Oct 31, 2014

—Promising you get to keep your doctor under Obamacare. (Mike)

—Punching pregnant ladies in the gut. (Tenessa)

—Citizen's arrest of Sexy Cop by disgruntled, recently-placed-on-administrative-leave cop. (Brandon)

—Lengthy, acrimonious divorce. (Jameson)

—Pretending that you're going to let Conan have The Tonight Show but then cockblocking him with your own hour at 10pm. (Joe)

—Untimely repossession of rented candy dish. (Brandon)

—The old "Acid Bucket Challenge". (Jameson)

—Releasing a sex tape of you and your neighbor's wife doing it while watching a Designing Women marathon. (Mike)

—Steven Seagal DVD-of-the-month subscription. (Jameson)

—Trying to make a baby with a Baby Ruth. (Brandon)

—Following up every single thing the person says with a highly sarcastic "–ish". (Jameson)

—Using carved pumpkins to recreate scenes from Hope Springs. (Brandon)

—Flaming poop on the doorstep, followed by drone strike. (Jameson)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Brandon Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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