Santa Claus is coming to town... to testify as part of a class-action lawsuit.
Better to remember what didn't happen while we try to forget what did.
You didn't ask for an all-limerick NFL picks column, but you're getting one!
Fingers crossed we'll make it seven more years without another archduke getting assassinated!
Naturally last week I picked my best week of the season not to select my five favorite games because I didn't "feel good about any of them."