged Moms, Trashy Daughters

Aug 10, 2010

Internet neutrality: Verizon, Google, and the Woody Allen problem

Aug 4, 2010

12 Star-Powered College Roommates

Aug 3, 2010

Million-Dollar Murray

Jul 30, 2010

Other Things Obama Fears Will Be WikiLeaked

Loose lips, now at your fingertips!

Jul 28, 2010

Best of Baron von Funny: June-July 2009

From Sarah Palin to rejected Jeopardy! categories to the Congressional health care bill (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Jul 16, 2010

American Secrets Discovered by the Russian Spies

No, even they don't understand why Two and a Half Men is so popular.

Jul 8, 2010

Vegans and the Quest For Purity

Jul 2, 2010

Reasons the Founding Fathers Hate Our Stupid Guts

And this after we've spent all these years celebrating their accomplishments by eating hot dogs and blowing stuff up.

Jul 1, 2010

The Openness Elixir

Jun 25, 2010

New Slogans for BP

Because if there's one thing slicker than oil, it's good spin doctoring.

Jun 17, 2010

Pandora's Briefcase

Jun 15, 2010

Why Americans Just Won't Buy Into Soccer

Like with most things, I'm naturally inclined to blame Clinton and hippies. But in this instance, try as I might, I couldn't find a way to blame Clinton.

No Secrets

Jun 10, 2010

Unknown Senate Candidate in SC Faces Felony Charge

Jun 4, 2010

Why Obama Should Put BP Under Temporary Receivership

Jun 3, 2010

Not Dead Yet

Jun 1, 2010

Female Sheriffs of Wall Street

May 20, 2010

Searching For Jesus In the Gospels

May 19, 2010

Best of Baron von Funny: April-May 2009

From Somali pirates to the new Star Trek movie to Obama's first 100 days in office (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

May 14, 2010

Do 'Family Values' Weaken Families?

May 11, 2010

Tax the Hell Out of Wall Street and Give it to Main Street

May 4, 2010

If the TSA Were Running New York

Leno at the White House Correspondents' Dinner: He's No Obama

Apr 29, 2010

Employees Fired For Pursuing Alleged Shoplifter

Why Reporters Are Down on President Obama

Apr 16, 2010

Things That John Paul Stevens Will Miss About Being a Supreme Court Justice

Sure, there's the job security, the power, the prestige... but what about the really important stuff?

Apr 8, 2010

The Gods of the Copybook Headings

Mar 26, 2010

Additional Gaffes Made by Joe Biden

He who gaffes last, gaffes best.

Mar 24, 2010

Best of Baron von Funny: February-March 2009

From March Madness to unwanted Barbie dolls to Christian Bale's profane tirade (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Mar 19, 2010

In Defense of Deficits

Mar 8, 2010

We the Problem

Mar 4, 2010

Out of the West: Clint Eastwood's Shifting Landscape

Feb 25, 2010

Crystal Mangum's Return to Court

Feb 23, 2010

Terrorism Derangement Syndrome

Feb 12, 2010

Other Things Sarah Palin Has Written on Her Hand

Still, a note on her hand beats two on George Bush.

Feb 11, 2010

Obama's "Stupid" Jab at Vegas

Jan 28, 2010

What Makes a Great Teacher?

Jan 26, 2010

On the Jury, Gene Weingarten Didn't Believe the D.C. Police's Eyes

Obama's Get Goldman Plan

Jan 22, 2010

Mistakes Made by Martha Coakley in the Massachusetts Senate Campaign

You can't spell "Democratic Party" without "tired crap."

Jan 20, 2010

How Team Coco Channels Our Great Recession Anger

Jan 18, 2010

The Conservative Case for Gay Marriage

Jan 14, 2010

Mr. Smith Rewrites the Constitution

Jan 13, 2010

Best of Baron von Funny: December 2008-January 2009

From Rod Blagojevich to unpopular holiday stories to the auto bailout (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Jan 11, 2010

Saint Elizabeth and the Ego Monster

Jan 8, 2010

Memorable Moments from 2009 That May Not Have Actually Happened

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to make a bunch of shit up.

Dec 17, 2009

The Noughties: A Fond(ish) Farewell

Dec 14, 2009

Why You Can't Stop Gay Marriage and Marijuana

Dec 9, 2009

League of Nations

Dec 4, 2009

The "Palinization" of Palin

Dec 3, 2009

Making Marriage Last: Right Activist Seeks To Ban Calif. Divorce

Dec 1, 2009

The Great Climate Change Scandal

The Puzzle of Boys

Nov 25, 2009

Yes, She Can: Palin Has a Shot at the Presidency

Nov 24, 2009

A.V. Club Interview: Steven D. Levitt

Nov 20, 2009

Surprises Found in the New Sarah Palin Memoir

Looks like someone's "going rogue" on herself.

Nov 18, 2009

Best of Baron von Funny: October-November 2008

From the presidential election to the explosion of the iPhone to the futility of the Detroit Lions (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Nov 17, 2009

Unheavenly Host

Oct 28, 2009

The End Game of Bobby Fischer

Freaked Out Over "SuperFreakonomics"

Oct 26, 2009

End State: Is California Finished?

Oct 22, 2009

What Poker Can Teach Us

"Eating the Dinosaur": Football

Oct 16, 2009

Underqualified for the Overrated

Petulance and the Prize

Oct 15, 2009

What Torture Never Told Us

1-800-Political-Venom

Oct 13, 2009

Decline Is a Choice

Oct 12, 2009

Obama Becomes Japan's English Teacher

Oct 8, 2009

My Conversations With a Gay Pro Athlete

Who Killed California?

Sep 25, 2009

Game Brain

Sep 22, 2009

The Case for Killing Granny

Sep 16, 2009

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Sep 3, 2009

The Rubber Room

Sep 2, 2009

A Radical Solution to End the Drug War: Legalize Everything

Aug 27, 2009

Mike's Top Ten TV Shows of the 2008-2009 Season

Time to lay the hammer down, bitches!

Aug 26, 2009

Ted Kennedy: What I've Learned

Aug 25, 2009

"Death Panels" - A Most Excellent Term

Status-Quo Anxiety

Aug 20, 2009

Yale Surrenders

Aug 13, 2009

The Whole Foods Alternative To ObamaCare

Are Liberals Seceding From Sanity?

Aug 6, 2009

If Barack Obama is Spock, Sarah Palin is Kirk

Legalized Sports Betting is Inevitable

Aug 5, 2009

The Courthouse Ring

A Last Word on the Beer Summit

Aug 3, 2009

Held Hostage in North Korea

Jul 31, 2009

Other Ideas Considered to Resolve the Gates-Crowley Dispute

After all, it's not like the White House has better ways to be spending its time and resources.

A Beer with Obama

A Man's Home Is His Constitutional Castle

Jul 29, 2009

The "President" Has Some Explaining To Do

Other than the mountains of irrefutable evidence that Barack Obama is a natural born United States citizen, what evidence do we actually have that Barack Obama is a natural born United States citizen? One patriot dares to ask the tough questions...

Jul 24, 2009

Recent Additions to the Congressional Health Care Bills

Your tax dollars hard at work!

Jul 23, 2009

XXXL: Why Are We So Fat?

Jul 16, 2009

As American As... Cricket

Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature

Jul 14, 2009

The Glorious Third

Jul 13, 2009

The Patriot's Guide to Legalization

Jul 10, 2009

Ways That Al Franken Can Make Up For Lost Time

Preferably without resorting to using a DeLorean modified by an eccentric scientist to travel back to a period several years before he was born.

Jul 9, 2009

Good Enough, Smart Enough: Why Al Franken Will Be a Superlative Senator

Jun 29, 2009

Let's Burst the Bubble

Sex Americana

Jun 25, 2009

Sanford Thinks Adultery is Wrong (If Clinton Does It)

Heartless: The Disturbing Glee at Mark Sanford's Downfall

Jun 23, 2009

Reagan Was Wrong

Jun 22, 2009

California Has No Money and Few Options

Playboy Interview: Alec Baldwin

Jun 19, 2009

Other Things Sarah Palin Is Now Demanding an Apology For

Up to, but not yet including, this list.

