Jun 24, 2011

Cereal has been a staple of breakfast for decades, with brands such as Cheerios, Wheaties, and Raisin Bran becoming household names. But not all cereals have fared so well with consumers...

Least Popular Breakfast Cereals

—Porn Flakes (Joe)

—Tuna Casserole O's (Matt)

—Kashi Wads of Thistles (Mike)

—Slur Krispies, with its comical mascots Jap, Cracker, and Wop (Jameson)

—Defeaties (Brandon)

—Scrotum Pops (Joe)

—Fruity Squirts (Mike)

—Cinnamon Toast Crunch's ill-fated follow-up, Salmon Bruchetta Crisp (Jameson)

—Berry Aneurysm Burst Cheerios (Brandon)

—Jay Len-O's (Joe)

—Minute to Eat it (Mike)

—Honey Bunches of Unwashed Walnut Husks (Jameson)

—Cream of Feet (Brandon)

—Mice Krispies (Joe)

—Tilapia Combs (Mike)

—CrispSpics (Brandon)

—Harvey Keitel's Bad Lieutenant Cereal (Jameson)

—Blood Sausage Puffs (Matt)

—Cap'n Crunch's Shut Up and Eat, Kids, the Cap'n's Real Tired This Morning (now with 90% less crunch) (Brandon)

—Sugar Frosted Gallstones (Mike)

—Special K Bits O' Brisket (Brandon)

—Blueberry Morning After (Jameson)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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