A penny saved is a penny adding approximately 0.080 troy ounces of mass to your home.
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes, and procrastination.
From Jeremy Lin to high gas prices to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Gotta spend money to make money... unless you decide to just literally make more money.
Like insane father, like insane son.
History will hold Letterman's late night legacy in higher regard than Leno's. Could not agree more.—BK