Mar 30, 2018

This year, for the first time since 1956, Easter Sunday is falling on April 1, also known as April Fool's Day. Which might cause some problems if people get the two confused...

Possible Consequences of Easter Falling on April Fool's Day

—Jesus apologizing for taking the Trump prank too far. (Mike)

—Resurrected baby chicks hatching during the Easter Egg hunt. (Jameson)

—Major uptick in gag ham sales. (Joe W.)

—The fact that there is not an Ice Cube/Chris Tucker sequel called Good Friday will seem even more tragic than it does most years. (Joe M.)

—Your kids won’t believe you when you tell them to look for “eggs” that you’ve “hidden around the house”. (Brandon)

—Let's just say that candy bunny is NOT made of chocolate. (Tenessa)

—That ain't a bunny under that chocolate. (Mike)

—When your uncle plays "got your nose," your nose will then transubstantiate into the body of Christ. (Joe M.)

—It will definitely be in your best interest not to make any requests for hot cross buns. (Brandon)

—That sneaky "Peeps are edible" gag. (Joe W.)

—Eggs filled with deadly nerve gas. (Russia only) (Mike)

—Instead of Jesus coming out of the tomb it's just a bunch of spring-loaded snakes. (Joe M.)

—You may encounter a few more skeptics than usual when telling the story of this dude who rose from the dead and then disappeared into the sky. (Brandon)

—Reese's Duck Butter Cups. (Joe W.)

—Bill Maher explodes. (Mike)

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