Poop Reading - Rejected Crayola Colors

Rejected Crayola Colors

—Secret Muslim Brown (Joe)

—Crippling Federal Deficit Red (Brandon)

—Cranberry Cunt (Matt)

—Kardashian Skin (Tenessa)

—"Once You Go" Black (Jameson)

—Gristle (Mike)

—Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana (deemed too confusing) (Matt)

—Breastmelon (Tenessa)

—Compromise Purple (a mix of Red-State Red and Blue-State Blue) (Jameson)

—Hannity White (Mike)

—Gangreen (Matt)

—Three-Day-Old Bruise (Tenessa)

—Tim Salmon (Jameson)

—Orange Boehner (Mike)

—Midnight Blue Balls (Matt)

—Smoke-Stained Teeth Yellow (Tenessa)

—iPhone 4 White (not rejected, just ten months late) (Jameson)

—Meconium Stool Black (Mike)

—Pad Thai Vomit (Matt)

—Picked-at Scab (Joe)

—Burnt Sienna Miller (Brandon)

—Menstrual Magenta (Matt)

—Elk Scrotum (Jameson)

—Seacrest (deemed too bland and forgettable) (Mike)

—Afterbirth (Matt)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner