Oct 30, 2009

—Disgraced Balloon Boy (Jameson)

—Secret Muslim (Mike)

—Weepy, inconsolable Gosselin child (Brandon)

—Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen penis that transforms into a smaller penis (Matt)

—Brett Favre's stubble trimmings (Joe)

—"Appalachian Trail hiking" Mark Sanford (Brad)

—Pre-existing condition (Jameson)

—H1N1 stool swab (Matt)

—Death panel (Mike)

—The chunky intern Letterman won't hit on (Jameson)

—Inside-the-Beltway, politics-as-usual Washington fat cat. Am I right, folks? (Joe)

—Paul Blart: Recently Laid Off Mall Cop (Brandon)

—David Carradine (complete with extension cord necktie) (Jameson)

—Pig chuckle (Mike)

—Bankrupted 401(K) statement (Matt)

—Shamefully ineffectual filibuster-proof majority (Jameson)

—The "public option" (Joe)

—Mr. Chow, the naked, boot-wearing Korean drug lord from The Hangover (Brandon)

—Illegitimate foreign-born Nobel laureate (Jameson)

—President McCain (Mike)

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