Baron von Funny


Dec 5, 2014

Tuesday, December 9th will be the 72nd birthday of Hall of Fame football player and actor Dick Butkus. He's considered one of the greatest linebackers in the history of the game, though he had to overcome a pretty unfortunate name. But he's hardly the only one...

Names That Are More Unfortunate Than Dick Butkus

—Penis Assmooch (Tenessa)

—Squat Poopnugget (Jameson)

—Fart Lipschitz (Brandon)

—TMZ founder Harvey Levin's younger sister, Nynah Levin (Joe)

—Puss Asshug (Dan)

—Rusty Kuntz (Mike)

—Harry A. Ness (Tenessa)

—Kiss Buttdick (Jameson)

—Butt Dickkiss (Joe)

—Pütyor Dixon-Kidd (Brandon)

—Stupid Lisa Garbageface (Dan)

—Bo Nerpatrol (Mike)

—Mr. Unarmed Blackguy (Jameson)

—V. Gina Leeks (Tenessa)

—Cunt Evans (Joe)

—Jason Lee's son, Pilot Inspektor (Brandon)

—Jane Leno (Jameson)

—Goo Goo Dolls (Dan)

—Larry Christ (Mike)

—Washington Redskins (Joe)

—Hugh Jaynillpollip (Jameson)

—Les Wang (Brandon)

—Tina (Tenessa)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Brandon Kruse, Dan Lee, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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