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It's still better than jury duty, that's for sure.

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Whatever happened to the time-honored tradition of writing "See ya!" on an old shoe and leaving it in the mouth of their horse?

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Of course, if you don't skip out on your job, then you have to come up with an excuse for why you didn't make an excuse.