Jan 29, 2016

It has long been known pregnancy can lead to strong cravings for the expectant mother, but what is less well known is that those yearnings sometimes go beyond the "pickles and ice cream" stereotype...

Unusual Pregnancy Cravings

—Steamed Cheetos. (Tenessa)

—Shots of octopus ink. (Matt)

—Beluga caviar fed baby-bird-style by Queen Elizabeth. (Brandon)

—That Nintendo breakfast cereal they stopped making in 1988. (Joe)

—Sriracha bananas (the food, or the reggae album of the same name). (Jameson)

—Eating Ben & Jerry's while making love with Ben & Jerry. (Mike)

—Blood of the non-believers. (Dan)

—An entire pepperoni Totino's Party Pizza at 9:30 p.m. every night for five weeks straight. (Based on a true story.). (Tenessa)

—An audio recording of Fran Drescher reading old 2-Pac liner notes. (Matt)

—More cowbell. (Joe)

—Coconut shavings and bacon grease. (Jameson)

—Binge-watching historical C-SPAN videos of congressional debates about changes to the alternative minimum tax present in the Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act of 1993. (Mike)

—A tall, cool glass of Windex. (Tenessa)

—Cigarettes. To eat. (Matt)

—Lobster stuffed with tacos. (Joe)

—Their husband's whittling projects from while he's waiting for Headline News to come on (or, his "pre-Nancy G. carvings"). (Jameson)

—Being punched in the gut. (Tenessa)

—For Ian McShane to get the acting Emmys he deserved for Deadwood. (Brandon)

—Their mate's head. (Dan)

—President Trump. (Mike)

—Pepperidge Farm. Not any of the food, but the flesh of the people who work at corporate headquarters. (Tenessa)

—Total world domination. (Jameson)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Dan Lee, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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