Jun 16, 2009

Palin Can't Outsmart Letterman

Jun 12, 2009

With Apologies to the Palins

David Letterman isn't the only one who has some explaining to do.

Jun 11, 2009

The Early Jobs of 13 Political Icons

Can Right-Wing Hate Talk Lead To Murder?

Jun 10, 2009

A Note From Stephen Colbert

Jun 5, 2009

Less Prestigious 300 Clubs

Sometimes membership does not have its privileges.

Jun 2, 2009

Goodbye, GM

Jun 1, 2009

Dear Pixar, From All The Girls With Band-Aids On Their Knees

May 25, 2009

They Died For You: 10 Things Americans Should Know About World War II

May 22, 2009

The Ten Biggest Non-Sports Upsets of the Last 25 (or so) Years, Part I

Jesse "The Body" Ventura over real gubernatorial candidates, "American Idol's" Kris Allen over everyone else, VHS over Beta, and more...

May 21, 2009

Obama Loses His "Cool"

May 11, 2009

I Want to GOP to There

May 7, 2009

The Internet Saved My Tongue: How I Beat Canada's "Human Rights" Censors

May 5, 2009

Justice Cincinnatus

May 4, 2009

An Appreciation of Jack Kemp

Ten Years After Lebowski, the Real Dude Still Abides

May 1, 2009

Less Publicized Accomplishments From Obama's First 100 Days in Office

If an accomplishment happens in the forest and no one is around to witness it, does Obama still get credit for it?

Allow Me to Retort

Joe and I don't always agree – as Isaac (Robert Guillaume) said on Sports Night, if you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you. Last Friday was like Isaac Day here at Poop Reading.

A Brief History of the 'F' Word

Going Postal

Apr 30, 2009

Justice Stevens Renders An Opinion On Who Wrote Shakespeare's Plays

Apr 28, 2009

Straight Man

Apr 24, 2009

The Weekly Log, 4/24/09

Gay marriage, Kent Hrbek, and "Chuck."

(this blurb should not be taken to mean that Kent Hrbek is getting gay married to a guy named Chuck. I mean, I haven't specifically heard that he isn't, but, in this particular case, I think we can take the absence of any evidence that he is to mean that he is not)

Apr 21, 2009

The NFL Draft Must Be Mocked

Thoughts on Pot vs. Alcohol from a Former Police Chief

Apr 20, 2009

The Hundredth Senator

Apr 16, 2009

Wall Street On the Tundra

A Threat In Title IX

A Team That Chose Principles Over Gold Medals

Apr 13, 2009

Olympian Political Correctness

Apr 10, 2009

Other Celebrities Who Will Be Joining the Obama Administration

It's not exactly a collection of the best and the brightest.

Apr 6, 2009

Why Legalizing Marijuana Makes Sense

Apr 2, 2009

Are You Laughing Now?

Mar 23, 2009

The Folly of the "Hundred Days"

Mar 19, 2009

How Jon Stewart Went Bad

Mar 16, 2009

Watching Stewart-v-Cramer With Wall Streeters and Working Folks

The Brokest Generation

Mar 12, 2009

To My Special Friend Gordon: 25 DVDs

Feb 27, 2009

Lesser-Known Provisions in the New Economic Stimulus Package

Clearly not all provisions are created equal.

Feb 19, 2009

Lincoln the Great (Though He Didn't Look That Way at the Time)

Feb 18, 2009

Curious Factoids Revealed by Presidential Historian Doris Kearns Goodwin Following An All-Night Presidents’ Day Pub Crawl

Feb 13, 2009

You're Welcome America

Feb 12, 2009

The 10 Greatest Fictional Presidents of All Time

Feb 6, 2009

Rise of Citizen Dave

Feb 5, 2009

The Meaning of Sarah Palin

Feb 3, 2009

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Jan 27, 2009

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

A Wonderful Day for Washington, D.C.

