Jul 15, 2011

Crayola has become one of the most recognizable brands in the world, and its crayons, colored pencils, markers, and paint are sold in over 80 countries. As a result, quality control is a must...

Rejected Crayola Colors

—Secret Muslim Brown (Joe)

—Crippling Federal Deficit Red (Brandon)

—Cranberry Cunt (Matt)

—Kardashian Skin (Tenessa)

—"Once You Go" Black (Jameson)

—Gristle (Mike)

—Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana (deemed too confusing) (Matt)

—Breastmelon (Tenessa)

—Compromise Purple (a mix of Red-State Red and Blue-State Blue) (Jameson)

—Hannity White (Mike)

—Gangreen (Matt)

—Three-Day-Old Bruise (Tenessa)

—Tim Salmon (Jameson)

—Orange Boehner (Mike)

—Midnight Blue Balls (Matt)

—Smoke-Stained Teeth Yellow (Tenessa)

—iPhone 4 White (not rejected, just ten months late) (Jameson)

—Meconium Stool Black (Mike)

—Pad Thai Vomit (Matt)

—Picked-at Scab (Joe)

—Burnt Sienna Miller (Brandon)

—Menstrual Magenta (Matt)

—Elk Scrotum (Jameson)

—Seacrest (deemed too bland and forgettable) (Mike)

—Afterbirth (Matt)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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