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Other Unusual Deals Being Offered By U.S. Retailers

—Buy one shoe, get a free matching shoe at Foot Locker. (Brandon)

—Bring a Manning and get a free pizza at Papa John's. (But no Obamacare.) (Dan)

—One free Blockbuster rental if you purchase a Blockbuster franchise and keep it afloat through its grand opening. (Jameson)

—If you bring a gun into any store, you get all the free stuff you can carry out. (Joe)

—The Sharper Image is offering 90% off to anyone who knows where to find one or what they sell. (Mike)

—Now that Office Depot is buying Office Max, if you set foot in either before the merger is finalized and your name is Max, you will be human trafficked. (Brandon)

—Everyone who buys a burger at Five Guys between now and the end of the year will be eligible to win a chance to become the Sixth Guy. (Joe)

—Buy a pack of Lifesavers or they'll make sure a lion eats your grandmother. (Mike)

—Two-for-one sandwiches at Arby's if you can finish the first one without gagging. (Jameson)

—$30 off at Sears if you actually come inside the store and make eye contact with an employee please help us can't you see we're dying here? (Brandon)

—Best Buy's going to run this crazy new promotion where they actually have a DVD copy of that recently-released, widely-known mainstream movie you came in to try and purchase. (Joe)

—Share your most embarrassing STD story on YouTube and win a year's supply of Durex condoms. (Mike)

—If you poop INSIDE the Taco Bell, you get the "Making Room" deal and receive one (1) free taco. (Dan)

—10% mark-up at all Einstein's Bagels if you're going to come in here with that attitude. (Brandon)

—During March, all Home Depot employees will be wearing brand new, redesigned orange aprons... and nothing else. (Joe)

—For an extra dollar, McDonald's will put beef in your hamburger. (Mike)

—Get $1,000 off a new Jaguar if you can help out the Fayetteville, North Carolina dealership, which, coincidentally enough, has been overrun by jaguars. (Brandon)

—With any purchase made at 7-11 between 2:00 and 6:00 a.m., your receipt will come with the the phone number of somebody you can talk to, you know, if you feel like maybe you need to talk to somebody. (Joe)

—If you can survive 12 hours of wandering along the Iran/Afghanistan border, you win an empty building that used to contain a Borders bookstore. (Mike)

—Free pack of condoms at any Walgreens if you bring in a home-made lightsaber. (No takers yet.) (Jameson)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Dan Lee, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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Other Unusual Deals Being Offered By U.S. Retailers