Jan 26, 2009

Microsoft Oval Office

Jan 23, 2009

10 Fascinating Meetings in Modern History

Jan 22, 2009

Obama Takes Oath Again, Faithfully This Time

Jan 21, 2009

How the Movies Made a President

Jan 20, 2009

"...A Kid in Iowa Who Grows Up To Become President..."

We originally published this piece back in November, but it seems like a good fit for inauguration day. And, if you haven't read it, it's new to you!

"Supergraphics" Anger Tenants In L.A. Office Buildings

Jan 16, 2009

Surprises Planned for the Obama Inauguration

It can't just be all swearing-in and speeches. It can't!

Obama Returns Night-Owl Presidency

Jan 15, 2009

The Minnesota Recount Was Unconstitutional

Jan 14, 2009

Is Obama a Real Post-Partisan?

Homeland Security USA Reviewed

Jan 13, 2009

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Jan 9, 2009

National Mall Reflects Magnificence and Neglect

Jan 6, 2009

First Person Plural

Clint Eastwood: What I've Learned

Dec 26, 2008

Memorable Moments from 2008 That May Not Have Actually Happened

Hindsight isn't always 20/20.

Dec 18, 2008

Why History Can't Wait

Dec 16, 2008

Are you Ready for some (Political) Football?

Mmmmm, football good. Politics bad.

So You've Decided to Attack a World Leader

The contents of a pamphlet found among Iraqi shoe-thrower Muntadhar al-Zeidi's personal effects shed some light on his methods...

Dec 12, 2008

Additional Demands Made by Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich

Because demanding too little in an extortion conspiracy is the kind of thing that could really haunt a guy.

Dec 8, 2008

The 7 Dumbest Things Ever Done By Airport Security

Dec 5, 2008

Ways the Big Three Automakers Plan to Spend $34 Billion

What, you thought they were actually going to use it to restructure their business models and make better cars?

Nov 16, 2008

Lose the BlackBerry? Yes He Can, Maybe

Nov 11, 2008

Obama Victory Raises Social Significance of Basketball

Nov 7, 2008

Surprising Moments from the 2008 Election That May Not Have Actually Happened

Though it would have been more entertaining if they had.

Yes, It Can

Joe said it more succinctly: The Daily Show is very likely to survive Obama's presidency. But in case you're curious why it will, read on.

Nov 6, 2008

Can "The Daily Show" Survive the Barack Obama Presidency?

Nov 4, 2008

Obama and McCain Walk Into a Bar...

Nov 3, 2008

Leave Al Franken Alone

In defense of an embarrassing buffoon.

The Spreadsheet Psychic

Nov 2, 2008

Walter Sobchak, Neocon: The Prescient Politics of The Big Lebowski

Following the Script: Obama, McCain and The West Wing

Oct 31, 2008

As a Conservative, I Must Say I Do Quite Like the Cut of this Obama Fellow's Jib

Oct 28, 2008

Why Obama Needs a Tina Fey

Oct 24, 2008

...or For Worse; Why American Politicians Have Such Rotten Marriages

I Am Not a Real American

Oct 21, 2008

Senator Obama Reaches a New Low

McCain, Palin and Biden all have kids in the military, but not Obama. What; are his children too good to fight for our country? Read on...

Oct 17, 2008

Who's Playing the Race Card?

Oct 14, 2008

Night of the Living Constitution

Oct 13, 2008

Vote For Obama

Oct 10, 2008

Other Signs That the Gloves Are Off in the 2008 Presidential Campaign

Just in case you missed the delicate subtleties of all the name-calling and guilt by association.

The Choice

Questions of Character

Oct 9, 2008

McCain in a Bear Market

Oct 8, 2008

Prepare For the Worst

Oct 7, 2008

Beware of Ponytail Guy

Oct 6, 2008

Nebraska, Maine

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