The Billy Joel song "Piano Man" contains the line "Now Paul is a real estate novelist," which has often caused consternation among listeners over what the hell a "real estate novelist" is. But a closer look reveals that not only is real estate novelist an actual occupation, it's also a successful one...
—The Fault in Our Leaky Foundation (Mike)
—Where the Sidewalk Ends and the Savings Begin (Dan)
—To Kill a Mockingbird That's Lowering Neighborhood Property Values (Brandon)
—The House of Seven Gables and a Three Car Garage (Jameson)
—Tales of a Fourth Grade Home Seizure (Mike)
—The Last of the Mohicans to Sell Their Land (Dan)
—Fifty Shades of Grey Wallpaper (Jameson)
—Alice's Adventures in Foreclosureland (Brandon)
—Oh, the Places You'll Go Looking for Houses (Dan)
—A Tale of Two Gated Communities (Jameson)
—The World According to TARP (Brandon)
—Diary of a Wimpy Real Estate Agent (Dan)
—Gone with the Window Treatments (Jameson)
—Harry Potter and the Moderately-Priced Starter Home (Brandon)
—One Hundred Years of Kitchen Remodeling (Jameson)
—Precious: Based on the Novel Push Those Points Away with 40% Down, By Sapphire (Mike)
—The Bourne Curb Appeal (Jameson)
—No Country for Old Homes (Dan)
—A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Houseflipper (Brandon)
—A Farewell to Escrow (Jameson)
Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Dan Lee, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner
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