Apr 13, 2018

With the introduction of their newest variation, the spicy-hot Blaze, Doritos-brand snack chips now come in 13 different flavors, including Cool Ranch, Spicy Sweet Chili, and brand offshoots like Doritos Jacked and Doritos Dinamita. But that number doesn't include all of the proposed flavors that never saw the light of day...

Rejected Doritos Flavors

—Lukewarm Ranch (Mike)

—Flamin' Hot Flashes (Brandon)

—Low Self-Esteem Sour Cream (Joe W.)

—Garment District Falafel (Jameson)

—Lutefisk (Matt)

—Restraining Order (Mike)

—Opioid Crisis (where the "dust" on each chip is made from ground-up Percocet and Vicodin) (Brandon)

—Toothpaste & OJ (Jameson)

—Pimp Juice (Matt)

—Beets! (Mike)

—Artisanal LSD (Jameson)

—Passover Blood (Kosher approved!) (Matt)

—Honey Baked Jon Hamm (Matt)

—Venison-Infused Doe-Ritos (Joe W.)

—Tastes Like Teen Spirit (Collector's Edition Bag featuring Kurt Cobain) (Brandon)

—Peppermint Twist (Jameson)

—Dorothy Zbornak (Mike)

—Imaginary Manchego (Jameson)

—Crunchy Ground Corn You Can Mash Into Your Food Hole to Help Ease the Pain for a Couple Minutes (Brandon)

—Chunky Stank (Mike)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner, Joe Wright

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