With Christmas shopping season upon us, this week, the consumer safety group World Against Toys Causing Harm, Inc., or W.A.T.C.H., released its list of the 10 Worst Toys of 2016. The list includes toys that are choking hazards or a risk for causing eye injuries, though the ranks of worst toys goes so much deeper than that...
Other Toys on the W.A.T.C.H. Worst Toys List
—The Steve Bannon Doll (now with Republican-backed hate speech!) (Matt)
—President Trump Pocket Pussy Grabber (Mike)
—My Little Tutankhamen Child-Size Masoleum Vault (Jameson)
—Rocky, the Rural Resentment Raccoon (Brandon)
—Baby's First Flask (Joe)
—Silly Soda Can O' Gasoline (Matt)
—Madame President Commemorative Pantsuit (Mike)
—G.I. Klaus (Jameson)
—Speak & Spell: 2016 Celebrity Deaths Edition (Brandon)
—Eggo Leggos: the waffle-shaped, Lego-flavored toys you can eat! (Matt)
—Random Dick Pic Generator (Mike)
—My First Cross-Burning Kit (Jameson)
—The Deer Hunter Russian Roulette Home Game (Brandon)
—Li'l Vladdy Putin's Democracy Meltdowner (Jameson)
—The Crocodildodile (Matt)
—Hasbro's Unmonitored, Freezing-Cold Tub Full O' Murky Water (Mike)
—Temporary Tramp Stamps (Jameson)
—Ted Nugent's K-K-Krossbow for Kidz (Brandon)
—For the 16th year in a row, the Mattel "Acronym Builder That Tries Too Hard" (Jameson)
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