Apr 15, 2011

—Forever Carl Jung (Matt)

—Orthodox Seder (Jameson)

—The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada (Brandon)

—Daddy Daughter Night (Tenessa)

—Planned Parenthood Waiting Room (Joe)

—Show Me Your Birth Certificate, Then Show Me Your Tits! (Mike)

—An Evening of Repressed Farts (Matt)

—Secret Prom We Don't Tell the Litigious Lesbian Girl About (Jameson)

—Dance Like No One Is Watching... Well, Except for Gábor, the Weird Hungarian Night Janitor (Brandon)

—99 Problems But a Bitch Ain't One (Tenessa)

—A Weekend at Roman Polanski's Villa (Joe)

—Shit Your Date Does Not Want to Talk About Anymore (Matt)

—Limo Drivers Get First Dance! (Jameson)

—The Wilson–Gorman Tariff Act of 1894 (Brandon)

—Unicorn Star Dreams of Rainbow Hearts (Tenessa)

—Catch a Contact High in the Parking Lot (Matt)

—The Flesh-Toned Bodystocking Prom (Jameson)

—Let's All Get Screened for Human Papillomavirus! (Brandon)

—The One Night It's Okay to Date Your Cousin (Tenessa)

—Phantom of the Bathroom Handjob (Matt)

—Unemployment Office Queue (Jameson)

—No Black People Music, and Home By 8:30 (Joe)

—Shirtless Is the New Tuxedo (Brandon)

—May I Have This Dance... Leotard I Found? (Matt)

—Your Gym, But with Streamers and Balloons and Shit (Tenessa)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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