POOP READING
Mar 13, 2015

A recent study at Harvard Medical School found that a single dose of nasal spray containing the hormone oxytocin led to reduced caloric intake in healthy men. Oxytocin is often referred to as "the love hormone" because acts of intimacy, such as holding hands, kissing, or sexual intercourse, stimulate the release of oxytocin in both men and women. But as with any experimental drug, there are some potential side effects to be concerned about...

Possible Side Effects of the "Love Hormone" Nasal Spray

—Compulsive nostril humping. (Jameson)

—Overwhelming urge to pull your car in and out of the garage. (Matt)

—Unshakable belief that Chef Boyardee is your real father. (Brandon)

—Heart-shaped poops. (Joe)

—Chronic masturbation whenever you hear Sean Hannity's voice. (Dan)

—Growing a third penis before you've even grown a second one. (Matt)

—Screaming orgasms every time you sneeze. (Brandon)

—Can do math really fast on a chalkboard, like Matt Damon. (Joe)

—Becoming one of those douches who won't stop mentioning that his nasal spray came from Harvard. (Jameson)

—Pubes that resemble '80s John Mellencamp. (Matt)

—Uncontrollable desire to mount a campaign to get 50 Shades of Grey nominated for Best Picture. (Brandon)

—Uncontrollable desire to "mount" a "campaign". (Brandon)

—Inability to understand what the heck Chip Kelly is up to over there in Philadelphia. (Joe)

—Have you ever wanted to fuck a tortoise? No? Okay, I was just curious. (Matt)

—"Butt babies"?? (Brandon)

—A condition known, in the medical community, as "Fuck Nose". (Dan)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Dan Lee, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons

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