Poop Reading - Rejected Pilots for the New Fall TV Season

Rejected Pilots for the New Fall TV Season

—CSI: Port Authority Bus Terminal (Brandon)

—Man vs. Glory Hole (Matt)

—Are You Lawyerin' Me? (Jameson)

—The Comedy Central Roast of Anne Frank (Mike)

—America's Most Sobering Home Videos (Sean)

—Late Night With David Letterman and a Young Staffer (Joe)

—Extreme Ham Makeover (Tenessa)

—Penises Have the Darndest Smells (Matt)

—Wheel of Fortune: Twitter Edition (Jameson)

—How I Met Your Mother's Sister, Who I am Secretly Banging (Mike)

—Are You Smarter Than The Cast of "Jersey Shore"? (Sean)

—Watching "Dancing With the Stars" With the Stars (Joe)

—The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (Matt)

—The Big Wang Theory (Mike)

—Can You Fit In A Kangaroo Pouch? (Matt)

—Survivor: Detroit (Jameson)

—Uh, You Better Throw a Black Guy and an Asian Chick In There (oh, wait... that pilot actually wasn't rejected.) (Joe)

—Lifetime for Women's Nothing but Farts! (Mike)

—The Seductive Peach Eater (Matt)

—Serialized Sinister Conspiracy Drama #644 (Jameson)

—Relatively Banal Stuff My Mom Says (Brandon)

—The Biggest Loser: Tea Party Edition (Mike)

—Alan Thicke Reads Pornographic Film Transcripts (Matt)

—Milwaukee 53201 (Sean)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Sean Hecht, Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner