Aug 23, 2013

British actor Benedict Cumberbatch has been slowly entering the public eye over the past few years, making a big splash this summer as Khan in Star Trek Into Darkness, and he'll be portraying WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange in a new movie this fall. But as his fame has grown, so has the number of people inexplicably struggling to correctly pronounce his name...

Ways to Mispronounce the Name Benedict Cumberbatch

—Benzedrine Cloverpatch (Mike)

—Badgerface Cupboardlatch (Jameson)

—Bendyourdick Thundersnatch (Joe)

—Benatar's Comingback (Matt)

—Buick Hatchback (Dan)

—Pepperoni Cablecar (Brandon)

—Banacek Cummerbund (Jameson)

—Cumberdict Benebatch (Joe)

—Frenemy Brumblepatch (Mike)

—Ebeneezer Sasquatch (Dan)

—Stove Vegas (Jameson)

—Bonusbatch Cummerdick (porn name) (Brandon)

—Bumblebee Cabbagepatch (Joe)

—BennyHill RachelDratch (Jameson)

—AndyDick CannotAct (Matt)

—Butterball Kibbles n' Bits (Brandon)

—Eggs Combover (Mike)

—Brittybrit Englandbatch (Joe)

—Beyonce's Comelysnatch (Matt)

—Been in Dick's Cucumber Patch? (Brandon)

—[Eyes rolled up, juvenile jerk-off hand motion] (Jameson)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Dan Lee, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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