Sep 23, 2016

This week, Donald Trump, Jr. came under fire for tweeting out an image of a bowl of Skittles that compared the risk of poisoned candy to the problem of what to do with Syrian refugees. Flawed analogy aside, there are many other candies far more risky than Skittles...

Other Candies More Dangerous Than a Bowl of Skittles

—Flawed Analogy Aside! Taffy Chews (Jameson)

—Now and Later and Flakes Of Asbestos (Joe)

—Starburst: IEDs (Mike)

—Cracker Jackasses (Brandon)

—Acid Gushers (Matt)

—Birther's Originals (Jameson)

—Mars Brand Snickers Bar Stuffed Inside a Razor Blade (Brandon)

—Shit Kat (Joe)

—Mike & ISIS (Jameson)

—Bit-O-Hantavirus (Brandon)

—Payday Drive-Bys (Mike)

—Cinnamon NaziScabs! (Jameson)

—Herpes Kisses (Brandon)

—Whatchamaexplodeit (Joe)

—York Yellowcake Patties (Jameson)

—Gene Hackman's Rusty Nails & Used Gum Trail Mix (Brandon)

—Zika Mints (Jameson)

—Milk C.H.U.D.s (Joe)

—M&Phlegm's (Brandon)

—Candy Corn (Jameson)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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