POOP READING
Dec 7, 2012

Last week, it was announced that Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge and wife of Prince William, is pregnant with the couple's first child. And already there is speculation as to what the royal heir's name will be, with many early suggestions quickly falling by the wayside...

Rejected Names for the New Royal Baby

—Gitmo (Brandon)

—Sugar Tits (Mike)

—Tenessa Gemelke (Tenessa)

—J. Inbreedington Windsor XXIV (Jameson)

—Lord Fartington (Mike)

—Edward Island (Jameson)

—Hornswoggled (Brandon)

—Carthington Farsdale (Jameson)

—The Progeny Formerly Known as Prince (Mike)

—Willis Drummond (Tenessa)

—Exquisite Penmanship (Jameson)

—Jack Reacher (Mike)

—Wot's All 'is 'en, Eh? (Brandon)

—Ain'no Thang (Jameson)

—Royal Paine (Mike)

—Bobby Lorry (Jameson)

—STUPID BABY FUCKFACE (Tenessa)

—Li'l Baby Hashtag (Jameson)

—Leia (Mike)

—Arli$$ (Jameson)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Brandon Kruse, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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