Poop Reading - Rejected Movie Sequels

Rejected Movie Sequels

—Pretty Decent Proposal (Matt)

—Alive 2: It's No Longer Necessary, But What the Hell, Let's Eat Steve (Mike)

—Flushing Nemo (Brandon)

—All Dogs Go To Hell (Dan)

—Schindler's List 2: Schindler Goes Hawaiian (Jameson)

—Indiana Jones and the Soft Pudding and Nice Warm Blanket For Your Legs (Joe)

—xXx XIV (Matt)

—Titanic 2: The Bloated Corpses of the Dead Float Around for a Couple Days Before Also Sinking (Mike)

—Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid's Kid, Whom Butch is Now Raising After Sundance's Death (Brandon)

—The Penultimate of the Mohicans (Dan)

—Six Brides and One Ex-Wife for Seven Brothers (Jameson)

—The Steroid-Enhanced Unnatural (Joe)

—Apocalypse, Like, Super Soon (Matt)

—The Usual Suspects Meet the Harlem Globetrotters (Mike)

—2 Kill a Mockingbird: Revenge of the Ewells (Brandon)

—How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days by Elaborately Faking Your Own Death (Matt)

—The Net 2: Dial-Up (Dan)

—Sophie's Next Choice (Jameson)

—Unforgiven: The Forgivening (Matt)

—Leonard Part 7 (Joe)

—Out of Africa II: Back to Africa (Jameson)

—The Longest Yard: Coach's Challenge Official Review of Instant Replay (Matt)

—It Seemed Like a Wonderful Life at the Time, But I Did Not Anticipate Living Quite So Long Nor Shattering My Pelvis in a Fall (Brandon)

—Liar Liar: Pants on Fire (Matt)

—The Shawshank Redemption in Space (Jameson)

—E.T.T2: The Extra-Terrestrial Terminator 2 (Matt)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Dan Lee, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner