Oct 26, 2012

—50 Shades of Redd Foxx (Tenessa)

—Binders Full of Women From the Local Police Blotter (Mike)

—Ann Coulter in Anything Less than a Burqa (Jameson)

—Slutty Muhammad (Joe)

—Jack-Off-O-Lantern (Matt)

—Obama's Birth Certificate, Now with Tits! (Dan)

—Pantsless, Partially Tumescent Jerry Lewis After a Couple of Scotches (Brandon)

—Abraham Lincoln: Poontang Hunter (Joe)

—Drag Queen Lee Greenwood (Tenessa)

—Your Wife Dressed Up as Your Matronly, 63-Year-Old Secretary (Mike)

—Ocelot in Heat (The most promiscuous of the big cats!) (Jameson)

—Sexy Dexy's Midnight Runners (Dan)

—Legitimate Rapist (Joe)

—String Bikini Baby (Matt)

—Dick in a Box, But the Box is Nowhere Near Your Crotch (Brandon)

—Stalinda (that's where one half of you is dressed like Joseph Stalin, and the other half is dressed like a 1970s-era Linda Ronstadt) (Joe)

—Naughty Nancy Pelosi (Tenessa)

—Jerry Sandusky (Joe)

—Skanky Optimus Prime (Jameson)

—Horny Clint Eastwood Finally Having His Way with the Obama Chair (Dan)

—Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who's Saving Herself For Marriage (Joe)

—Gonorrhea (Tenessa)

—Your Mom (Mike)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Dan Lee, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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