Poop Reading - Other Celebrities Who Have Been Kicked Off of Planes

Other Celebrities Who Have Been Kicked Off of Planes

—Whitney Cummings [was taking up a spot that could've gone to other, better passengers] (Jameson)

—Herman Cain [repeatedly suggesting that female passengers should "ride the Cain Train instead"] (Mike)

—Chris Paul [NBA commissioner David Stern unilaterally vetoed the purchase of his ticket] (Joe)

—John Lithgow [screaming about something on the wing] (Jameson)

—Antonio Banderas [tried to have sex with an air sickness bag – bag was later determined to actually be Melanie Griffith] (Brandon)

—David Carradine [autoerotically asphyxiating himself with the drop down oxygen mask] (Matt)

—Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales [hassling passengers for donations with a plaintive stare] (Jameson)

—Milton Berle [failed to purchase extra seat for his cock] (Mike)

—Wilbur Wright [first guy ever to be kicked off a plane – not a lot of people know that] (Joe)

—Jean Baudrillard [insisted on recontexualizing the plane as a mass hallucination of its passengers] (Jameson)

—Hume Cronyn [dead] (Brandon)

—Nickelback [enough already] (Mike)

—Chaz Bono [hypothetical children were confused, and their hypothetical parents had no easy answers] (Jameson)

—Sebastian Janikowski [kicking off] (Brandon)

—Donald Trump [insisted on bringing his private jet onboard] (Jameson)

—JFK Jr., technically [too soon?] (Joe)

—Phoebe Cates [refused to take her top off] (Jameson)

—Gary Oldman [attempting to hijack Air Force One] (Joe)

—Jerry Seinfeld [kept asking what the deal was with airline peanuts] (Jameson)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner