POOP READING
Apr 7, 2017

Smurfs: The Lost Village, the latest movie in the Smurfs franchise, opened today, featuring favorite Smurf characters like Papa Smurf, Smurfette, Brainy Smurf, and Grouchy Smurf. But not every Smurf character is as famous or beloved...

Lesser-Known Smurf Characters

—Hairy Smurf (Dan)

—Blue Nationalist Smurf (Brandon)

—Painfully Indecisive at Restaurants Smurf (Matt)

—Goes Out of His Way to Let You Know He Doesn't Watch TV Smurf (Jameson)

—Handsy Smurf (Brandon)

—Filibuster Smurf (Matt)

—The Smurf Formerly Smurfed as Smurf (Jameson)

—Gargamel's Moocher Brother-in Law, Ron (Brandon)

—Hedge Fund Quant Smurf (Jameson)

—Bowel Obstruction Smurf (Brandon)

—Smurf Dahmer (Jameson)

—Pepe the Frog Smurf (Matt)

—Curious About Trying Abreva the Fast-Healing Cold Sore Treatment Smurf (Brandon)

—The Smurf Visiting from the Dark Timeline (Jameson)

—Hipster Smurf (Brandon)

—Deadbeat Dad Smurf (Jameson)

—Trump Smurf (replaces Grouchy Smurf, Greedy Smurf, Vanity Smurf, and Dopey Smurf) (Brandon)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Dan Lee, Jameson Simmons

© poopreading.com, all rights reserved – advertising info