Poop Reading - Least Popular Fist Names

Least Popular Fist Names

—Arsenic and Old Lace (Brandon)

—Big Ben and Parliament (Dan)

—Mike Pence and A Woman Who's Not His Wife (Jameson)

—Darryl and My Other Brother Darryl (Mike)

—Inserty and Mr. Tickles (Joe)

—Cagney and Lacey (Matt)

—A Midsummer Night's Dream and Thundercock (Brandon)

—Ellie Mae and Daisy Duke (Dan)

—Mary Magdalene and Alfred Lord Tennyson (Jameson)

—HR and Accounting (Mike)

—Lieutenant Dandy and the Fabulous Fop (Joe)

—Inya and Twat (Matt)

—I'm Not Going to Hit You and Please Don't Hurt Me (Brandon)

—Turner and Hooch (Mike)

—Fisty McFistface and Punchtholomew J. Fisticuffs (Dan)

—KZOW's Stringman and the Beav (Jameson)

—Eric and Tiffany (Mike)

—In Soviet Russia and Fist Names YOU! (Brandon)

—The Three Stooges (unnecessarily confusing on a few different levels) (Joe)

—Moist and Puny (Mike)

—Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner (Jameson)

—MySpace and Friendster (Mike)

—Susan B. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton (Matt)

—F.I.S.T. and F.I.S.T. 2: The Fistening (Brandon)

—Garfunkel and Oates (Mike)

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