Aug 16, 2013

Despite constant calls for a healthier lifestyle, snack chips remain a staple of the American diet, with brands like Cheetos, Doritos, Pringles, and Funyuns as popular as ever. But what are some of the less beloved snack chips out there?

Least Popular Snack Chips

—Cornholes (Brandon)

—Fattos (Tenessa)

—Sour Cream and Testicle Potato Chips (Mike)

—Lays (With Other Men In Violation of God's Solemn Commands) (Joe)

—Whites Only Cheddar Crisps (Dan)

—Nothin' But Husks! (Matt)

—L'il Cheez-E Mustache Rides (Brandon)

—Fingurnayls (Tenessa)

—Plan B's, the Morning After Chip (Matt)

—Stuff Found in the Duck Dynasty Guys' Beards (Mike)

—Dried, Peeled-Off Scabs (Joe)

—Stork Rinds (Matt)

—Anything Gwyneth Paltrow says she eats when she is "treating herself" (Mike)

—Whoops, It's Not Pizza-Flavored After All! (Brandon)

—Chip Off the Old Block Saw Dust Crisps (Matt)

—Pig Skinz (Tenessa)

—Honey Dijon Curry Farts (Mike)

—PrescripChips, medicinally fortified snacks (Matt)

—Mitt Romney Bran Crisps (47% of the country simply will not buy them) (Dan)

—Sea Salt & Vinegar & Hobo Beard Clippings (Joe)

—Etceteras, made with Potatoes and Such (Matt)

—Them chips what cause the anal leakage (Mike)

—Dick Cheney's Unsalted Soda Cracker Mini Thins Bitz (comes with free magnifying glass) (Brandon)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Dan Lee, Joe Mulder, Mike Wagner

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