Oct 28, 2011

Halloween costumes seem to be getting sexier, gorier, and all-around questionable in their taste every year, so maybe it's time to just take the trend to its inevitable conclusion...

Inappropriate Halloween Costumes

—Erection That's Lasted Longer Than Four Hours (Brandon)

—Steve Jobs's Grieving Children (Mike)

—Sexy Hiroshima Survivor (Tenessa)

—Ghost of Martin Luther King, Jr. Looking Down on A-Rod Spanking It to a Picture of His Widow, Coretta (Jameson)

—T-Shirt That Says "Occupy Wall Street," Then a Pair of Shorts with "Wall Street" Written on the Back and an Arrow Pointing to the Butthole (Joe)

—Vaginal Yeast Infection with Discharge (Brad)

—Tit Mouse (because it isn't a mouse, it's a bird) (Mike)

—Charred Dan Wheldon (Jameson)

—Michael Jackson's Last Vial of Propofol (Brandon)

—Fan of Tim McCarver's World Series Broadcasting (Mike)

—Transgendered Lightning McQueen (Jameson)

—Dead Baby Eating Another Dead Baby (Tenessa)

—Las Cruces, NM City Councilwoman Janet Beecher (she knows what she did) (Jameson)

—Jennifer Aniston's Desolate, Uninhabited Uterus (Joe)

—Slutty Chinese Sweatshop Halloween Costume Seamstress (Jameson)

—Sexual Predator Drone (Mike)

—Desiccated Corpse/Julie Bowen (Jameson)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Brad Kruse, Brandon Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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