POOP READING
Sep 4, 2015

The major networks start airing new programming for the 2015-16 TV season next week, but for every show that makes it on the air, there are dozens of other shows that never see the light of day, and many for good reason...

Rejected Pilots for the 2015 Fall TV Season

Survivor: Minneota, MN (Mike)

Roger Goodell's Wheel O' Arbitrary Punishments (Joe)

So You Think You Can Talk Matt Groening into Finally Pulling the Plug on The Simpsons? (Jameson)

How to Get Away with Murder AND Blame It on a Minority (Brandon)

For God's Sake, Don't Pull That Lever! (Matt)

Guy Fieri's Bacon Grease Chug-A-Palooza (Dan)

Celebrity Dentist (Mike)

DangerPrison (Jameson)

30 Minutes of Squirming Discomfort While Watching a Cosby Show Rerun (Brandon)

The Tangentialist (Matt)

In-Depth Interviews with the Recently Concussed (Hosted by Robert Griffin III) (Mike)

Sopranos Babies (Jameson)

Dead Comedians in Coffins Getting Cremated (Brandon)

American Horror Story: Will Ferrell's Gross Bottom Teeth (Joe)

What Would You Do for a Farthing? (Mike)

Today's Hottest Celebrities Sit Silently in a Pitch Black Room (Jameson)

The Cat Puncher (Brandon)

Big Brother: The Duggar Family (Dan)

But THIS Cop... Is a Little Quirky! (Jameson)

CSI: Three's Company (Matt)

Naked, Afraid, and Voting for Scott Walker (Jameson)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Dan Lee, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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