POOP READING
Sep 5, 2014

As the calendar turns to September and cooler fall weather arrives, sales of soup often begin to rise. But there are some varieties of soup that will always remain stuck on store shelves...

Least Popular Soups

—Beef & Pepto Bismol (Tenessa)

—Barley 'n' Razor Blades (Joe)

—Italian Lengthy, Bitter Divorce Soup (Brandon)

—Chef Boyardee's Li'l Kama Sutra Positions (Jameson)

—Ed Asner's Backyard Swimming Pool Purée (Mike)

—Progresso Savory Rams Blood (Matt)

—Wintergreen Lifesaver Stew (Tenessa)

—Klan Chowder (Joe)

—Danny DeVito's Cock-a-Leekie Soup (Brandon)

—Walnut and Watch Battery Bisque (Jameson)

—Stuff Found in Tupperware in the Way Back of the Fridge (Mike)

—Chicken Noodle Titty Sweat (Matt)

—Foot-Stomped Beef & Vegetable (Brandon)

—Vicodin Vichyssoise (Jameson)

—Limburger Lutefisk Gazpacho (Tenessa)

—Double Butt (Cigarette & Ass) (Joe)

—Campbell's Possibly Chicken? (Brandon)

—Jimmy Buffett's 1995 Album "Barometer Soup" (Jameson)

—Chicken Poodle (Mike)

—Hobo Stew (Now with more hobo!) (Matt)

—Ashtray Consommé (Brandon)

—Dinty Moore's "Near-Beef" (Jameson)

—George Clinton's Hot Tub Scoopings (Joe)

—Blood (Tenessa)

—MulligaTawny Kitaen (Brandon)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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