You've got a lot of nerve being so generous, mister.
What can you do? The bar got set awfully high by Selfie.
Think of all the time you'll save not having to reach all the way into your pocket or purse to grab your phone!
Crimes against soupmanity! (Not to be confused with the "soup manatee", the horrifying soup-manatee hybrid that killed all those beach goers in Tampa.)