POOP READING
Jul 17, 2009

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince opens in theaters this weekend. It's the sixth movie to be made from author J.K. Rowling's seven-book Harry Potter series. And while the character is wildly popular around the world, many fans don't realize how many book ideas have been shot down over the years...

Rejected Harry Potter Book Titles

Harry Potter and the Iranian Recount (Jameson)

Harry Potter and the Pre-Existing Medical Condition (Matt)

Harry Potter and the Inappropriately Grabby Uncle (Joe)

Harry Potter and the Senate Subcommittee Hearing on Steam Fitting and Trunk Sundries (Mike)

Harry Potter and the Magically Appearing Lower Body Hair (Brandon)

Harry Potter and the Pending Lawsuit (Sean)

Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets (Brad)

Harry Potter and the Innappropriate Work E-mail (Matt)

Harry Potter and Carol and Ted and Alice (Jameson)

Harry Potter and the Case of the Wise Latina (Mike)

Harry Potter and the Adjustable Rate Mortgage (Matt)

Harry Potter and the Awkward Prom Night Hookup (Jameson)

Harry Potter and the Child Actor Who Was Typecast for Life (Mike)

Harry Potter and the Half-Term Governor (Joe)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis (Matt)

Harry Potter and the Odor of the Penis (Matt)

Harry Potter and the Harlem Globetrotters (Mike)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Guantánamo (Brad)

Harry Potter and the Restrained, Respectful Mourning of Michael Jackson (Jameson)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secretions (Matt)

Harry Potter and the Secret Muslim Who Became President (Mike)

Harry Potter and the Quidditch Steroid Scandal (Jameson)

Harry Potter and the Political Prisoner of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (Matt)

Harry Potter and the Nocturnal Emissions (Mike)

Harry Potter and the Temporary Property Lien (Brandon)

Harry Potter and the Artist Formerly Known as Prince (Jameson)

Harry Potter and the Weekend Wasted on Facebook (Matt)

Harry Potter and the Time He Told the Hardy Boys to Go Fuck Themselves (Mike)

Harry Potter and the Adverb Adjective Noun of the Noun (Sean)

Baron von Contributors: Sean Hecht, Brad Kruse, Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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