Oct 30, 2015

It's Halloween time again, and as always, you never know what you're going to find when you open your front door...

Least Popular Halloween Costumes for 2015

—FOX Sports World Series Live Truck (Mike)

—Carl's Jr. Overnight Shift Manager (Matt)

—Slutty Ted Cruz (Joe)

—Sexy School Shooter (Dan)

—Lizard Rutger Hauer (Jameson)

—McDonald's All-Day Breakfast Item That's Been Sitting Out All Day (Brandon)

—Pieces of Steven Tyler That Were Removed During Plastic Surgery (Mike)

—President Jeb Bush (Matt)

—Apple iPad Pro (smaller than actual size, since the average trick-or-treater is only 5'-9") (Jameson)

—George Lucas's Writing and Direction (Dan)

—Bernie Sanders's Lone Pair of Underpants (Mike)

—Someone Watching Gene Shalit Eat (Jameson)

—Someone Eating Gene Shalit's Watch (Brandon)

—Mary Poopins, the Popular, Precocious, Poorly-Diapered House Mistress (Mike)

—Slutty College Sexual Harassment Counselor (Jameson)

—Teen Hitler (Mike)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Dan Lee, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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