Aug 28, 2015

Friday, August 28th marks the 50th anniversary of the founding of the fast food franchise Subway. But not all restaurant chains have fared as well with the American public...

Least Popular Restaurant Chains

—Burger Comptroller (Dan)

—Sharty McTurd's (Matt)

—Guy Fieri's Naan and Gazpacho Food Trolley (Jameson)

—It's Not Awful, It's Offal! (Brandon)

—Almost Champps (Investors: Reggie Miller, Minnesota Vikings, Karl Malone) (Mike)

—Goat-Fil-A (Joe)

—In-N-Out Wiener (Dan)

—The ill-fated Hooters spinoff, Man Boobs (Brandon)

—Antonin Scalia's The Supreme Food Court (Matt)

—The Fear Factor All-You-Can-Eat Buffet! (Jameson)

—Sir Farts-a-Lot Screaming Child Emporium (Mike)

—MSG at MSG (A restaurant at Madison Square Garden that only serves MSG) (Dan)

—Rinds, Skins, & Exoskeletons (Brandon)

—Trump's Gold-Plated Caviar Bar (No Immigrants!) (Jameson)

—Lutefisk! (Mike)

—Sweaty's Subs (Matt)

—Carl's Sr. (Dan)

—Kelsey Grammer's Super Greasy French Fries Cooked Carelessly Over an Open Flame (Brandon)

—It certainly didn't go well when they tried to franchise the Ratatouille restaurant; turns out there's only one genius rat chef in the world, and the rest are just rats. (Jameson)

—#ThanksObama (Mike)

—Made By Feet (Brandon)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Dan Lee, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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