Oct 30, 2009

It's Halloween time again, and as always, you never know what you're going to find when you open your front door...

Least Popular Halloween Costumes for 2009

—Disgraced Balloon Boy (Jameson)

—Secret Muslim (Mike)

—Weepy, inconsolable Gosselin child (Brandon)

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen penis that transforms into a smaller penis (Matt)

—Brett Favre's stubble trimmings (Joe)

—"Appalachian Trail hiking" Mark Sanford (Brad)

—Pre-existing condition (Jameson)

—H1N1 stool swab (Matt)

—Death panel (Mike)

—The chunky intern Letterman won't hit on (Jameson)

—Inside-the-Beltway, politics-as-usual Washington fat cat. Am I right, folks? (Joe)

—Paul Blart: Recently Laid Off Mall Cop (Brandon)

—David Carradine (complete with extension cord necktie) (Jameson)

—Pig chuckle (Mike)

—Bankrupted 401(K) statement (Matt)

—Shamefully ineffectual filibuster-proof majority (Jameson)

—The "public option" (Joe)

—Mr. Chow, the naked, boot-wearing Korean drug lord from The Hangover (Brandon)

—Illegitimate foreign-born Nobel laureate (Jameson)

—President McCain (Mike)

Baron von Contributors: Brad Kruse, Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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