Sep 25, 2009

Last week, New York City WNYW Channel 5 anchor Ernie Anastos swore on live television while bantering with weatherman Nick Gregory. After Gregory's weather segment, Anastos said "I guess it takes a tough man to make a tender forecast," referencing an old Perdue chicken commercial, then quickly added "Keep fucking that chicken." The slip-up (Anastos likely meant to say "plucking") became an internet sensation, and has people everywhere craving more Anastos zingers they can adopt for everyday use...

Additional Ernie Anastos Catchphrases

—"Keep on sticking it to them A-rabs, Larry!" (Brandon)

—"It's a good old-fashioned Favre fingerbang!" (Jameson)

—"Short and loose like a Chinese prostitute." (Matt)

—"Oh, black people. When will you ever learn?" (Joe)

—"Cocaine it is!" (Mike)

—"I'm as hot as a beaver on the brink of trouble!" (Jameson)

—"That's not what my taco said!" (Matt)

—"Sounds like the poop's coming home to roost." (Brandon)

—"Don't you eyeball me, boy!" (Joe)

—"As sweet as the sound of birds makin' love." (Matt)

—"Where's the queef?" (Jameson)

—"Shut the doors and crank up the Skynyrd, it's time for the obituaries!" (Matt)

—"Boy, he really busted up that chifferobe, eh?" (Brandon)

—"Keep tauntin' that rhino!" (Jameson)

—"Bend over and take it in your news hole!" (Matt)

—"Bring me my short pants!" (Jameson)

—"That's hotter than a mammogram!" (Matt)

—"Put on somethin' sexy, grandma, 'cause you and me are goin' out tonight!" (Joe)

—"Looks like everything's turning ass up for those fellas!" (Brandon)

—"Ride that Nazi!" (Jameson)

—"May God cup our balls." (Matt)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

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