Mar 11, 2016

Soup remains a staple of the human diet, and as a stroll down the supermarket aisle will tell you, there are more brands and flavors than ever. But not all of them are winners...

Least Popular Canned Soups

—French Onion & Chloroform (Jameson)

—Campbell's Shoestrings Floating in Mascarpone Cheese (Brandon)

—Stuff the Rich Threw Away (Mike)

—Batman v. Soup-erman: Dawn of Lentils (Joe)

—Bearded Clam Chowder (Dan)

—Trump™ Delicious Luxury Lukewarm Water (Jameson)

—Used Lobster Bib Bisque (Brandon)

—Garfunky Noodle (Mike)

—Chicken & Jerry Rice (Dan)

—Nuthin' But Gluten & Peanut Dust (Joe)

—Zesty Zika (Mike)

—Pony Minestrone (Dan)

—Soy Sauce and a Soupçon of Sous-Vide Soup (Jameson)

—Shia LaBeouf's Homemade Cock-a-Leekie (Brandon)

—Liposuction Entrails of the Stars (Mike)

—Beyoncé Fiancé Consommé (aka Jay-Z Soup) (Dan)

—Matthew McConaughey's Can Full O' Mystical Monologue That Has Very Little to Do with Soup (Mike)

—Vegetable Poodle (Dan)

—Might Be Lentils! (Mike)

—John Mellencamp's Formerly Cougar Stew (Now with more cougar!) (Brandon)

—Bernie Sanders's Noodlecratic Soupcialism (Mike)

—Un-Split Pea (Dan)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Dan Lee, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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