Poop Reading - Lesser-Known Reindeer Who Used to Work for Santa

Lesser-Known Reindeer Who Used to Work for Santa

—Blitzkreig (Mike)

—Black Donner (Brandon)

—The Notorious R.E.I.N.D.E.E.R. (Dan)

—Gubernatorial Running Mate (Tenessa)

—Wolf Blitzen (later changed name) (Matt)

—Shitzen (Joe)

—Hrrrrrrrruffl (Brandon)

—The Reindeer Formerly Known As Prancer (Dan)

—Filibuster (Mike)

—Barften (Tenessa)

—Adolf, the Red-Nose-Hating Reindeer (Matt)

—Manti Te'o (Joe)

—Toyotathon (Brandon)

—Frank Stallone (Dan)

—Barb from Accounts Payable (Tenessa)

—Charlatan (Matt)

—Rindier al-Arkawi (resigned to become al-Qaeda's #2 in command, killed in a drone strike in Pakistan a year-and-a-half ago) (Joe)

—Mittzen (Brandon)

—Dirty Dancer (Dan)

—Felcher (Tenessa)

—Alexander Haig (Brandon)

—Donor (Dan)

—N.R.A.indeer (Mike)

—Tasty, the Post-Holiday Dinner Reindeer (Matt)

—Li'l Waynedeer (Dan)

—Private Dancer (Brandon)

—Noxema (Tenessa)

—Randolph, the Crimson-Nosed Reindeer (from the year Santa faced heavy budget cuts) (Dan)

—Rob Deer (Joe)

—@SuckMyBallzGoKnicks (Brandon)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Dan Lee, Joe Mulder, Mike Wagner